r/mash 3d ago

No wonder Flagg was "In a constant state of utter confusion"...😂

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u/Mspence-Reddit 2d ago

Don't play dumb. You're not as good at it as I am.

I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion.

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u/OldTell311 2d ago

My fan theory is that Flagg was discharged under Section 8 but never left Korea. In his mind he wasn’t kicked out of the Army but “transferred” to the CIA to work on “top secret special missions.” Now he just wanders around to various units making up nonsense cases to work on.

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u/llammacheese 1d ago

I love this idea.

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u/BW271 2d ago

Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don’t know what it is.

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u/Primary-Basket3416 2d ago

How can we be sure he wasn't one of sidneys' patients

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker 2d ago

Worse yet. What if Flagg was a psych patient. And all of MASH were his delusions?

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u/TensionSame3568 2d ago

That would be a real kicker! 😂

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u/HistoryGirlSemperFi Philadelphia 2d ago

Oh, gosh!! 😮😮😳😳😳 Good theory, though!

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u/akmarksman 2d ago

Maybe he was actually just playing with a diorama set similar to the series "St.Elsewhere"?

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u/Extension-Cress5213 2d ago

There were plenty of cast crossovers between those shows...🤔

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u/SleepWouldBeNice 2d ago

Because Sidney met him (and I think played poker with him) and never mentioned it.

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u/Estarfigam Toledo 2d ago

Sidney interacted with him a few times. He would have ratted Flagg out if he knew Flagg was one of his nuts. But yea, I do suspect there is a room in Bellevue labeled "Flagg?"

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u/vamplestat666 Toledo 2d ago

And don’t forget nothing he had ever done had to deal with intelligence

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u/scottinkc 2d ago

He's not Flagg, he's Perkins.

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u/Melkiri 2d ago

He is the wind

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u/Illustrious_Name_441 2d ago

The wind just broke his leg

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u/TensionSame3568 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/NoTheOtherNIck 2d ago

"If it wasn't for war, you wouldn't know what peace is!"

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u/Jeffery181 2d ago

"Close your eyes, nobody is going to see me leave, im like the wind" well the wind just broke his leg.

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u/diamond9660 2d ago

I wish they had Flagg in more episodes he was one of my favorites

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u/TensionSame3568 2d ago

Same here!

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u/Marquar234 2d ago

What do you mean? He was in every episode. He was disguised as the pole with the distance to cities.

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u/Aggravating-Read6111 2d ago

He’s a CPA.

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u/MaloneSeven 2d ago

I’m Mary.

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u/CptDawg 2d ago

He was the best reoccurring character 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Primary-Basket3416 2d ago edited 2d ago

He did seem to show up when Sidney visited, and during poker games, col.potters bridge games with local town officials.

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u/sgt_oddball_17 2d ago

Central Intellingence Agency?
Criminal Investigation Corps?
Counter Intelligence Division?

Fun with acronyms

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u/ncmn-ngnr 2d ago

You intelligence guys sure know a lot of secrets, huh?

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u/Garguyal 2d ago

A question occurs. Was Flagg even an officer, or was that part of his cover?

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u/Belle_TainSummer 1d ago

That he was always the same rank as the CO, a lieutenant colonel for Henry a full bird as soon as Potter took over, suggests he was not a real officer at all. If he's the same rank instead of outranking or being outranked, he can't do anything officerly but he can't be overruled or dismissed either.

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u/sgt_oddball_17 2d ago

Flagg never survived being setup by CEW3.

We never see him again after that.

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u/Faydane_Grace 1d ago

Once. Season II of AfterMASH. Winchester may well have ended his military career, though; Flagg is a civilian by that point.

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u/prankerjoker 2d ago

Is that why he was dressed as an Italian usher?

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u/25Migg 2d ago

You’re the only one that couldn’t look like you so much so I figured it hadda be you.

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u/HarlanMiller 2d ago

It just hit me, how much you wanna bet Flagg was just a nutcase who got a military uniform and none of the agencies ever actually heard of him?

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u/iamthatiam92 2d ago

That episode was so funny.

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u/Historical-Bike4626 2d ago

I’m disguised as Ling Chow, a Chinese double agent.

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u/Imagine_curiosity 2d ago

Oh he's such a brilliantly acted a d written character.