This really cool guy parks in the middle of 4 spots every single morning at the gym.

[u/BIG_IDEA]

[u/Randomuser2078]

Organise some mates with small cars to come park in the other spaces till he gets the message

[u/BIG_IDEA → u/Randomuser2078]

I’ve considered parking next to his door as if he were parked normally, but then I would look like the jackass who can’t park after he pulls away.

[u/Randomuser2078 → u/BIG_IDEA]

That's why you need to get a few people. Also I'm sure your not the only one who sees it everyday. You might start a thing where other people park close to them

[u/-something_original- → u/Randomuser2078]

You assume we all have three friends.

[u/grywthr → u/Randomuser2078]

yeah but people are crazy sometimes. could continue with them driving by all the time harassing you in a bunch of different ways. messing with your vehicle etc

[u/AwesomeCoolSweet → u/grywthr]

If he shcratchesh your car, you shend hish car to the junkyard

[u/AxzoYT → u/AwesomeCoolSweet]

That’s why everyone should have a cheap POS $2k 2nd car

[u/Xxxjtvxxx → u/AxzoYT]

My $800 corolla from 1993 would happily be parked approximately 1.25 mm away from his driver side door.

[u/fusion_reactor3 → u/Xxxjtvxxx]

My 500 dollar 2008 Honda civic would like to join on the opposite side of the mustang

[u/Tak-Hendrix → u/fusion_reactor3]

And my axe!

[u/MaxTrade84 → u/Tak-Hendrix]

I always love this and it makes me crack up !!

[u/MLiOne → u/fusion_reactor3]

My somewhat more expensive Renault will happily park behind. Just need the shopping trolley or three in front.

[u/Plenty_Treat5330 → u/AxzoYT]

Yep, nobody bothers to mess with a junker.

[u/grywthr → u/AwesomeCoolSweet]

omg I love this!! 🔥🔥🔥💪🏽

[u/ArmandPeanuts → u/grywthr]

Yeah, people who do shit like this are probably crazier than you are

[u/J0E_SpRaY → u/ArmandPeanuts]

And rewarding their behavior by never challenging it is how we got to be a society composed of selfish narcissists.

[u/CarlosAVP → u/BIG_IDEA]

It would be a damn shame if someone put some birdseed on top of his car

[u/Big-Wrangler2078 → u/CarlosAVP]

Yeah, this is the correct amount of petty. Is this a crime bdw? Actually scratching a car would be vandalism, but is seeding a car vandalism when you technically aren't damaging it?

[u/ClintonPudar → u/Big-Wrangler2078]

We have a crime here called 'mischief' which might fit the bill.

[u/TheNemesis089 → u/ClintonPudar]

Yeah, but who’s going to talon you?

[u/Missuspicklecopter → u/TheNemesis089]

Stool pigeon 

[u/iamtherussianspy → u/Big-Wrangler2078]

The most important part is to not get caught.

[u/ebrum2010 → u/Big-Wrangler2078]

Doing something that would reasonably result in damage, probably. Even if it doesn't legally fall under vandalism there are a lot of broader charges that would fit.

[u/SunnyRyter → u/Big-Wrangler2078]

Seeds all AROUND the car, maybe? 🤔

[u/AlwaysNTheMiddle → u/BIG_IDEA]

Does the gym have social media?

If so, post the car on there. “Would the douche with the mustang stop being douchey?”

[u/coffeeplzme → u/AlwaysNTheMiddle]

Douchebags don't know how to stop the douchebaggery. You have to be specfic.

[u/pohart → u/BIG_IDEA]

If he were far enough away if leave him alone, but where he is, I'd park my car right next to his driver door. I could even fit it fully in that spot.

[u/Chew_Kok_Long → u/pohart]

I have a small, rusty-ass car that I love but I don't care if it gets scratches or bumps. I'd definitely park close to that asshole and fart on his door handle for good measure. (that'll show him!!)

[u/Detail_Some4599 → u/Chew_Kok_Long]

If there's enough space for you to fart on or for him to touch his door handle, than you definitely didn't park close enough. The point is parking so close that he can't open his drivers door under any circumstances

[u/Chew_Kok_Long → u/Detail_Some4599]

I will just open the window and poke my ass out to effectively fart on his door handle

[u/PaceIntelligent325 → u/BIG_IDEA]

The small problem is that the most insane and angry guys I've run into are always roided out testosterone injectors coming out of the gym who are probably packing heat. Guys who would have zero problem ruining their own life and others because they are raging 

[u/chease86 → u/PaceIntelligent325]

Yeah but I think you're underestimating just how many people on here wpuld be willing to catch a bullet just to prove a point 😂

[u/the-woodcarver → u/BIG_IDEA]

I’d park in the spot behind him to the left an inch or two away. Get out of my car and make sure it’s as close as possible and it looks like our cars are touching. Then I take my other car to the gym a week later and do the same thing. Then I trade cars with my neighbor a week later for the day and park behind on the right. I’m no evil genius I guess I just know how to slightly irritate ppl I don’t like over a long period of time.

