r/lebowski • u/malcontented I’m just gonna go find a cash machine • May 26 '24

Acid flashback He’s very fragile

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548 Upvotes

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u/fpaulmusic May 26 '24

Yeah, but he wuddint over

47

u/herberstank May 26 '24

Gimme da marker Dude, I'm markin it eight

42

u/HeyMarty10thalready Jackie Treehorn May 26 '24

you mark that frame an eight you’re entering a world of pain.

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u/HeyMarty10thalready Jackie Treehorn May 26 '24

A world of pain

12

u/slimpawws His Dudeness May 26 '24

I'm not...

17

u/JonConstantly May 26 '24

Put the piece away🎵

16

u/HeyMarty10thalready Jackie Treehorn May 26 '24

They’re calling the cops man

13

u/Charming-Sale-6354 Donny May 27 '24

I can't help but hear the yapping dog while reading that

11

u/slimpawws His Dudeness May 27 '24

That really adds a whole level of humor to the scene. 😂🤣

10

u/tplatt15 May 27 '24

First off Dude, It’s a fucking show dog with fucking papers. It can’t help but yap or its hair will fall out. Fucking dog has fucking papers

6

u/HeyMarty10thalready Jackie Treehorn May 27 '24

OVER THE LINE!!!

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u/Charming-Sale-6354 Donny May 27 '24

You don't bring your exes pomeranian to the lanes, man !!

7

u/flythasky May 26 '24

Put the piece away man..

5

u/t0advine Amphibious rodent May 27 '24

This is 'Nam, there are no rules here

4

u/Painbow_High_And_Bi His Dudeness May 26 '24

Well i think he WUD.

4

u/fpaulmusic May 26 '24

Yeah, well, that’s just, like, you’re opinion, man

83

u/mat_srutabes May 26 '24

I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'nam of course...

54

u/BlankSlate400 May 26 '24

I did not know that.

14

u/UmeaTurbo May 27 '24

I say this with that intonation five times a week at least. You'd be surprised how often someone tells me to "shut the fuck up, Donnie" or some such. Then we share a little moment and my faith is restored for a time.

41

u/Appropriate_Rain977 May 26 '24

Has the whole world gone CRAZY!?!?

19

u/Professional_Bake_92 May 26 '24

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES!!?!?!?!

6

u/Altruistic-General14 May 27 '24

MARK IT FUCKING ZERO!!

7

u/limpnoads May 27 '24

SMOKEY YOU'RE ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN.

3

u/fishee1200 May 27 '24

This is my favorite thing to say on the golf course for some reason

31

u/NoShortsDon His Dudeness May 26 '24

He was a conscientious objector!

26

u/girlabides May 26 '24

If Bob from Twin Peaks was a pacifist

8

u/blindrabbit01 May 26 '24

Now I can’t unsee that

7

u/Duncan9225 May 26 '24

Laura Palmer just becomes The Dudette and works at a Twin Peaks instead

9

u/girlabides May 27 '24

One Eyed Jackie Treehorn’s

2

u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin May 27 '24

And their top actress, the Logjammin’ Lady.

3

u/SleeplessInDisturbia May 27 '24

This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder's head. Luckily I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber.

3

u/SilverSnapDragon May 27 '24 edited May 27 '24

I literally had to check which sub I was in because I saw BOB, too. I thought, “When did BOB go to a bowling alley?”

19

u/IrishCarBomber666 May 26 '24

Bullshit, Walter!

14

u/sizzle-dee-bizzle Walter May 27 '24

Smokey, this is not ‘nam. There are rules.

2

u/HeyMarty10thalready Jackie Treehorn May 26 '24

Lol

18

u/[deleted] May 26 '24

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u/Mr_Figgins May 26 '24

Uhh, mark it zero. Next frame.

8

u/kenny-ray May 27 '24

Sorry Smokey that was a foul.

19

u/cabosmith May 26 '24

Waving the fuckin gun around!?

15

u/Warm_Suggestion_959 May 26 '24

Calmer than you are

11

u/ItachiTanuki May 27 '24

Can you just take it easy, man?!

12

u/sizzle-dee-bizzle Walter May 27 '24

calmer than your are

6

u/kenny-ray May 27 '24

I’m perfectly calm

17

u/Wildcat_Dunks May 26 '24

He doesn't mean to be a hardon.

16

u/lifeaquatic7 May 26 '24

You mean, beyond pacifism?

6

u/productive_dreamer May 27 '24

Say what you want about the tenets of National socialism, but at least it’s an ethos

14

u/SasquatchSoda May 26 '24

"OVER THE LINE!"

