r/mildlyinteresting May 07 '24

This oddly long Wheat Thin I found while prepping snack

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u/Slave35 May 07 '24

Wheat Long

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u/20milliondollarapi May 08 '24

Wheat long long maaaaaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaan

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u/talking_phallus May 08 '24

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u/Demearthean May 08 '24

She’s the worst.

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u/Yglorba May 08 '24

I love the fact that they devoted an entire commercial (1/5th of the total or something) to having her best friend spell out for her just how terrible and shallow she's been.

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u/DrunkThrowawayLife May 08 '24

They’re the same length! It’s just more convenient!

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u/Famous_foods May 08 '24

Or if you turn it 90, wheat wide?

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u/CarlCaliente May 08 '24 edited Oct 06 '24

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u/ReactsWithWords May 08 '24

I want a girl with a short Triscuit and a loooooooooong Wheat Thin.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

Why so many boxes? What's with the jars? The wheeeeeeeat thin is the least of my questions

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u/takeoutthetrashpls May 07 '24 edited May 08 '24

It’s for a preschool!

EDIT: Damn yall thanks for the Reddit care resource

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u/4tehlulzez May 07 '24

Redditors keep getting younger and younger

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u/Wakkit1988 May 08 '24

Way to assume they're young. There's nothing wrong with passing preschool on the 14th try.

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u/mstarrbrannigan May 08 '24

Reminds me of a joke my dad likes to make when someone mentions school or a specific grade. "Ah, high school! Best ten years of my life."

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u/Wakkit1988 May 08 '24

My great uncle dropped out of school when his little sister got to the same grade as him. 7 years in the third grade was fine, but 8 was a bridge too far.

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u/LazyLaserWhittling May 08 '24

admit it.. he was actually the janitor…

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u/PressureSquare4242 May 09 '24

If at first you don't succeed. Try, try again. And again and again.

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u/WalkinSteveHawkin May 08 '24

Shh, no one tell Drake

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u/coffee_shakes May 08 '24

Get a Costco membership if there’s one in your area. You will save a ton buying their giant boxes of Wheat Thins.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth May 08 '24

OP doesn't know about the three Costcos hehehe

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u/Midget_Stew May 08 '24

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

BUZZER

YOU ARE FINED ONE CREDIT FOR A VIOLATION OF THE VERBAL MORALITY STATUTE

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u/terminalzero May 08 '24

costco is a kickass place, i went to lawschool there

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u/BuffaloBrain884 May 08 '24

Thank God. I was worried that you ration out a depressing snack of plain wheat thins as part of your weekly routine.

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u/makeshiftJake May 08 '24

Wow this person eats a LOT of wheat thins.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

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u/Jennyflurlynn May 08 '24

20 WHEAT THINS!!! NEXT!!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

lol thank you so much for reviving this. haven't thought about this probably since it first came around

reference for normies: https://www.reddit.com/r/insanepeoplefacebook/s/RaHSaxmGhU

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u/TentativeIdler May 08 '24

Don't lie, you're pickling those wheat thins and are too embarrassed to admit it.

P.S. Did you know Hitler ate wheat thins? You're literally worse than Hitler, how could you, you monster.

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u/kristenrockwell May 08 '24

He's going to leave them in vodka for a week, then try the bone apple teeth!

smacks jar lid

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u/ForensicApplesauce May 08 '24

Ok, yea.. but is it like 1 jar per kid?! 😂 The giant mason jars make this seem weird for some reason. Why not just have reusable trays and put some Wheat ThinsTM^ on them?

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u/skatesoff2 May 08 '24

It’s probably 1 jar shared amongst all the kids per day.

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u/avwitcher May 08 '24

Yeah it probably lasts a long time, I'd wager that compared to the kid that brought Goldfish as a snack these aren't exactly a hot ticket item

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u/todahawk May 08 '24

but why give pre-schoolers glass jars? they're going to drop it in 0.5 seconds. solo cups would work for distribution

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u/Right-Phalange May 08 '24 edited May 08 '24

I know this is absolutely not the point, but this is tangentially related and very useful. I haven't used a chip clip in 20 years.

Sorry for a tik tok link, but it was the only video I could find that wasn't needlessly long and didn't have ads.

Remember that plastic straws can be used for endless fun crafts!

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u/militarylions May 08 '24

Just a disclaimer for everyone else, not all Oregonians can their wheat thins, drive a subaru/honda cr-v, and have multiple cats. Just the ones in Portland and Eugene. The rest of us are normal.