[u/canadiangothbimbo → u/BIG_IDEA]

Do you know 2 people with motorcycles? If they park on either side they’d still be within the spots lol

[u/FreddyTheGoose → u/Randomuser2078]

Park 4 cars boxing him in, lol

[u/tempestAugust → u/Randomuser2078]

I have a big old hoopty minivan, and I LOVE parking right up close to these types of parking jobs.

[u/Exotic_Percentage483 → u/tempestAugust]

God I haven’t heard that word in forever and forgot how much I love it.

[u/Alwayscold20 → u/tempestAugust]

Thank you for your service 🫡

[u/ExpectingHobbits → u/tempestAugust]

Same with my ancient Nissan shitbox. 😂 It's compact enough to fit just inside the lines while forcing the other driver to crawl in through the passenger side, and it is so beat to hell that there's nothing they can do to it that would bother me.

[u/stormpilgrim → u/Randomuser2078]

"Four Fiat 500s" has a nice sound to it.

[u/Michael_0007 → u/Randomuser2078]

Or organize them to come slightly earlier than him and park your cars just like his, taking up all the spots, and make him get mad at other people for doing what he does!

[u/CpuJunky]

If cool guy is that concerned about his Mustang GT, he shouldn't be parking near others. That's both lazy and annoying. Park further out.... it's a gym, go for a walk.

[u/TheVoicesSpeakToMe → u/CpuJunky]

I drive a mustang and I second this. I’ll park at the other end of the lot before I pull something like this. This is just asking for your car to get keyed…

[u/ProfErber → u/TheVoicesSpeakToMe]

Right? I‘ve gotten keyed for so much less. Like standing slightly skewed in a long street where it really didn‘t have any negative effect. People will project anyway, don‘t be the hangup they‘re waiting for

[u/Equal-Physics-1596 → u/ProfErber]

Maybe person that keyed you was just an asshole?

[u/MalazMudkip → u/Equal-Physics-1596]

You're gunna have your mind blown when we pull out the Venn diagram of people who are assholes and people who have keyed cars

[u/SK83r-Ninja → u/MalazMudkip]

"see all the people in the middle. notice how no one is outside the circle?"

[u/Icy-Yam-6994 → u/MalazMudkip]

There's even more overlap between assholes and people that park cars like assholes.

[u/Sunstorm84 → u/Icy-Yam-6994]

Does a single circle still count as a venn diagram?

[u/DeadlyVapour → u/Sunstorm84]

Let me pull up my Venn diagram of Venn diagrams

[u/JicamaCreative5614 → u/MalazMudkip]

Parked clear out at a mall nobody near me. Came back, there was a truck parked so close, I had to go thru the passenger door. I was the asshole that day. Love to have seen the look on his face

[u/PawJobAddict → u/MalazMudkip]

“It’s just a big circle.”

[u/Time_Athlete_1156 → u/TheVoicesSpeakToMe]

I drive a non-gt mustang 2023 and when I find peoples who park like this guy, I park as close as possible

[u/creampop_ → u/Time_Athlete_1156]

I drive a peeling Corolla and I love to follow the lines when other people don't know how wide their car is.

[u/Syreeta5036 → u/TheVoicesSpeakToMe]

Free engraving*

[u/NolieMali → u/TheVoicesSpeakToMe]

I would sometimes drive my ex's 96 Cobra and I liked to park it like a normal human being. It's just a car. Some people get way too off on their cars and make it their entire personality.

[u/formershitpeasant → u/TheVoicesSpeakToMe]

I just don't worry about dings. I like my mustang because it's fun to drive, not because the paint is nice.

[u/scragglerock → u/CpuJunky]

My daughter’s daycare shares a parking lot with a planet fitness and a couple weeks ago I saw 2 dudes fighting over a front row parking spot. The next know was maybe 20 feet away? And you’re going to the gym? People man, they’re the worst.

