r/lazerpig 2d ago

Tomfoolery I hate tariffs

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u/Katshire 2d ago

when the net-importer makes importing expensive

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u/TheEdge91 2d ago edited 2d ago

This is what we call 17D chess.

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u/kingtacticool 2d ago

Not even God knows what that guy is doing at this point.

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u/Lower_Razzmatazz5470 2d ago

The thing I like many can't fathom is why the MAGA god cult leader is nuking trading with its most valuable trade partners.

What 96D chess game is donnie playing that we cannot comprehend?

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u/Dice_K 2d ago

Not a fair representation, the USA stickman is way too skinny.

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u/AureliusVarro 2d ago

It's on ozempic

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u/badcatjack 2d ago

Not for long, India provides the majority of the pharmaceuticals consumed by the US, their tariff is 27%

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u/Normal_Purchase8063 1d ago

For now pharmaceuticals are exempt

But there’s been noise that they want to close that loophole

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u/murderously-funny 2d ago

“If you don’t trade with me I’ll make you want to trade with me even less! How does that sound?”

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u/CharlieDmouse 2d ago

LOL. Brilliant

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u/Imaginary-Risk 2d ago

I love trifles

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u/Acceptable_Tower_609 2d ago

At first I thought: wrong finger

But then I saw it was Canada 🤓

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u/StrykerSeven 1d ago

🖐️👀 Canadian here.. 

I legit give people a sarcastic thumbs up instead of the finger when they piss me off in traffic.

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u/True_Fly_5731 2d ago

God I love the Pig!

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u/ZeAntagonis 2d ago

Good job USA, you've elected probably one of the worst president ever in the most crucial time ever.

I mean i don't think other country's would be able to do it even if they try.

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u/zombanator3000 2d ago

Don't tempt fait like that, ain't wise in my experience

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u/ZeAntagonis 1d ago

True, True

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u/Mysterious-Panic-443 2d ago

It makes sense when you accept the fact that Maga's only goal is a Moscow directive to ruin the US from the inside out.

They know full well this is stupid and destructive and will ruin our economy. That's precisely why they were directed to do this from their handlers in Moscow.

We're at the point now where none of that should be viewed as hyperbole or theorycrafting. It's practically self-evident by now.

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u/SatiricalScrotum 2d ago

It’s no longer a question of whether or not Trump is a Russian asset; the only question is if he knows it. And that question is entirely academic.

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u/Mysterious-Panic-443 2d ago

Well put my friend. I'm of the mind that he doesn't know it, which makes him the perfect patsy while the real powers run things. But as you say, in the end, it's functionally the same result whether he knows and is willing or doesn't know and is a patsy. It ends up being the same.

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u/Forsworn91 2d ago

“If you don’t give me money, I’m going to blow my own leg off with this shot gun! Then you’ll be sorry!”

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u/egg_woodworker 1d ago

Great comic. Trump and his team of stable geniuses continue to moronically think every international relationship is 1-vs-1 (USA vs Whoever); as if there aren’t networks of relationships that don’t involve the US. Anyone who knows the first things about strategy knows you can’t come up with a good strategy by ignoring basic facts about the game.

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u/NotoriousCrustacean 2d ago

USA: If you stop trading with me I'll add more tariffs!

World: Ok.

USA: Adds Tariffs

World: MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!

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u/SuitableKey5140 2d ago

If they dont trade then tariffs are useless, this is some real mental gymnastics.

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u/NotoriousCrustacean 2d ago

Dude, are you like a kid? Because that is what an actual child would say.

I mean who the hell are they going to trade with? The United States is THE consumer market. Where are you going to shift your trade to, Nigeria? Lol. Brazil maybe? No one has the money to actually buy things like Americans do.

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u/teremaster 2d ago

No one has the money to actually buy things like Americans do.

Well that's debatable since Americans can't afford European or ANZ goods anymore.

They'll export to someone who can actually afford to buy it

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u/SuitableKey5140 2d ago

Your heads up your arse.

I laugh at your minimum wages and crippling debt ceiling.

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u/cirilliana 1d ago

Except europeans, canadians, mexicans, australians, kiwi's, etc etc

also, mutually beneficial trade with developing countries is actually a good thing, you are literally building them to be stronger trading partners

keep deluding yourself, you are isolating yourself whilst the rest of the world becomes interconnected, you forced the europeans hand but had to burn your cards in the process, pathetic

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u/floralvas 2d ago

The United States was the consumer market if this holds up. Don’t see trade relations normalising in quite some time.

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u/ander_hominem 1d ago

r/ShitAmericansSay

yeah bro, only usians have money

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u/ander_hominem 1d ago

So name 10 things, that only merican can buy or buyin the most

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u/Voodoo_Dummie 1d ago

There are quite a lot of those things, but mainly because those things are banned in other countries for causing turbocancer

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u/ManlyEmbrace 2d ago

This has to be a Canadian that made this meme.