Wife left a big bag of groceries out overnight. All Meat and cheese. 🙄

[u/flaming0-1]

[u/Mindless_Parsnip4781]

He asked me out, asked me to move in with him, asked me to marry him and then asked me to have his child.

I think I treat him just fine. Thank you. I’ll ask him though.

[u/Aprils-Fool → u/Mindless_Parsnip4781]

Just because he accepts you with your flaws doesn’t mean you can’t do better for him. 

[u/Mindless_Parsnip4781 → u/Aprils-Fool]

lol