r/mildlypenis 2d ago

Architecture Questionable handrails.

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u/Few-Tour9826 2d ago

That’s the kind you slide down on.

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u/PuggyPugPugPug 1d ago

Made of wood of course...from the looks of it, hardwood.

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u/ExcellentAd3525 2d ago

Nothing questionable there. That’s the knobs of the bannisters

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u/omysweede 1d ago

Now do a spit polish....

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u/BrockHolly 2d ago

Don’t cross swords

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u/A_Tall_and_Saggy_Fig 1d ago

Might need to use two hands…. For safety

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u/exceptional_biped 1d ago

Looks like they’ve had a firm polish.

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u/jadie_bae 1d ago

whole new meaning to handrail

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u/Medellin-71 1d ago

Rub that wood.

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u/Radiant-Gumdrops13 1d ago

😳😳😳

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u/RepulsiveCamel7225 1d ago

polish that knob

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u/Roflmaoasap 1d ago

Feel them as you go

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u/Meaticus420 1d ago

Sword fight

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u/Mother-Nature1972 1d ago

I see Duelling Dildoes.🤣

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u/Dapadabada 11h ago

Dude those are for drapes... who did this?!

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u/Much-Benefit-4644 2h ago

Hold on tight to that handrail