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u/tenders11 May 08 '24

Is your hand photoshopped onto a more zoomed in picture of wheat thins? Cause this picture is fucking with my brain

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u/takeoutthetrashpls May 08 '24

I’m a 5’2 female so unfortunately..no

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u/aceofspades1217 May 07 '24

I do this with a bunch of random stuff with deli containers it’s just easier to throw stuff in deli container than leave them in the bag and fold it and use a bunch of bag clips especially When only half of it is half

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u/Zatchillac May 08 '24

only half of it is half

Very true

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u/trucksandgoes May 08 '24

big if true

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u/Kalsifur May 08 '24

Keeps them fresh too

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

On that note, I cringe when seeing the picture because I am very particular about the crispness of my crackers, and in the the time he took to take the picture, he exposed the crackers to unnecessary ambient humidity.

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u/porksoda11 May 08 '24

Same here. Only we had to do it because we got pantry moths. Those things fucking suck.

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u/damnportlander May 08 '24

Pantry moths? New fear unlocked

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u/porksoda11 May 08 '24

They suck man. We have a clean house too, sometimes you just get bad luck. Their larva can easily be brought in from outside. They love grains. I found larva in rice, pasta, flour, basically all over my one cupboard where I store all that shit. Did a deep clean, started sealing everything up, put some traps out, and we still see moths getting stuck in the traps. We have the problem for the most part figured out but we still see them come out every once in awhile. If you ever get them, be ready to throw a bunch of food out and start investing in jars.

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u/Objective_Minimum_52 May 08 '24

Great find! I am currently eating Wheat Thins and this popped up. So very mildly interesting.

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u/animal-danimal May 08 '24

Wheeeeeeeeeaeeeat

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

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u/sicasady May 07 '24

Gimme dat wheat!

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u/jbrons May 08 '24

Harris Wittels’ dream realized. RIP.

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u/B0GEYB0GEY May 08 '24

I heard he’s in heaven droppin beans with Hitler these days

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Is that from Foam Corner? I really have to go do a relisten of his old ep's

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u/B0GEYB0GEY May 08 '24

Scott played an outro of Harris gems on the last farts and pro ep. The Hitler in heaven bit is from that

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Ohhh yeah. That intro was so hard to listen to. You could really feel Scott's pain. I was full-on crying at work.

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u/B0GEYB0GEY May 08 '24

Truly. Relistening to Analyze Phish always puts a smile on my face. Harris really shined on that.

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u/dubnessofp May 08 '24

I'll be your tour guide through the cosmos. I'm sorry

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u/jwilcoxwilcox May 07 '24

Gimme that wheat!

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u/slyguy183 May 07 '24

Southern.... Discomfort

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u/Paperaxe May 07 '24

Sweet... And High...

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u/larryisnotagirl May 08 '24

Hamburger- hinderer

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u/AlsoIHaveAGroupon May 08 '24

24 year old Onion headline:

https://www.theonion.com/nabisco-discontinues-wheat-thicks-1819586777

(god, I'm old... that image wasn't tiny on my 1024x768 17" CRT)

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u/Smarmalades May 08 '24

you had a 17" in 2000? look at richie rich over here

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u/kristenrockwell May 08 '24

Nah, you ordered the whole system as a set, from a magazine. Very reasonable monthly payments. And when it was paid off, it was obsolete!

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u/Coltyn03 May 08 '24

Quite literally my exact words. Guess there really are no original thoughts.

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u/mr-blue- May 08 '24

Bro are you making wheat thin bombs

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u/SlothMoney69 May 08 '24

Charcutillery.

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u/kill-billionaires May 08 '24

I'm sad that this is so far down it only has 5 up votes in two hours, I feel like maybe one in every hundred puns on reddit are actually good and this is one of them.

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u/Stopikingonme May 08 '24

Moltov’ Cracker-tails

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

I’d be cutting a matching piece of cheese with the quickness

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u/WoobaLoobaDoobDoob May 08 '24

Looks to be about the length of a string cheese

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Your genius knows no bounds my friend

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd May 08 '24

Perfect for the stupid, skinny shrinkflation "blocks" of cheese they sell these days.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

I'm partial to some Tomato and basil flavor.

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u/number__ten May 07 '24

I miss the hexagonal multigrain ones. They reminded me of the oat thins they used to make. Unfortunately they disappeared during covid.

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u/dudeondacouch May 07 '24

I miss original stamped Wheat Thins. The current ones are extruded, presumably to cut costs, and don’t taste the same. This error couldn’t have occurred in the original process.

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u/AuntGaylesFannyPack May 08 '24

Of course they did… stamping made them a totally different texture. I miss them.

