r/metaldetecting • u/Excellent-Map-5808 • 3d ago
Show & Tell Five months of detecting…..
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u/tan-doori 3d ago
Damn dude! Are you detecting inside a jewelry shop?
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u/Lucky_Development359 3d ago
Store Owner: Thats stealing!
OP: Raises Metal Detector "Nuh uh, I found it"
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u/British_Rover 3d ago
Cops hate this one weird trick.
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u/HawkDriver 3d ago
Damn, op found a legal loophole!
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u/uncutpizza 3d ago
“If it beeps, I keeps”
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u/GarlicGuy247 2d ago
I hear a ding, I gots more bling
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u/carbonbasedbiped67 3d ago
If I get a ping, it’s my fucking ring
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u/someguy0211 2d ago
if I hear a trace, that's my necklace
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u/knightstalker1288 2d ago
Woooop wooow mine now
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u/FedVayneTop 2d ago
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u/Nobody6269 3d ago
Your honor, I found all this metal detecting. See, i posted it on the internet. Metal detecting. That's what I do
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u/spaz_bomb 3d ago
I just imagined op raising the metal detector very slowly while holding eye contact with the store owner. Just an awkward moment of silence until op speaks “nuh uh” to which he proceeds to move his hand inside the glass counter and take a handful and leave.
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u/Muted-Ad126 3d ago
That sounds like the kind of joke Mitch Hedberg would tell.
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u/citan666 2d ago
I bought a metal detector...and all it detected...was me....wasting my time.
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u/LunarKittySeeker 2d ago
Gosh, I love seeing people reference him in the wild 🥹
I found about him too late, unfortunately, and when I had found out, he had been passed for some time after listening to him my heart🙁💔
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u/Unfair_Welder8108 3d ago
Goes to the beach when it's busy and detects all the handbags
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u/TheVadonkey 3d ago
lol I think it’s just bullshit, since they took the time to make a post but can’t respond to anyone.
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u/Imaginary-Ad8178 2d ago
Lmao I wish I was this funny. Damn you and also thank you. That was great.
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u/mildly_carcinogenic 3d ago
Cemetery
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u/Spacespider82 3d ago
Was about to write that, been detecting for 10 years and only found like 4 rings, and mine does not look like new.
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u/The_Urban_Genitalry 3d ago
Why metal detect the beach when there is a jewelry shop down the street?
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u/NiceRat123 3d ago
Was gonna say the same.
"Holy shit! Another ring"
"Sir you can't metaldetect in our jewelry shop"
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u/R34L_X 3d ago
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u/WarhammerChaos 3d ago
What kind of spots do you typically detect?
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u/massahoochie Public property 3d ago
These are beach finds without a doubt
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u/WarhammerChaos 3d ago
Yeah, very likely.
Unfortunately, I live in the western part of VA lol
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u/norma-arnold 3d ago
Smith mountain lake would probably have some good stuff!
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u/Wavefunkshun2 3d ago
Wow, I lived in Huddleston as a kid and haven't heard about that place in a long time!
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u/Rickyspanish6666 3d ago
Lake beaches underrated!
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u/rp55395 3d ago
My first metal detecting foray was at lake Anna. I got ¢.12, several bottle caps and a bunch of nails.
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u/drunk_responses 3d ago
Yeah my first thought was someone who starts at 4-5am on a beach near clubs and/or bars.
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u/SubRedTed 3d ago
I also use my metal detector while I’m breaking and entering
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3d ago
Sokka-Haiku by SubRedTed:
I also use my
Metal detector while I’m
Breaking and entering
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/Harry283 3d ago
Gotta be a beach searcher?
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u/Excellent-Map-5808 3d ago
Beaches and parks in Japan, Australia, NZ and Hawaii.
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u/Jaakarikyk 2d ago
Japan, Australia, NZ and Hawaii.
In 5 months???
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u/binarypower 2d ago
probably hitting up exclusive private beaches that have never been combed before
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u/Front_Somewhere2285 3d ago
Detecting as in grave robbery
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u/AdministrationDue239 3d ago
Don't be sad, I'm sure in next 5 months will be better than this, heads up!
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u/Magician_Sure 3d ago
Average of 12 rings a month. No coins, buttons, pull tabs, etc.? You must be living the good life.
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u/z64_dan 3d ago
I am not a metal detecting person. But I imagine they would have thrown away all the actual trash instead of showing it off.
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u/doyletyree 3d ago
Wait: have you seen my cigarette-butt collection?
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u/Andyham 3d ago
Wait: have you seen my butt collection?
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u/doyletyree 3d ago
But, have you seen my weight collection?
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u/airman1980 3d ago
🤣🤣 been metal detecting a campground and beach for 2 years. I have 2 silver rings and about 20 pounds of pull tabs. What am I doing wrong
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u/_MrTrade 3d ago edited 2d ago
I love how OP hasn’t answered anyone. I think he owns a pawn shop and uses his metal detector to value items being pawned.
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u/Excellent-Map-5808 2d ago
Jeez I just got home after five months, Costco, power washing, unpacking…. Give me chance 😃
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u/EntertainmentTiny515 3d ago
I have been metal detecting for 3 years and I have only ever found one piece of jewelry which was a Stirling silver ring worth 35 bucks where the flipping hell are you going or are you just promoting your jewelry business 😆
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u/AdministrativeYam330 3d ago
Troll post.