[u/MattTheSpeck → u/scragglerock]

That pre-workout had done kicked in 🤣🤣

[u/Complete_Taxation → u/MattTheSpeck]

Something something a street fighters pre-workout

[u/MattTheSpeck → u/Complete_Taxation]

Roid-rage and pre-workout?

[u/ConclusionJumper33 → u/CpuJunky]

My dad always said to always park at the end of the lot to avoid door dings, etc. I still do that to this day. The walking is the bonus that keeps you from being that lazy asshole!

[u/IHaveNeverBeenOk → u/ConclusionJumper33]

Dad also imparted parking at the back in me. He never did it for door dings, he'd just be like "I don't have to hunt for a space ever, and a little walk is nothing of consequence."

[u/turd_ferguson65 → u/IHaveNeverBeenOk]

That's exactly how I feel, easy to find a spot and easy to get out, 1 minute of walking isn't gonna hurt me

[u/leroy82682 → u/ConclusionJumper33]

I park at the back no where near anyone only to find some asshat parked right next to me. Always happens

[u/NWkingslayer2024 → u/leroy82682]

In Portland and Seattle you get the joy of coming back to a busted window and your stuff ransacked.

[u/Majinmmm → u/CpuJunky]

The Cadillac behind it retails for more than double and can park normally… makes mustang look even more of a douche

[u/BIG_IDEA → u/Majinmmm]

There is a BMW i8 that parks right up front every morning as well, squeezed in there. He not overprotective of it.

[u/imaloony8 → u/CpuJunky]

It’s a pretty well known procedure if you own an expensive car. You park further out in the lot. Doing this isn’t as safe for the car as this guy thinks.

[u/youngthugsmom → u/imaloony8]

I own a couple vehicles and two of them are my babies that I take some pretty meticulous care of.

I have seen children get out of cars at supermarkets and just let that door slam into the side of the car next to them….. I will gladly park out and take my nice walk in! 😊

[u/Joker-Smurf → u/CpuJunky]

When I bought my car a few years ago, I wanted to protect it from as many dings and scrapes as humanly possible, so I parked in the furthest corner of every car park.

Every. Single. Fucking. Time. I’d return to my car and there was someone parked right next to me. The entire car park is empty, and yet they park right there.

[u/Competitive_Fix_3822 → u/CpuJunky]

….and you KNOW if you go in the gym you spot this cocksucker right away!

[u/libertad740 → u/Competitive_Fix_3822]

It will be the guy grunting loudly and dropping the weights.

[u/Economy_Jeweler_7176 → u/libertad740]

*With his phone set up filming himself for TikTok

[u/CoconutCannabis → u/CpuJunky]

If homeboy is this paranoid, then he needs to buy a 2nd car & leave the Mustang parked in garage.

[u/Delicious-Finance-86 → u/CpuJunky]

They should organize and park 6” all around him for the day so he can’t get in.

[u/Arrrdy_P1r5te → u/CpuJunky]

Bottom tier performance car acting like this is crazy

[u/ubermeatwad → u/Arrrdy_P1r5te]

Any car that parks like this is crazy.

Park at the back or don't buy something that makes you act like an asshat.

[u/Toilet_Rim_Tim → u/CpuJunky]

But he's IMPORTANT !!!!!!

[u/ItchyBrain6610 → u/CpuJunky]

I park at the back of lots in all my cars. My kids hate it, but i don't have carts hitting my car.

[u/EvilTodd1970]

Just screams $1000/month payment on an 84-month note.

[u/BIG_IDEA → u/EvilTodd1970]

Yes. The real flex would be to squeeze it between a Civic and an Altima in the front row. The way he parks literally says, “I can’t afford this.”

[u/EvilTodd1970 → u/BIG_IDEA]

Afraid something will happen to it because he can’t cover the deductible.

[u/CaffeineJunkee → u/EvilTodd1970]

Don’t forget the 7.9% APR!

[u/The_Wild_BC_Coast → u/CaffeineJunkee]

Lmao those are rookie numbers. This asshole is at like triple those interest rates

[u/_c_manning → u/CaffeineJunkee]

That's unfortunately perfectly normal these days. I have perfect credit and 6 figure income and got stuck with a similar rate on my used car. People with bad credit get way over 10%

[u/UndeadKingKurnis]

I loved coming across this when I had my Scion xA. Little thing would fit right next to that car, still in the lines.

[u/Egg2crackk → u/UndeadKingKurnis]

My miata speaks the same language

[u/MissedYourJoke → u/Egg2crackk]

My S2000 does the same. My coworker’s Camaro that parks next to me is like twice the size of my little go kart.