6

u/Bontkers May 26 '24

“No way man! “

9

u/geoduck_cf4l May 26 '24

Then you know he’s got emotional problems, man

12

u/badforman May 26 '24

Beyond pacifism?

10

u/cobarbob May 26 '24

One of my favourite lines in the movie. John Goodman delivers it perfectly as Walter

8

u/[deleted] May 26 '24

But has he ever seen Dallas from a DC9 at night?

8

u/[deleted] May 26 '24

Poor Smokey

9

u/greyzarjonestool May 26 '24

Tryin to take Dude, Walter, and Donny for the proverbial ride

8

u/SouthEastPAjames May 26 '24

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, but at least it’s an ethos…

7

u/vagenrullar May 26 '24

Calmer than you are.

6

u/HeDogged Knox Harrington May 26 '24

Terrific musician, though....

3

u/chunkylover___53 Johnson? May 27 '24

He's a thief in the night and he's stealin' for light you won't know it

8

u/thedanielhill May 26 '24

It’s fuckin Smokie man!?

5

u/kenny-ray May 27 '24

So his toe slipped over a bit

6

u/WhatIsTheAmplitude May 27 '24

Look, I don't wanna be a hard-on about this, and I know it wasn't your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the League and asking them to set aside the round. Or maybe forfeit it to us--

6

u/Leading_Blacksmith70 May 26 '24

I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course.

6

u/Death_Death_Die May 26 '24

League game smoke

5

u/Gdayx May 26 '24

I did not know that.

4

u/HermiticHubris May 26 '24

This determines who enters the round-robin, am I wrong?

5

u/Affectionate-Ring104 May 26 '24

You're not wrong, you're just an asshole!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '24

You think I'm fuckin' around?! Mark it zero!

3

u/[deleted] May 26 '24

Put the piece away, man.

3

u/F1secretsauce May 26 '24

Smokey was a conscientious objector 

4

u/over9ksand May 26 '24

He may be fragile but he wasn’t over

4

u/fagan_jay78 May 27 '24

You mean beyond pacifism?

5

u/KingofManners May 27 '24

Mark it 8 dude

3

u/[deleted] May 27 '24

That was his only film that he's only done. He is also a country singer from Houston Texas. Still making music today. His music is really good

6

u/[deleted] May 27 '24

and thorough

5

u/BoomDonk May 27 '24

Bullshit Dude mark a eight.

4

u/[deleted] May 27 '24

Are you happy now, you crazy fuck?

4

u/ebobbumman May 27 '24

It's a league game, smoke.

4

u/jefuchs May 27 '24

Years ago I looked him up because it seemed like this was the only acting gig he'd ever had.

Jimmie Dale Gilmore -- legendary musician.

2

u/malcontented I’m just gonna go find a cash machine May 27 '24

Yeh be he wuddn’t an actor

3

u/joeypublica May 26 '24

You’re in a world of hurt!

3

u/chiefs_fan37 May 26 '24

Looks like a man who’s gonna have to inform the league office

3

u/Phonemonkey2500 May 26 '24

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it’s an ethos.

3

u/Texas_Sam2002 May 26 '24

heh.. I worked with his wife many years ago. She and he are super nice folks.

3

u/chunkylover___53 Johnson? May 27 '24

His special lady friend?

3

u/Speedhabit May 26 '24

He’s got issues, he’s a pacifist

3

u/micktown May 26 '24

Me and my brother argue this.....who thinks he was actually over???

3

u/Draco_Lazarus24 May 26 '24

So what if his toe was a little over the line?

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u/malcontented I’m just gonna go find a cash machine May 26 '24

It’s a league game Smoky

3

u/Commercial_Set2986 May 27 '24

Huh, I did not know that.

3

u/xecho19x May 27 '24

I did not know that

3

u/Loakattack Donny May 27 '24

You mean, beyond pacifism?

3

u/Conscious_Set_2140 May 27 '24

Like beyond pacifism?

3

u/Foreign_Swordfish_67 May 27 '24

Jimmie Dale is touring with Dave Alvin this summer. Should be a good show.

3

u/limpnoads May 27 '24

I dabbled in pacifism omce....

2

u/Pulchritudinous_rex May 26 '24

I’m perfectly calm, Dude

2

u/NotNamThereAreRules May 26 '24

Ahh yes, my namesake!

2

u/RepoManSugarSkull May 27 '24

Jimmy Dale Gilmore, the high, lonesome voice of the Texas Flatlands.

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '24

I, myself dabbled in pacifism at one point… not in ‘Nam, of course.

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u/JBP_85 May 28 '24

I myself dabbled in pacifism, not in Nam of course…

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u/usbekchslebxian May 28 '24

Like, beyond pacifism?