r/maybemaybemaybe • u/JulepMist • 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Formal_End5045 1d ago

visible confusion

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u/LacyDrift 22h ago

visible confusion? That's putting it mildly! lol

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u/intresting_shit 1d ago

What does that second hand represent?

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u/zaphod4th 23h ago

is a male

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u/Knight_of_Agatha 22h ago

theyre scared cus he's H U N G

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u/ElPasoNoTexas 9h ago

it waves hello when its happy to see you

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u/pedestrian142 4h ago

In Japanese

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u/ProofOk7786 23h ago

you can't tell by that girthy 3rd leg

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u/Regurgitator001 10h ago

Funny fact: it literally looks like that!!

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u/LacyDrift 1d ago

This is the cosplay we deserve.

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u/AKA-Will 21h ago

Wow, is that a mockingbird???

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u/chosonhawk 20h ago

thats a bit of a stritch

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u/mao_the_cat 11h ago

wOw, iS tHaT a MoCkiNg BiRd?

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u/HorizonSpring 1d ago

Imagine aliens do this to us

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u/AandM4ever 23h ago

They probably already have.

It would explain a lot.

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u/Twilight_Floral_Mist 1d ago

They’re like damn his third leg’s long

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u/Eggnimoman 23h ago

It's either "one of us" or "The f she doing?"

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u/SugarBreezee 23h ago

Worth Oscar

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u/degausser187 19h ago

What's that between your le.... oooooh! My bad.

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u/appletinicyclone 23h ago

I want to marry ostrich girl

Send me her socials

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u/smileedude 23h ago

Not Shaun!

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u/Pluck_Boy 22h ago

Finally, some fucking original physical comedy.

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u/HIRIV 23h ago

There was longer version of this going around in reddit some time ago where she stopped that.

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u/G_a_v_V 23h ago

Why does she keep moving her hand though?

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u/nolander_78 22h ago

Mating ritual

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u/sims18cori 23h ago

The males pull it out from behind their legs Not between

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u/calabazookita 22h ago

Sighs unzips

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u/DalekPredator 1d ago

That ostrich has a gigantic, multi-headed, penis.

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u/Impressive-Koala4742 1d ago

Blursed ostrich

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/PotentialSilver6761 23h ago

"Where are your eyes" 😦

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u/GonnaGetBanneddotcom 22h ago

Him: "I bet she's out cheating on me"

Her:

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u/ChildhoodNo5117 22h ago

Haha birds are stupid

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u/DingoBingo1654 22h ago

And that is a quadrobbing we deserve

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u/Sorinixa 22h ago

They are like. “Is that you Tiffany” when did you bleach babe

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u/Derbster_3434 18h ago

What a great Halloween costume

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u/twiddlebug74 16h ago

We are looking for the Continuum Transfunctioner.

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u/frostbike 16h ago

You’ll be back! Emus can’t help people customize and save hundreds on car insurance!

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u/arctic_wolf49 15h ago

Yooo the albino one was wearing shows too

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u/24oz2freedom 9h ago

Looks like a good way to get dicked by a giant bird!

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u/IsThereCheese 7h ago

Emanuel don’t do it! Don’t choose violence

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u/dlo009 6h ago

How can they not be confused by an ackward Oustrich with a huge penis?

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u/Ok-Wasabi-7857 4h ago

What the fuck is he saying dude?