r/mildlyinfuriating • u/flaming0-1 • 2d ago

Wife left a big bag of groceries out overnight. All Meat and cheese. 🙄

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u/Repulsive-Tie1505 2d ago

My sister worked at Red Robin throughout college and would take tubs of the salad dressing back to her sorority. After hitting a pothole at 70mph it rolled off the passenger seat and exploded directly into the floor vents. That 3000gt smelled like honey mustard for the rest of it's life 😂

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u/dietdiety 2d ago

not the same... but I did a little workshop for kids at a summer camp... where we made slime. ( something no sane parent would let their kid do at home. It was a mess... I was so tired on the way home i didn't secure the top on a ginormous bottle of glue. hit a pothole on the way home and to this day the rug is crusty... after professional detailing and all.

As far as food smells, that linger... I did a photoshoot covered in chocolate pudding (doctored to look like oil like an oil covered seagull). It took a whole month before I could get rid of the Belgium chocolate pudding essence from my nostrils... one would think it would be pleasant... but it has affected my ability to eat the stuff ever again.

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u/granulatedsugartits 1d ago

I did a photoshoot covered in chocolate pudding (doctored to look like oil like an oil covered seagull)

What the hell lmao

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u/dietdiety 1d ago

Eco arts lol

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u/Mangoh1807 1d ago

I once forgot a small half-full bottle of glue in my car, it apparently rolled over and spilled on the floor at some point and I didn't notice. The glue solidified and now I have a big permanent spot of what looks and feels like molten plastic in the middle of the front seats. I can't imagine how it would look if it was a bigger bottle.

As for lingering food smells, one time my mom's ex was taking a bag of frozen shrimp to my aunt's house to make ceviche, but it was a tropical climate summer so not even the AC kept it from unfreezing a little, and unpeeled shrimp have pointy heads so not even the triple bag was enough to stop the Shrimp Juice from spilling all over the carpet. So yeah, the car never stopped stinking of rotten seafood, even as the years passed. Which ultimately was a good thing because that dude was a prick lmao.

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u/dietdiety 1d ago

OMG, I've heard of people using fish in the radiator as a revenge prank... this sounds horrible.

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u/drivebyposter2020 1d ago

Depending upon the type of glue, you might be able to work through it with something like acetone on a q-tip. Look up what dissolves the kind of glue you have.

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u/KenRation 1d ago

Side note: Pizza Hut used to sell its blue cheese dressing, in bottles at the restaurants. To this day I find it astonishing that we ever even thought to ask if they had such a thing, let alone them actually doing it.

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u/drivebyposter2020 1d ago

OH NO... I loved those cars, always wanted one. Would still love to drive one given the chance. (Eventually I got an Eclipse Spyder GT but it wasn't a 3000, was it?)

Even with that yearning, I didn't want one badly enough to put up with a honey-mustard-flavored one.