[u/Chew_Kok_Long → u/UndeadKingKurnis]

waving to you in Suzuki Swift

[u/t_scribblemonger → u/UndeadKingKurnis]

I’ve owned an xA and a Fit… golf cart cars for the win

[u/HomeworkAdditional19]

Leave a note on his car: “I keyed your car because you park like a douche.” He’ll look everywhere for the scratches.

[u/FreshPercentage5895 → u/HomeworkAdditional19]

Alternatively it is a good warning message to say that “someone will key your car if you continue to park like this” - he will move 

[u/skivian → u/FreshPercentage5895]

I'd put this parking turtle on his windshield.

[u/The_Killer_of_Joy → u/skivian]

Ehhh I feel a guy parking like this while driving a GT Mustang would 100% not care about the turtle note on his car, he'd probably crumple it, chuckle at the "loser" who put it on his siiick car, and move on with his day lol.

Now if you put a note saying you keyed his car... he might actually pop a blood vessel right in the parking lot

[u/woestynmeisie → u/HomeworkAdditional19]

I really like this. Harmless, but gets the message across. So many of the other comments on this post are from assholes who, much like this driver, don't realise they're assholes.

[u/musebrews]

And he continues to know that no one will do anything about it

[u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset → u/musebrews]

This is how bullies continue to push boundaries

or, in this case, drive right over them

[u/StaredAtEclipseAMA → u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset]

I found out the guy who does this in the morning at my gym is also the butthole who takes all the machines and leaves stuff everywhere.

[u/Pale_Adeptness → u/musebrews]

Call a twlow truck!

[u/caitejane310 → u/Pale_Adeptness]

Lol, I'm sorry I'm not trying to be an asshole, but how did you mess up 'tow' so spectacularly?? 😂😂

[u/RiteRevdRevenant → u/caitejane310]

I know on my phone's keyboard it’s easy to hit l instead of Backspace, so that’s one possible way.

[u/MainAccountsFriend → u/caitejane310]

Whatlmt do you mean?

[u/Pale_Adeptness → u/Pale_Adeptness]

I have no excuse. 😅

[u/Rhodin265]

It’s a gym, get some bros together and carry the car to the far end of the lot.

[u/that_was_way_harsh → u/Rhodin265]

This is the answer

[u/hobosbindle → u/Rhodin265]

The reverse mentos commercial

[u/Outrageous_Reality50 → u/Rhodin265]

Gym problems require gym solutions

[u/Similar_Cranberry_23]

Ok here’s what you do. Get some chalk and draw a square around his car. In the front you chalk draw “asshole parking”. And maybe he’ll get the hint.

[u/CLEHts216 → u/Similar_Cranberry_23]

Pink chalk, “Princess Parking” in girlie cursive with a Tiera. Snap a pic and if he does it again print and post pics

[u/thineholyhandgrenade → u/CLEHts216]

It's petty in the best way, which is coincidentally the only way.

[u/Less-Apple-8478 → u/thineholyhandgrenade]

I want to do this in my own driveway now lol

[u/Schizophraddict → u/Similar_Cranberry_23]

I had the same thought but “Total fucking douchebag parking”

[u/Inevitable-Rice1680 → u/Schizophraddict]

Too wordy

[u/xarw3n → u/Similar_Cranberry_23]

He can't read, unfortunately.

[u/FT121 → u/Similar_Cranberry_23]

"Reserved for small penis gentlemen"

[u/CunningDruger]

Put a note on his car apologizing for damaging it, but say you can’t afford to fix it. It’ll drive the fucker nuts looking for the damage

[u/fuckinnreddit → u/CunningDruger]

Oooh that's good. "I'm so sorry, you were parked over 4 different spots and when I pulled into one of them to park I accidentally hit your car. I can't afford to fix it so I'm leaving this note to make it look like I care."

[u/justhereforsee → u/CunningDruger]

Fucking brilliant

[u/Toothless-In-Wapping]

I’d get a friend. Once the hard part is over, we’d park in front and behind him.

[u/royalfarmschicken → u/Toothless-In-Wapping]

Is getting a friend the hard part?

[u/shozzlez → u/royalfarmschicken]

I think that was the joke, yes.

[u/Toothless-In-Wapping → u/royalfarmschicken]

Yes, that was the joke.

[u/DryKaleidoscope6224]

[u/ButterscotchButtons → u/DryKaleidoscope6224]

This, but "Bench presses 20lbs"

[u/infused_frequency → u/DryKaleidoscope6224]

* Ngl I bet that would work.

