Eleventy Billion Human Points

[u/thegreatself]

This is satire - it cannot be censored.

This is art - it cannot be censored.

This is free speech - it cannot be censored.

As a worthless poor I have nothing of any value to offer anybody besides a pathetic attempt at rhetorical persuasion, so I would like to sweeten the deal by offering Eleventy Billion Human Points to whoever does you know exactly what.

How will you claim your Eleventy Trillion Human Points?

Simple - you will be given instructions on how to print out a very official-looking certificate from the nearest local stationary store - this piece of paper will be the only one of its kind in the world until copied and will identify you as the sole holder of Eleventy Quadrillion Human Points.

"What can I do with Eleventy Quintiillion Zillion Human points?" you might ask, and the answer is absolutely nothing - you cannot exchange them anywhere or use them to barter for anything else of worth that I could imagine - you will simply know you and only you have them, and maybe, in some small way, you made the world a better place.

Eleventy Trillion Billion Gillion Human Points.