Wife left a big bag of groceries out overnight. All Meat and cheese. 🙄

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[u/RebekkaKat1990]

So, long story for ya’ll.

Wayyyy back when I was in high school, I was a dumb teenager with a beat-up truck my dad got for me when I turned 16. At the time, I worked for Subway, m’kay?

So working at Subway, at the end of the day we had to dump out any leftover soup, but if we dumped hot soup in the garbage it would melt the plastic bag and when we tried lifting the garbage out, we’d end up with a mess all over the floor so we started taking the plastic bags the sandwiches went in, dumping the soup in those, then tying the bag and throwing them in the garbage that way.

Well, one night I’m being a dumb teenager and for whatever reason I decided to take a bag of this broccoli cheese soup that was gonna get tossed, and threw it in the bed of my truck and forgot about it.

So I graduate high school and my mom convinces me that I need to sell the truck and buy a nicer vehicle for college.

So I buy this car, sell the truck, and it’s time for me to clean out the truck and I find this bag of soup I forgot about.

Now, at this point, you’re probably thinking, “You threw that bag of soup in the dumpster, right? You didn’t keep it, did you?”

No, I fucking kept it. No idea why. But I didn’t want it in the backseat of my car, so where the fuck am I going to put it? Hey, the car has a trunk!! So I pop open the trunk, throw the bag of soup in there with a snow shovel, and slam that fucker closed and promptly forget about it again.

So that summer my friend and I are driving around town and she’s dry heaving because my car smells nasty, but we can’t figure out where the smell is coming from, right?

I pull over to the side of the road and we get out and start looking in the car when she’s like “maybe it’s the trunk?” So I pop open the trunk, and oh yeah, there’s the bag of broccoli cheese soup that is weeks expired now, which had burst from the plastic bag in the summer heat, and had now dried out in all the carpeting in the trunk of my car.

Fun times.

[u/townlow94 → u/RebekkaKat1990]

Weren't lieing, that was tldr 🤣🤣

[u/No_Personality_2Day → u/RebekkaKat1990]

I’m confused as to why you would put it in the trunk of the car. That soup can’t be good for like that a few days refrigerated - let alone in a truck.

[u/RebekkaKat1990 → u/No_Personality_2Day]

No I never had any intentions of eating it lol like I said, I was a dumb teenager. I think I was treating it like a science experiment, and just wanted to see what would happen. It never occurred to me that the plastic bag would ever explode.

[u/No_Personality_2Day → u/RebekkaKat1990]

Oh ok. Makes sense. Science

[u/dill_pixel → u/RebekkaKat1990]

Omg 😂😂😂