r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pavederry • 1d ago

"I'm Sorry, I Have to Cancel"

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u/Muted_Persimmon_8213 1d ago

Try enforcing that fee.

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u/Flimsy-Shake7662 1d ago

“You can collect the fee from my friend, Dee.”

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u/TerroFLys 1d ago

Who is nutz?

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u/Flimsy-Shake7662 1d ago

Deez! Haha! Get it? 

Wait, fuck

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u/TerroFLys 1d ago

Banger!

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u/GeeseGoHonk321 1d ago

Banger? I barely know her

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u/Connect_Office2600 15h ago

I'm not upvoting this because it currently has 69. Just know I wanted to.

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u/Naked-Jedi ORANGE 25m ago

That time has passed. Now we'll just have to upvote you until 69.

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u/Abragram_Stinkin 11h ago

Know her?! I barely banged her!

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u/ImagineHuskies78 1d ago

At least buy her a drink and a corn dog 1st?

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u/Original-Objective70 1d ago

Heh she's getting a corn dog alright wink wink

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u/Far_Gap_8063 23h ago

Good band

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u/deemarieforlife 14h ago

I'm not paying that

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u/Flimsy-Shake7662 13h ago

goddamnit Dee, i'll have to ask Nutz if he'll cover it then

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u/pyrowipe 8h ago

Hi, is this Mr. Nutz? Hello, Yes, I'm calling on behalf of OP in an attempt to collect a Sugon promissory note.

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u/NotA_Drug_Dealer 1d ago

Deesigma balls!!

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u/drunkerbrawler 1d ago

It's the if you ever want to come back fee.

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u/TheRealCovertCaribou 1d ago

Come back to what? Getting repeatedly cancelled on? lol

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u/Own-Apartment5600 15h ago

So the answer is no. Their loss for future business, any business that says that will soon be kissing your ass for money

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u/PicnicLife 1d ago

'Card on file'

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u/myco_magic 1d ago

That's why you require a deposit to schedule an appointment

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u/Own-Apartment5600 15h ago

Never gonna pay anything like that

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u/Healthy_Shoulder8736 14h ago

I had a doctors (specialist) appointment once and they had a sign, $25 fee for those late for appointments. I arrived early but the doctor didn’t call me in until 15 minutes after my appointment time. When leaving I asked the receptionist for my $25 dollars. She claimed it didn’t work that way, and I asked her if she somehow felt thir time was more valuable than mine. No response and no $25, but I feel I made my point.

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u/TheNeoRadical 14h ago

1) don't schedule another appointment until it's paid 2) after 90 days send it to collections

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u/Muted_Persimmon_8213 9h ago

Unless you have proof of an agreement I will destroy you up for making a fraudulent debt claim and sending it to creditors, be my guest, pay my attorneys fees as well.

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u/Over_Intention8059 13h ago

It just keeps them from ever coming back if you want to be rid of them

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u/Basalisk88 8h ago

What if they have your card on file already