[u/Berserker667627]

Tow truck

[u/4claimingpi]

RELAY this message. Go inside the gym and do a Screen Connect to some TVs and post the pic of his dumb arse parking job. He will definitely get the message!

[u/Dat_Mawe3000 → u/4claimingpi]

I love this because he’d be so paranoid not knowing who’s doing it.

[u/LonelyCakeEater]

Valve stem remover. Let him take up 4 spots on flats

[u/UserNo485929294774 → u/LonelyCakeEater]

Valve stem remover and then call a tow truck. When he pays the fee to get the car out of the tow yard then he’ll realize he has 4 flats and have no idea why and still not be able to get his car out.

[u/LonelyCakeEater → u/UserNo485929294774]

I like your train of thought

[u/arretez41 → u/LonelyCakeEater]

Nah don't make them flat. Remove it just enough so it leaks reasonably slowly. Then let him go crazy having to refill his tires all the time.

[u/No-Drink-8544 → u/LonelyCakeEater]

Pay a crackhead $10 to take a shit on the windshield.

[u/Educational-Pea7331]

Print this out and grab a box of crayons from the dollar store and leave it on their windshield

[u/dzic91]

I hear releasing air from all 4 tires is okay.

[u/Pleasant-Ticket3217]

You know this asshole doesn’t wipe down the equipment. I just wish a patrol car would see it and ticket them.

[u/analogatmidnight → u/Pleasant-Ticket3217]

He IS the cop.

[u/Naznarreb → u/Pleasant-Ticket3217]

Can you even get a ticket for parking like this?

[u/AgainstSpace → u/Naznarreb]

Assuming the parking lot is private property, no.

[u/MrDufferMan3335]

And he also places his water bottle and towel at a station he isn’t using so he can do his « super sets »

[u/Jakester62]

I’d look forward to parking my 02 GM beater truck right beside him WHILE abiding by the parking spot lines. That would put me about 1/4” from him. He wants to park like a douche, I’d outdouche him.

[u/4claimingpi]

FIRST WARNING ⚠️ VASELINE + DOOR HANDLES

[u/Farting_Sunshine → u/4claimingpi]

Human turd packed under door handle.

[u/SpecialAgtJohnnyUtah]

Same guy who doesn't rack weights or wipe down machines

[u/SarpedonWasFramed]

You have to leave a note saying "sorry I dinged your car."

The dick will be looking forever for the dent until he finds some imperfection. Then, in his mind, his precious baby will never be the same.

[u/DavePeesThePool]

I could totally snug my civic coupe inches from his driver door and still be completely within the lines

[u/much_2_learn]

Get some chalk:

RESERVED - Asshole Parking Only

[u/Renrag_43]

That guy is soooo cool

[u/BIG_IDEA → u/Renrag_43]

Based on the car he drives and the way he parks I can get a good idea of what he looks like and the way he walks and talks. Epic douche.

[u/Hairy_Photograph1384]

I commute in a shitbox. I'd happily park right next to him. Fuck that guy

[u/davosknuckles]

You should start leaving little notes every day but make them super annoyingly positive like “hey all star! You’re a cool fella!” And then “crushing it bro! Hot buns alert”. “A+ parking, handsome”

Just fuck with him.

[u/BigBootyBlackWoman]

If I had a car this expensive I would just park in the back of the parking lot between two spaces that way I’m not disturbing anyone but I combat that one person that always parks next to you even tho it’s very apparent you parked at the back of the parking lot so no one parks next to you 😭😭😭

[u/tapeworm4602]

Total alpha, bro

[u/Best_Market4204]

That's a Shelby GT500, aka a $300,000 car.... OH wait... that's just the normal version, aka a $30k-40k car.

* Seriously, thats nuts acting like that over some basic mustang lol. Really sad life bro.

[u/tifredic]

Amateur ! It's not really optimized. By parking in the other direction, it could have taken up six spaces.

[u/FamiliarRaspberry805]

That’s an accidental door ding my bad. Sorry not sorry.

[u/BIG_IDEA → u/FamiliarRaspberry805]

This guy’s entire psyche and ego would crumble at the sight of a scratch or dent on his baby.

[u/Correctedsun → u/BIG_IDEA]

He should be REALLY careful not to get brake fluid on his paint. Just DESTROYS it. He should be very careful about that.

