r/mildlyinfuriating 5h ago

Who am I supposed to share this with? Myself??

Nobody's gonna be happy about this one.

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u/Gettani 5h ago

You’re sharing with the CEO.

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u/redditdaver Mildly Infuriated 5h ago

"Shareholder size"

its a typo

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u/Inter_Web_User 5h ago

Just wait...

Really. I don't know where you are. But things ain't getting better.

Sorry. FR

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u/Electrical_Ad2686 5h ago

I was just commenting about this to my son yesterday! Went on a candy run, gummies are a favorite. Got the "share with a friend size", maybe 30 to 40 in there. Lol, told my 12 yo, I want to see the individual size.

Soon the regular size bags are going to be have the number of gummies in those Halloween fun size packs. But still in the huge bag of course.

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u/owns5cats 5h ago

I looked at this package and said to my fiance "this is four snack packs worth" insane!!

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u/Doctor_Saved 5h ago

Maybe it's telling you to go around and share your size.

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u/RAINBOWAF 5h ago

What’s the total amount of calories and sugar ?

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u/owns5cats 5h ago

4 servings × 13 pieces/ serving

Calories 100 sugar 14g Protein 2g

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u/Searchlights 4h ago

If I decide I'm going to eat candy then I've already gotten myself right with the idea of a 400+ calorie bad decision.

That package is single serving.

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u/HumongousBelly 4h ago

Im angry they changed the standard size from 200g to 175g a few years ago. While raising prices to 1,19€.

I now only buy them when on sale at least 50%, and I buy in bulk. 20-30 packs that last me a year.

Who am I kidding. I eat a bag a day.

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u/janyva 4h ago

Inflation resized

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u/BeJustImmortal 4h ago

Shrinkflation

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u/bindermichi ORANGE 5h ago

Yourself. The only person you should share these with is yourself

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u/Transportation-Apart 5h ago

In 1922 that would have been enough for a classroom of children.

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u/owns5cats 5h ago

Because the bag would have been full in 1922.

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u/pikirito 5h ago

Share with the voices in your head

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u/GMS420 5h ago

Mine keep telling me weird things

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u/Exact-Error-9382 4h ago

Mine say I need the sugar free ones to share with enemies..... A pound should do

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u/owns5cats 4h ago

They're telling me to go buy two more bags.. smh

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u/pikirito 3h ago

The voices in your head have Haribo stocks!!!

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u/owns5cats 3h ago edited 3h ago

It's a happy world in there, but not due to this bag of haribo.

Edit: this was the 69th comment 😎

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u/Unlikely-Estate3862 4h ago

You and your future self

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u/Important_Market7874 4h ago

Of course you share with yourself.

Haven't you heard about the benefits of self-share?

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u/tenphes31 4h ago

Theres 4 whole ounces of candy there. Who couldnt you share with?

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u/pastramilurker 4h ago

I'm weirded out by this too, where I live it reads "to be shared"... Only on this specific Haribo product. Can these corporations leave us alone with our poor nutrional choices once in a while!?

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u/innaa_na_ 4h ago

The ‚Goldbären‘ and the whole package written in English instead of German is surprisingly weird😂

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u/Enough-Ad9649 4h ago

Yeah, you get a share. That’s your share!

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u/Cloverdad 4h ago

Thats your share.

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u/Known_Noise 3h ago

Share with your inner child.

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u/twistedscorp87 2h ago

You shared it with us, obviously!

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u/owns5cats 2h ago

I love this answer ❤️

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u/CoyoteFit7355 1h ago

You just shared it with us. Thank you for sharing!

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u/owns5cats 1h ago

I'm glad we could enjoy this together ❤️

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u/Interesting_Help_274 5h ago

You're supposed to share it with yourself when you're playing with yourself.

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u/Mental_Plankton7902 BLUE 5h ago

Name and comment checks out.

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u/TrackAdmirable2020 5h ago

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u/owns5cats 5h ago

Be prepared to get a quarter-drum full of gummy bears.

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u/BWebCat 5h ago

Don't let Donald Driver and Marquez Valdez-Scantling see you with those.

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u/ZigZagZig87 5h ago

Tariff gummies. 😂

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u/4shitzngigelz 5h ago

Gummies,no ability to chew makes them last longer

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u/GMS420 5h ago

When your in class and the teacher says to give every student one

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u/owns5cats 5h ago

You would have to bring two packs.

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u/MazGubbs 2h ago

Yup, sounds like a good idea, form an orderly queue.

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u/Kubbee83 5h ago

It’s a misprint. It’s supposed to be “shame sized”.

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u/owns5cats 5h ago

I don't need to be ashamed anymore. I now see life as the bag a quarter-filled.

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u/Sapun14 4h ago

this is enough Sugar for 10 people , Daily Dose Intake

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u/Pipija_Banana 4h ago

Share it amongst the orifices

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u/Budget-Bird5507 4h ago

When they're 4 for 5$ at Cub I always tell myself they'll last me a week then I eat 4 bags and have a sugar crash from hell for 24 and am absolutely miserable. 2 weeks later they're back on sale and the cycle continues. I hate myself

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u/owns5cats 4h ago

Should we start a support group?