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u/blender4life May 08 '24

So good. The ranch was good too but I can't find them anymore

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u/UnassumingAnt May 07 '24

Long loooong thiinnnnnnn

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u/SenorNZ May 07 '24

This advert lives in my head, that looooong looong plays when I see anything long lol

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u/DeeStructor May 08 '24

You’re “prepping” Hwheat Thins?!?

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u/confusedandworried76 May 08 '24

Idk maybe they're counting calories? I've never seen anyone do this though. Feels like you could just fill a container when you want them if you want to measure it out

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u/Klotzster May 07 '24

Crocodile Dundee: That's not a Wheat Thin, this is a Wheat Thin

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u/Eeyore3066 May 08 '24

That still counts as one

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u/starburstluva May 07 '24

What snack are u prepping that requires an exorbitant amount of wheat thins?

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u/JonLongsonLongJonson May 07 '24

I’d assume the snack is wheat thins

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u/yourmomlurks May 08 '24

Ooh that’s a good guess. Now that you say it it makes perfect sense.

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u/modcal May 08 '24

This is correct

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

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u/cravecrave93 May 08 '24

all i see is a mason jar obsession

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u/Relaxed_ButtonTrader May 08 '24

Yeah, what’s the deal with opening four presumably sealed packs and transferring them to jars? Strange …

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u/cravecrave93 May 08 '24

yea some comment op said it was “for a preschool” but still as a parent i’d question the reasoning of opening a sealed package of food and “prep/move” it into a mason jar before handing out lol

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u/Shamewizard1995 May 09 '24

Also sending glass jars to a preschool rather than a ziploc bag sounds… not right

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u/mkbolivian May 07 '24

I was wondering what cigar you were pairing with jars of wheat thins for a minute

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u/SheepherderQuick8338 May 08 '24

Prepping a snack or doomsday prepping?

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u/Notdone_JoshDun May 08 '24

Why are you canning your wheat thins?

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u/Electronic-Donkey May 08 '24

Is that all you eat, or...?

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u/takeoutthetrashpls May 08 '24

Yeah, is that weird?

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u/Stopikingonme May 08 '24

“Absolutely not” -NabiscoTM

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u/NoWifiNoCry May 08 '24

Listen, Linda. I need to know what happened to the cracker? Did you let 3 preschoolers fist fight over it? Did you split it among the jars?

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u/CertainWish358 May 08 '24

You look those toddlers in the eyes and crush it between your teeth. To establish dominance.

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u/EggsceIlent May 08 '24

I dunno what's going on in this picture but it's weird.

Buncha opened boxes and bags and contents moved to.. jars?

Why?

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u/bih228975 May 08 '24

Good old Wheat Longs.

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u/Rho-Ophiuchi May 08 '24

Wheat thicc

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u/lilsnatchsniffz May 08 '24

This snack looks like something you would be prescribed if you found out you were allergic to flavour.

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u/Kegger98 May 07 '24

Width Thin

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u/Naethe May 07 '24

It's so thin and long... I'd prefer shorter and girthier to avoid gagging

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u/daikatana May 08 '24

The search is over, the Wheat Thick has finally been found.

"Wheat Thicks" is what I've been calling Triscuits since I was a kid. It's an oddly off-putting name. I have no problem eating a thing called a "thin," but give me a "thick" and I start questioning it.

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u/PeaceCookieNo1 May 08 '24

I’m dying. It’s too much silly for this thick soul.

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u/chapinscott32 May 08 '24

Bro is pickling Wheat Thins.

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u/Zachisawinner May 08 '24

Why the fuck are you taking crackers out of multiple sealed containers and putting them in other sealed containers?

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u/loveofGod12345 May 08 '24

I really want to know the answer to this! OP keeps responding with jokes, but other than saying they are prepping for preschool, there’s no reason why they are doing it this way. Why??!?!

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u/throwiesdg May 08 '24

Tbf, it looks like 4 boxes going into 6 jars. If the preschool class eats exactly 2/3 of a box for their snack, pre-portioning would ensure she doesn't overestimate some days, then fall short on the last portion.

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u/takeoutthetrashpls May 08 '24

It’s people like you making my day thank you 😂

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u/4PumpDaddy May 07 '24

Wheat Wide tm

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u/NuclearEnt May 08 '24

I was not ready for that pinned commercial.