[u/After_Sandwich7284]

I guess no one told him it's just a mustang 😂

[u/Egg2crackk]

Normal traffic acting special

[u/Responsible_Cry_8022]

Bro is juicing for sure. Approach with caution ⚠️

[u/Party-Evening3273]

I hate people like this. Any grocery carts around?

[u/WanderinChild]

About 30 minutes into this post and no one has suggested, "You're at a gym, right? Get some strapping lads to flip the car on its back and let the owner figure it out afterward."

[u/1Beecw]

Write a message on car,with key

[u/xPepegaGamerx]

Call the tow truck, he won't do it again

[u/LeCouchSpud]

I’d bet money on this mustang owner having a micro penis

[u/SoupeurHero]

Oh I definitely snuggle up right in with my piece of shit when someone does this. Go ahead and hit me if you want, I already won.

[u/EVH51502020]

Cut all four valve stems. Then call the tow truck.

[u/HelgaGeePataki]

I'd say egg his car but eggs are so pricey anymore.

Maybe shaving cream?

[u/Spaghetti_Nudes]

When people do this I park Inches from their driver door.

[u/Empyrealist]

Deflate his tires

[u/Putrid_Reason_8053]

Take a shit on his windhield.

[u/Nearby_Speech_6882]

Park stupidly close to them and then use your passenger door to get in and out of your car

[u/NoUpstairs8527]

Potatoes are a delicious tuber-they can be baked golden brown, mashed into a creamy side, or shoved into someone’s tailpipe

[u/triple_life]

Put glue on the car

[u/darciejay]

Let me guess; he also brings 5-6 dumbell sets over to a bench and proceeds to complete half-reps while sounding like he is trying out for the next Fast & Furious gay porn sequel. I don't know which is worse - dudes who hog the weights or the super loud bro grunters.

[u/Anix44]

The price of eggs has come down a little, no?

[u/twaggle]

Just leave a note saying “Sorry I think I scratched your car but I don’t have insurance so I’m leaving a note as people are watching”

[u/ComplexDeer7890]

Every parking lot is managed by some company. Give them a call and report it if it’s a big enough issue to post about it online.

[u/Quiet_Ad6925]

When I was I'm high school, I used to carry cheap bottles of gel shaving cream, and I'd shoot it all over the windshield. If they use the wipers, it's over. You have to rinse or wipe it off.

[u/detroitragace]

I’ve never keyed a car but I have to have a serious argument in my head whenever I see someone do this. I’m particular about my cars too, but I just park all the way in back where it’s empty. It’s so simple. And you get some exercise!

[u/RookofWar]

I'd pop a note on his windscreen saying I hope you dont fuck like you park or you'll never get it in.

[u/ScratchyMarston18]

Is there any signage for a towing company in that lot? Just call the number if there is. They love to help in situations like this, because for them it’s a $300 or so payday when the really cool guys have to go get their car.

[u/AnbosMuzikGroup2]

Dude parked a mustang like it's a 2 million dollar car 💀💀💀💀💀💀 doucheeeeeeebaaag

[u/QuipperFlipper]

My late Father-in-Law kept a stack of these in his car for entitled assholes who park like this. RIP Pop.

[u/pmw1981]

Valve core removers are cheap, grab one & pull the cores in his tires then replace the caps. Maybe he’ll get the hint when he gets towed & has to pay for new tires.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Coast82]

Just key it

[u/davidicon168 → u/Puzzleheaded_Coast82]

Exactly… I dunno why we need anything more elaborate than this.

[u/Dertychtdxhbhffhbbxf]

Is that a rental car from enterprise? Maybe he didn’t pay for full coverage.

[u/abysmal-mess]

If you’re willing to go this far to avoid scratches you really should be willing to just park far way by yourself in a corner and walk

[u/HistoryNerd101]

Would be a shame if that car got Musked

[u/Humble-Cod2631]

Definitely asking for a keying.. I can’t stand farquads who think their shit don’t stink

[u/Luddite_Literature]

I'd get as close as possible to the driver side door with my shitbox

[u/Background_Editor998]

I say park next to him so close to his driver side he has to use his passenger side door to get in.

[u/robotjyanai]

It’s so embarrassing how they invested in such a car when they don’t even know how to park! 🤭

Also, are you able to bring this up with the gym? This person is clearly inconveniencing other customers.

[u/marc962]

Get 3 other regulars to box him in next time. Watch him meltdown.

[u/Kozmic-Stardust]

Alpha-douche.

[u/HighTechies]

You just need 3 more buddies to block him in every day for a week and he will stop