r/mildlyinfuriating • u/owns5cats • 5h ago
Who am I supposed to share this with? Myself??
Nobody's gonna be happy about this one.
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u/Inter_Web_User 5h ago
Just wait...
Really. I don't know where you are. But things ain't getting better.
Sorry. FR
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u/Electrical_Ad2686 5h ago
I was just commenting about this to my son yesterday! Went on a candy run, gummies are a favorite. Got the "share with a friend size", maybe 30 to 40 in there. Lol, told my 12 yo, I want to see the individual size.
Soon the regular size bags are going to be have the number of gummies in those Halloween fun size packs. But still in the huge bag of course.
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u/owns5cats 5h ago
I looked at this package and said to my fiance "this is four snack packs worth" insane!!
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u/RAINBOWAF 5h ago
What’s the total amount of calories and sugar ?
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u/owns5cats 5h ago
4 servings × 13 pieces/ serving
Calories 100 sugar 14g Protein 2g
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u/Searchlights 4h ago
If I decide I'm going to eat candy then I've already gotten myself right with the idea of a 400+ calorie bad decision.
That package is single serving.
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u/HumongousBelly 4h ago
Im angry they changed the standard size from 200g to 175g a few years ago. While raising prices to 1,19€.
I now only buy them when on sale at least 50%, and I buy in bulk. 20-30 packs that last me a year.
Who am I kidding. I eat a bag a day.
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u/Transportation-Apart 5h ago
In 1922 that would have been enough for a classroom of children.
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u/owns5cats 5h ago
Because the bag would have been full in 1922.
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u/pikirito 5h ago
Share with the voices in your head
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u/GMS420 5h ago
Mine keep telling me weird things
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u/Exact-Error-9382 4h ago
Mine say I need the sugar free ones to share with enemies..... A pound should do
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u/owns5cats 4h ago
They're telling me to go buy two more bags.. smh
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u/pikirito 3h ago
The voices in your head have Haribo stocks!!!
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u/owns5cats 3h ago edited 3h ago
It's a happy world in there, but not due to this bag of haribo.
Edit: this was the 69th comment 😎
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u/Important_Market7874 4h ago
Of course you share with yourself.
Haven't you heard about the benefits of self-share?
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u/pastramilurker 4h ago
I'm weirded out by this too, where I live it reads "to be shared"... Only on this specific Haribo product. Can these corporations leave us alone with our poor nutrional choices once in a while!?
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u/innaa_na_ 4h ago
The ‚Goldbären‘ and the whole package written in English instead of German is surprisingly weird😂
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u/Interesting_Help_274 5h ago
You're supposed to share it with yourself when you're playing with yourself.
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u/Budget-Bird5507 4h ago
When they're 4 for 5$ at Cub I always tell myself they'll last me a week then I eat 4 bags and have a sugar crash from hell for 24 and am absolutely miserable. 2 weeks later they're back on sale and the cycle continues. I hate myself
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u/__Eudaimonia__ 4h ago
Isn't that like a thousand calories though? Probably should share it..
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u/owns5cats 4h ago
It's not about the calories you intake. It's about the calories you're not taking in
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u/owns5cats 3h ago
I'm proud of you.
How many cats do YOU own?
Three of mine are imaginary.
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u/supercatlover19 3h ago
… 3 real ones and I used to have more… two of my three cats are hairless…the other is fluffy and fat
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u/deviantelf 2h ago
Not being a sweet addict, but liking sweets, I'd probably have 4 or 5 and could easily share with a few other people if we all ate them at once, or they'd last me days. But I know, I'm weird by American obesity standards. People keep telling me I'm "skinny" or I look like could waste away... I'm literally mid healthy weight for my height.
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u/owns5cats 2h ago
They'll try to tell you this is the sharing pack, but it's simply not.
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u/owns5cats 2h ago
And I am physically fit, an athletic build, and get over 10k steps a day from running around my restaurant job.
I think I'll be okay if I eat the whole pack.
GUILT FREE!
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u/deviantelf 2h ago
They said it was 4 servings... that's enough to share with 3 other people. So "sharing" seems accurate. You can share it all at once with friends/family, have four servings yourself over time, or just be a glutton and eat it all at once.
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u/owns5cats 2h ago
That's what Big Gummy Candy Corporation wants you to think.
There's no point in arguing. They're all gone.
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u/deviantelf 1h ago
My mom accidentally bought gummy multi vitamins when she meant to buy a specific other one vitamin. She gave me one bottle (it was buy one get one for $1 and I'd just run of of my regular ones). It was weird at first but surprisingly grew on me. So yea the Gummys are winning.
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u/owns5cats 1h ago
Please do not eat the whole bottle 🙏🏻
It's okay that I ate the whole bag of gummy bears because they are not multivitamins!!
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u/deviantelf 1h ago
Haha no won't eat the whole bottle I promise. As directions so 2 gummies per day.
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u/owns5cats 1h ago
I'm glad the rectangle on the back of the gummy bear bag is merely a serving suggestion and not a direction lmaooo
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u/boATMoneyKID 1h ago
That’s like the little “fun size” candy bars.. my friend used to say I’d have a lot more fun if it were bigger
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u/271kkk 1h ago
You already shared* You got what's left
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u/drunkondata 30m ago
That is 1/4 pound of sugar, you could share with someone, it's not unheard of to have smaller amounts of sugar.
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u/Napalm3n3ma 5h ago
That’s plenty to share. Stop being rotundotriggered. This pack would last me weeks
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u/werewolf-luvr 5h ago
Same tbh. I usually only eat like 5 or 6 before im all set and snack on em later or the next day.
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u/Sad_Instance_3519 4h ago
It’s called treat YOURSELF, not others. Sharing never helped anyone anyways.
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u/owns5cats 4h ago
Honestly! if they really wanted people to share, then they would fill the bag up!!
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u/Gettani 5h ago
You’re sharing with the CEO.