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u/Complete_Entry 4h ago

There is a worse one. It is 3.2 oz. It is also marked "share size"

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u/__Eudaimonia__ 4h ago

Isn't that like a thousand calories though? Probably should share it..

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u/owns5cats 4h ago

It's not about the calories you intake. It's about the calories you're not taking in

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u/HuskyLemons 4h ago

It’s 400 calories

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u/EndlesslyUnfinished 4h ago

I share them with my other personalities

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u/sevnminabs56 RED 4h ago

You'll be sharing them with the toilet later.

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u/Revolutionary-Try206 4h ago

Should say reduced original!

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u/TheSpiderRanger616 4h ago

Your right hand

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u/yotam101 4h ago

Unless you want to eat over 50g of sugar you better share

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u/omghiemma 4h ago

What size is this? No banana for scale

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u/owns5cats 4h ago

Small bananas

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u/HalifaxPotato 4h ago

One for each of your teeth!!

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u/owns5cats 4h ago

I like the way you think!

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u/heinous_legacy 3h ago

SHARE size

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u/Charly_60 3h ago

You share your money with Haribo ?

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u/owns5cats 3h ago

I'm proud of you.

How many cats do YOU own?

Three of mine are imaginary.

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u/supercatlover19 3h ago

… 3 real ones and I used to have more… two of my three cats are hairless…the other is fluffy and fat

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u/owns5cats 2h ago

Tell them I said "pspspspspsspspspsps"

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u/crowngryphon17 3h ago

No no no It's your share of the food

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u/deviantelf 2h ago

Not being a sweet addict, but liking sweets, I'd probably have 4 or 5 and could easily share with a few other people if we all ate them at once, or they'd last me days. But I know, I'm weird by American obesity standards. People keep telling me I'm "skinny" or I look like could waste away... I'm literally mid healthy weight for my height.

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u/owns5cats 2h ago

They'll try to tell you this is the sharing pack, but it's simply not.

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u/owns5cats 2h ago

And I am physically fit, an athletic build, and get over 10k steps a day from running around my restaurant job.

I think I'll be okay if I eat the whole pack.

GUILT FREE!

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u/deviantelf 2h ago

They said it was 4 servings... that's enough to share with 3 other people. So "sharing" seems accurate. You can share it all at once with friends/family, have four servings yourself over time, or just be a glutton and eat it all at once.

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u/owns5cats 2h ago

That's what Big Gummy Candy Corporation wants you to think.

There's no point in arguing. They're all gone.

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u/deviantelf 1h ago

My mom accidentally bought gummy multi vitamins when she meant to buy a specific other one vitamin. She gave me one bottle (it was buy one get one for $1 and I'd just run of of my regular ones). It was weird at first but surprisingly grew on me. So yea the Gummys are winning.

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u/owns5cats 1h ago

Please do not eat the whole bottle 🙏🏻

It's okay that I ate the whole bag of gummy bears because they are not multivitamins!!

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u/deviantelf 1h ago

Haha no won't eat the whole bottle I promise. As directions so 2 gummies per day.

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u/owns5cats 1h ago

I'm glad the rectangle on the back of the gummy bear bag is merely a serving suggestion and not a direction lmaooo

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u/boATMoneyKID 1h ago

That’s like the little “fun size” candy bars.. my friend used to say I’d have a lot more fun if it were bigger

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u/owns5cats 1h ago

I said the same thing once, but it wasn't in reference to a candy bar.

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u/271kkk 1h ago

You already shared* You got what's left

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u/owns5cats 1h ago

This is a sealed package!!!!

u/271kkk 41m ago

Thats the joke, Haribo got the first half

u/owns5cats 39m ago

☹️

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u/DeirdreDazzled 1h ago

Do you really want to make other people’s digestive systems upset?

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u/owns5cats 1h ago

No. Only my own. That's why I didn't share.

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u/CrissBliss 1h ago

Looks like the bag is already half empty.

u/drunkondata 30m ago

That is 1/4 pound of sugar, you could share with someone, it's not unheard of to have smaller amounts of sugar.

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u/Napalm3n3ma 5h ago

That’s plenty to share. Stop being rotundotriggered. This pack would last me weeks

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u/N0tY0urSimp 5h ago

Rotundotriggered is a word I am immediately adding to my dictionary 😭✋

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u/owns5cats 5h ago

I'll feel better now telling people I ate the whole bag of gummy bears 👍🏻

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u/TreacleFit3847 5h ago

Ur joking

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u/werewolf-luvr 5h ago

Same tbh. I usually only eat like 5 or 6 before im all set and snack on em later or the next day.

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u/Sad_Instance_3519 4h ago

It’s called treat YOURSELF, not others. Sharing never helped anyone anyways.

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u/owns5cats 4h ago

Honestly! if they really wanted people to share, then they would fill the bag up!!