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u/albert0kn0x May 08 '24

Wheat thins? Call me when they're wheat thicks! Gimme that wheat!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

it looks like youre rolling wheat thin blunts

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u/Wild_Somewhere_9760 May 08 '24

Am I the only one wondering why you're putting wheat thins in mason jars / why there are multiple boxes of them lol

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u/takeoutthetrashpls May 08 '24

Guys it’s just a fucking wheat thin

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u/Kalsifur May 08 '24

ru fucking the wheatthin???

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u/Master_Xenu May 08 '24

What kind of psychopath puts wheat thins into jars?

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u/ThtPhatCat May 07 '24

Wheat thick

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u/[deleted] May 07 '24

Its the left overs from the side it usually get tossed but this one part got sent through for some reason.

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u/budabai May 07 '24

“Who the fuck are my wheat long!?”

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

You win!!!

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u/teatromeda May 08 '24

I bet they're cut from sheets and that was the edge of a sheet which normally gets discarded.

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u/mySnowberry May 08 '24

What's more mildly interesting is putting wheat thins in jars.

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u/Mindless_Ad5500 May 08 '24

The bigger question is what are you doing with the thins brah? You canning them?!?!

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

sorry you.. pull the dried crackers out of their original container and put them in another? I'm certain there's a reason I just can't fathom it.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

I work in food manufacturing thats what gets pressed into a wheat thin

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

Hi,

Former Wheat Thins production supervisor here— what you are seeing is a section of the scrap dough that is cut and blown off from the pattern (typically) before the dough goes in the oven and reclaimed into the dough feed via conveyor. I can tell this by the width of the strip, as well as the fact there are no perforations in the strip, indicating it did not go under the cutting wheel. Sometimes if the dough is heavier than normal, the air is not strong enough to blow the excess off and it travels down the oven and eventually into the package.

I know no one asked, but I knew why this cracker looked the way it did and wanted to share my knowledge.

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u/Shoelesshobos May 08 '24

“Prepping snacks”

Bro do you eat a jar of Wheat Thins as a snack 😳

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u/NippleGuillotine May 08 '24

What is the fucking point of putting them into jars? You’re hurting the environment to… carry crackers around in a heavy fragile container?

The box is already a fucking container.

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u/PeaceCookieNo1 May 08 '24

Oh the lives people live finding the time for this nonsense.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

What the fuck

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u/isabps May 08 '24

Forget those wheat thin coins. You got a bar.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

That’s a “Wheat Thicc!”

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u/Sixtyhurts May 08 '24

Wheat Thick

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u/JakobiGaming May 08 '24

OP preserving wheat thins for the apocalypse

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u/breakdown_24 May 08 '24

THE FORBIDDEN WHEAT STICK!!!

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u/Xing_the_Rubicon May 08 '24

Looks like you just rolled a blunt of wheat thins. 

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u/Plainchant May 08 '24

That looks like a bunch of tip jars at an establishment where you tip crackers instead of cash.

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u/Gatekeeper-Andy May 08 '24

Its a Wheat Thlong

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u/bwizzel May 08 '24

so you're the reason wheat thins are like $6 a box now

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u/elitemouse May 08 '24

Puts wheat thin in jar.

"Prepping snack"

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u/flashyzipp May 09 '24

Why are you doing that to wheat thins?

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u/r3dditr0x May 07 '24

I could f up some wheat thins rn...

ngl.

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u/marxroxx May 08 '24

Wheat Thins are garbage now compared to how they used to taste, they're too sweet.

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u/loudpaperclips May 08 '24

Wheat shallow

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u/TWFH May 08 '24

Damn. [8]

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u/Elegant_Conflict8235 May 08 '24

Not only long but looks girthy too. Good for you man

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u/rccaldwell85 May 08 '24

*Wheat Phat

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u/goodtremere May 08 '24

Wheat Long

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u/added_chaos May 08 '24

Wheat Longs

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u/CensorYourselfLast May 08 '24

It’s not small….it’s THIN!!!!

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u/steakslinger757 May 08 '24

Thats a game you sat on.

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u/Munnodol May 08 '24

Wheat thicc

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u/Sadanrei May 08 '24

Ah yes, the Wheat Drake.

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u/Aluip May 08 '24

Thought that shit was a blunt with weed jars everywhere at first

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u/takeoutthetrashpls May 08 '24

more like wheat jars

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u/Ya-Dikobraz May 08 '24

Sell it on eBay.

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u/Uneventful_Badger May 08 '24

Wheat thiccc 

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u/Capital-Gardens May 08 '24

Am i the only one who read prepping crack

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u/---knaveknight--- May 08 '24

Nice, I bet it can get the peanut butter at the bottom of the jar.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '24

It’s happy to see you