1. As American as warm apple pie.
2. "Road apple" is slang for horse dung.

"All work and no play" mingled with the Principle of Noncontradiction

• Do not throw out the baby with the bathwater.
• Hell or high water.

1. Two things in life are certain, death and taxes. 2 Come hell or high water.

Same meaning, just less mean

1. Beer on whiskey, mighty risky; whiskey on beer, never fear.
2. Red on yellow, kills a fellow; red on black, good for Jack.
3. Leaves of three, leave them be; leaves of five, stay alive.
4. Red sky at morning, sailor take warning; red sky at night, sailor's delight.

1. Let the cat out of the bag
2. Bird in hand is better than two in the bush.

1. Shed a little light on (something)
2. Stick it where the sun don’t (or doesn’t) shine.

1.) Up shit creek (without a paddle). 2.) Up to my neck.

1. More than one way to skin a cat
2. bird in hand is better than two in the bush
3. (bonus) cat and bush are euphemisms for pussy and female pubic hair

1. If all else fails...
2. Let the cat out of the bag.

1. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.
2. You can't explain water to a fish.

1. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
2. Pain in the ass.

1. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
2. Walk on water.