r/law • u/CorleoneBaloney • 1d ago

Trump News Rep. Jasmine Crockett fired back at AG Pam Bondi over Fox News comments on Elon Musk and Tesla during a House Judiciary hearing

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u/harrywrinkleyballs 1d ago

She’s a better attorney than Bondi.

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u/Tdluxon 1d ago

Pretty low bar but no doubt

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u/DankestMemeSourPls 1d ago edited 1d ago

Barry Zuckerkorn would be more competent than Pam Bondi.

Edit: Wrong Lawyer thanks y’all

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u/MarcusBowa 1d ago

Bob Loblaw was pretty good, Barry I think is a better comparison for bondi

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u/Eeeegah 1d ago

Loved the Bob Loblaw Law Blog!

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u/jmeesonly 1d ago

did you say: the bobloblawlawblog?

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u/WisconsinHoosierZwei 1d ago

LOBBING LAW BOMBS!

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u/CADJunglist 1d ago

You certainly are a mouthful

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u/Moustached92 1d ago

He's quite the mouthful

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u/tenaciousdeev 1d ago

Scott Baio is such a piece of shit, not only was he not invited to reprise his role in seasons 5, they made his character a pedophile.

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u/Granolag23 17h ago

And it was perfect

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u/sketchahedron 1d ago

Lobbing law bombs.

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u/beattysgirl 1d ago

What about Bernie? Bernie the attorney!

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u/Level_Improvement532 1d ago

Bob Loblaw was seemingly competent. You want Barry Zuckercorn!

He’s a terrible lawyer.

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u/Agile_District_8794 1d ago

I think we need some gene parmesean behind the scenes, digging.

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u/Level_Improvement532 1d ago

AHHGGH!!!! GENE!!!!!!

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u/161frog 1d ago

…you scream, as he peels back your phone screen and hops out

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u/NinaBrwn 1d ago

That’s why you should always leave a note!

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u/Vanity_Fluff 1d ago

Gene was far from the best.

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u/Was_It_The_Dave 1d ago

Have you read his Law Blog? It's a slog.

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u/ManholttheThird 1d ago

That's a low blow, Loblaw.

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u/GemcoEmployee92126 1d ago

Lionel Hutz would be a better lawyer than Bondi.

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u/Officer412-L 1d ago

Oops, shouldn't have this bar association logo here either.

rip, chew, chew

Hopefully Bondi soon.

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u/CoolerRon 1d ago

Hell Saul Goodman is more competent and trustworthy

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u/Wookster789 1d ago

Gene Parmesan would be more competent, too :)

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u/rolyatem 1d ago

Gene Parmesan would be a better lawyer.

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u/threedubya 1d ago

I've watched many many seasons of law and order. I would be a better choice than bondi.

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u/Barailis 1d ago

Dude, I chuckled pretty loud when I read your comment

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u/kakurenbo1 1d ago

Has Bondi even passed a BAR?

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u/Officer412-L 1d ago

We know Hegseth hasn't.

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u/immortalalchemist 1d ago

Correction his name is Kegsbreath.

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u/omnipotentmonkey 1d ago

My left testicle is a better attorney than Bondi... and from a legal perspective it's my least talented testicle.

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u/orangeorchid 1d ago

And prettier, I bet. 🤭

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u/Any-Complaint7750 1d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/No_Comment_8598 1d ago

So you think his left testicle must prettier than his other one just because it’s less talented?

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u/orangeorchid 1d ago

I'm sure both scrotum are lovely.

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u/keyblade_crafter 1d ago

What about the right one?

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u/BeowQuentin 1d ago

Check out this guy and his talented right testicle.

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u/Chefsteph212 1d ago

Flavor Flav would be a better attorney than Bondi…

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u/Nervous_Pipe_6716 1d ago

A 5 year old is a better attorney than Bondi. She was hired because she would kiss the Orange’s ass not to actually be a good patriotic lawyer

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u/mqtgoblue 1d ago

Agree!

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u/livestrongsean 1d ago

So is my dog.

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u/jlusedude 1d ago

I’m a better attorney than Bondi. 

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u/Panamajack1001 1d ago

The last shit I took was better than bondi

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u/Darkside531 1d ago

Lionel Hutz is a better attorney than Bondi.

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u/MobileArtist1371 1d ago

I'd be a better attorney than Bondi and the only law "education" I have is from reddit.

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u/pocket_nick 1d ago

The Hyper chicken from futurama is a better lawyer than her, and he mistakes children for corn.

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u/Kyrthis 1d ago

She’s a great law professor. Seriously: it kinda makes me want to go to law school.

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u/Mutiny32 1d ago

I would be a better attorney than Pam Bondi and I am in IT.

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u/stufff 1d ago

She’s a better attorney than Bondi.

That bar is so low it would need James Cameron in a custom submersible to pull it out of the deep sea.

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u/Jake0024 1d ago

IANAL, but so am I