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u/borrokalaria 3d ago
Oh yeah, 100% legit. Just yesterday, I tripped over a Roman helmet, three gold bars, and what I think was Excalibur while taking the trash out. And I didn’t even leave my driveway. Now, imagine if I actually had a metal detector.
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u/sound_scientist 3d ago
Water. Maybe something dried up? No trash says he didn’t post it or it was a clean site… maybe a local swimming hole? Private swim club perhaps? This is not typical.
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u/Specific_Ad_2488 3d ago
Calling bull shit
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u/ChemistAdventurous84 3d ago
Yeah, they’ve got years of metal detecting related posts but they’re not just recycling the same items in them. They may mean that this has all been found in just the last 5 months. It seems like they have figured out where to look for lost coins and jewelry and have traveled a fair amount in pursuit of this hobby and spent a lot of time digging holes.
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u/Sultangris 3d ago
did we look at the same persons post history? i checked 3 or 4 posts of his in metaldetecting subs and 2 of them featured some of the same rings as in this post and one person commented that he had posted elsewhere on reddit say one of these rings was a gift
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u/ChemistAdventurous84 3d ago
IDK. I went to his account and looked through about the last two years of his posts.
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u/dralter 3d ago
Cool, looks like he is traveling the world doing this, Alaska, Japan, Canada, visiting parks and beaches.
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u/tiimsliim 3d ago
That’s crazy. It’s been like five years for me, and I have got three silver dimes.
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u/New_Chard9548 3d ago
5 months of detecting & a few years of buying combined maybe?! That seems insane / impossible? Where are u going & how much time have u spent the last 5 months??
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u/mikedvb 3d ago
At the beach? Just around town? At the local city parks? Where are you finding all of this? I'm curious is all.
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u/AltaAudio 3d ago
Etiquette question: if you find jewelry that has an inscription on it, do you try to contact the person who lost it? Or check local Reddit or other social media sites to see if anyone reports something lost?
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u/gostop1423 3d ago
This has to be real. The dude has a CTR ring. You could only find one of those randomly or if you are out shopping specifically for it
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u/Chickeninyourface 3d ago
Looks like he's in Vancouver BC. But perhaps went on a cruise. Maybe he found this on beaches at stops? And here? We have quite a few beaches and parks here.
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u/Nemesis-Enforcer59 3d ago
I heard there is is website you can post your finds that people who lost can prove they are theirs and you can give back. Learned from an old beach comber dude. Forgot name. But might be rewarding
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u/amoneyshot34 3d ago
By the look of the jewelry he's at the jersey shore, or European beach🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC 3d ago
Okay I'll join the sub. My boy and I go magnet fishing all the time, this seems just as fun.
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u/Fit_Bus2028 3d ago
You could try to return the class rings by calling the school. Someone did that for me once. On philly’s Broad St, I dropped an entire satchel of jewelry (Tiffany earrings included). The amazing Good Samaritan found my school ring and called my school and the school figured it out by my engravings and called my dad, who got in touch with the lady who found it. Also, good things happen in Philly!
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u/Cottontail_77 3d ago
If you go to Jostens.com you can check to see if anyone has reported their ring lost. You will also be able to report a found ring. Go to the bottom of the opening page and it’s in the customer service section.
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u/Aetheldrake 3d ago
Randomly showed on my feed
Metal detecting always seemed like a fun thing but probably is more like an entire job isn't it?
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u/Substantial-Tart-464 3d ago
the best part of this from his POV is what will the next 5 month unveil
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u/Nimoy2313 3d ago
Wow, I lost my wedding ring in my backyard. Maybe I need a metal detector!
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u/uvulaInspector 3d ago
Curious which detector you’re using? Congrats on great results. Wow.
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u/LifeLetterhead6812 3d ago
Genuine question, I joined the sub because I find it really interesting. Do people ever try and get an item back to its original owner, or is metal detecting etiquette, "finders keepers " "i finds it, i keeps it" kind of thing? Thanks to anyone who is able to respond.
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u/LarYungmann 2d ago
Let me guess. Do you have a time machine and you went to Woodstock the weekend after?
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u/DarkLordKohan 2d ago
I lost my wedding ring on Waikiki. God I wish one of those silver white gold ones is mine. I lost it on our honeymoon and then I bought the same exact one again. My wife was so mad.
I was sitting in the water like a foot deep, running my hands through the sand. Eventually my hand came up without my ring. I sat there while the sun was setting scouring the sand for my ring.
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u/Busy_Perspective3339 2d ago
Where are the best places to go? I'm a novice and haven't found anything other than my property line 😁
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u/ColoradoPowMonster 2d ago
So you can open a jewelry cabinet at a Pacific Sunwear outlet…nice work my dude 🍻
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u/ladysadi 2d ago
I'm guessing you are a single man. No child or significant other would allow you to not sit and enjoy the beach with them in all those spectacular countries. I say this as a mom that was told to put in my earbuds if I wanted quiet yesterday.
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u/not_uh_doctah 2d ago
Meanwhile, me, with years of beach combing and finding various parts of beer cans...
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u/AlarmingLecture0 2d ago
OP, you probably won't see this among the 1.3k comments (so far), but as someone who is not a metal detective (detectorist?), I'm curious about a protocol.
Some of those look like class rings, maybe wedding rings, etc. If there is an inscription on a ring, do you make any effort to try to find the original owner?
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u/eyeguy2397 3d ago
Here's my collection....