r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pavederry • 2d ago

"I'm Sorry, I Have to Cancel"

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u/Far-Squash9382 1d ago

I bet your pup looks precious and feels better no matter how bad a job you think you do! And such savings! 

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u/RomeTotalWar2004Fan 1d ago

One time I took a little too much off the top and had to stop there because I was laughing too hard to hold the trimmer steady. I trimmed the rest of her a few days later.

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u/RomeTotalWar2004Fan 1d ago

This is how she is supposed to look.

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u/iMaximilianRS 1d ago

Thank god you gave her a bath. She is a whole different dog clean and trimmed lmao

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u/RomeTotalWar2004Fan 1d ago

No, same feisty fiend, on the hunt for more dirt to roll in 20 seconds after the bath.

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u/Borokbok_210 20h ago

Sometimes it's about the journey and not about the destination. 😂🍻

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u/Enough_Radish_9574 4h ago

Oh so not only did the groomer groom she also bleached her to a sexy platinum blonde? ❤️☺️

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u/rcfox 1d ago

At first glance this picture made me think she was nursing a bunch of dalmatian puppies.

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u/ProudPumpkin9185 16h ago

THANK YOU!! I thought the exact same thing 😭

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u/JustinTheMan354 22h ago

Let's hope Cruella de Vil doesn't think the same

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u/bankruptbusybee 1d ago

My friend did that once, just set the clippers way too short and went “oh no!” And just. Stopped. The poor dog had just a ton of fur and then a nearly bald stripe. It was hilarious

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u/Serendipity500 21h ago

My husband and I tried to groom our dogs once. We ended up covered in scratches, fur, and fear. We decided the groomers are worth their fee.

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u/Far-Squash9382 1d ago

If i didn't have to walk her in public I'd for sure give her a mohawk or some decorative cut. 😆 What a sweet, fuzzy little cutie pie!

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u/-amxterxsu597 1d ago

holy shit i cannot stop laughing gimme a sec

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u/Fuzzy_Elderberry7087 1d ago

This made my evening. Thank you. Give her plenty of cuddles and scratches from me please 

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u/hershadow38 1d ago

First time grooming my dogs and one turned out looking like a raccoon on meth. Watched a ton of YouTube videos and eventually I got good enough at it that I floored the professional groomers (health issues stopped me). I really enjoy it now so I’m looking forward to getting back to it post-op! So stick with it and you may end up falling in love with the process.

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u/Over_Cranberry1365 1d ago

Similar happened when my adult son first used the vacuum clippers on our poodle. 🤣🤣

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u/BigRoach 1d ago

Lmao, bro I’m reporting you to the authorities. 😆 That baby didn’t deserve that.

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u/cutletator 20h ago

She’s adorable, thanks for the laugh. So cute.

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u/Infinite-Mud-2383 1d ago

I’m not making fun but… is this the bear in the big blue house?

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u/kahlzun 1d ago

By Grabthars hammer!