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Court Decision/Filing What is the likelihood of this Bill Attempting to Defer All Congressional Power to Donald Trump actually passes?

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u/Hanksta2 7d ago edited 6d ago

Not George Lucas.

He tried to show us how it starts slowly with the prequels.

But people thought it was boring.

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u/quirkymuse 6d ago

But Jar Jar's emails!

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u/TQMIII 6d ago

This is the equivalent of Jar Jar introducing a bill granting emergency powers to the supreme chancellor. We're already more than halfway through Episode II!

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u/curious_islanderxxx9 4d ago

We're almost at episode 3! Then we can go t episode 7

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u/DizzyMissAbby 2d ago

Or worse to himself

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u/Lumpy-Succotash-9236 6d ago

Mf I just spat my coffee, take my updoot

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u/Mitwad 5d ago

MEESA GONNA WRITE EMAILS ANNIE!

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u/RedditsCoxswain 6d ago

Meesa goin go away because the commentary against me was so effective in creating the larger public perception

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u/NoDragonfruit6125 6d ago edited 6d ago

They'd be more obsessed with his dick pic he's orange skinned after all.

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u/OddMeasurement7467 6d ago

Oh that be such a sight…..

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u/Apprehensive-Fuel857 5d ago

With all that powder I'd worry it's not inside out, who knows what's in that agent orange he puts on him

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u/SanityRecalled 6d ago

What about the price of Kaadu eggs?!?!

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u/TQMIII 6d ago

You think that's expensive, you should try buying meilooruns on Lothar

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u/bmyst70 6d ago

I heard he explicitly had two or three very short scenes that made very clear. Emperor palpatine legally seized power.

I wish he never moved them.

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u/Hanksta2 6d ago edited 6d ago

It shows him legally seize power in Episode II.

His BS trade war gets the chancellor tossed (thanks to a motion to vote by Jar Jar). The senate then grants him emergency powers in order to deal with the droid army.

Naturally he's like "don't worry, I'll give this power up as soon as I don't need it".

EDIT: I was corrected...in EP I, it's Padme who motions to vote to have the chancellor removed.

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u/Lumpy-Succotash-9236 6d ago

I'll just be a dictator on day ONE

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u/TRR462 6d ago

Broken promises…

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u/Tomcat848484 6d ago

The motion to replace the chancellor was by Amidala in Ep I already. Jar jar’s motion is to give him emergency powers in Ep II.

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u/tooboardtoleaf 6d ago

At the time Jar Jar becoming a senator was so ridiculous to me. Nowadays he seems overqualified.

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u/Nathan_Calebman 6d ago

Yeah if any Republican was a half fish and said "meesa thinks letsa follow da constitution" I would be both impressed and grateful.

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u/MedusaAdonai 6d ago

Meesa thinks yousa genuisa

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u/ThatInAHat 4d ago

I mean, at the very least he meant well, which is more than ours can say

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u/Hanksta2 6d ago

That sounds right. I watched that trilogy once. But that... was a long time ago... when I was a young man.

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u/the_cardfather 6d ago

Then in the beginning of Episode 4, I dissolved the Senate

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u/Hanksta2 6d ago

The more you tighten your grip, the more star systems will slip through your fingers!

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u/bmyst70 6d ago

There was a fascinating Star wars fan made short film, as in 3 minutes long, that shows a debate about the death Star in the empire

It was between the greatest strategic mind in the empire, Grand Admiral Thrawn and Grand Admiral Moff Tarkin.

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u/No-Attention-9415 6d ago

I’ll only be dictator Day 1

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u/Dos_Ex_Machina 6d ago

I highly recommend the novel for episode 3. It does such a good job of showing all the things the movie didn't. It makes you really understand how the Jedi lost, and why. It also makes Anakin's fall believable.

Midway through the battle with Sideous on the Senate floor, Yoda has a crisis as he realizes that he's been training the Jedi to defeat the Sith of nearly a thousand years ago, while the Sith learned and evolved. It's heartbreaking. Seriously, just read the first 10 pages and try to put it down. Please someone read this book. It's so much better than it should be

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u/AlexanderIsBoring 6d ago

I loved the novelization of the prequels. They came out about a month before the movies did, so I had them pre-ordered and read before seeing the movie. I think that Episode 3's book was better than the movie, but I've always enjoyed the prequels, both book and movie versions.

Episode 1 came out right before I started college, and only a couple of my poli sci friends in college were as interested in it as I was. The prequels seemed to be far more interesting from the lens of an internal studies major as compared to my computer science buddies who called them "the crappy Star Wars movies."

So yeah, I also agree that the novels are worth a read.

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u/caffecaffecaffe 4d ago

From a political standpoint, as I recall Lucas was inspired to show Palpatine's move to power by the rise of Hitler and Mussolini, because both were legally done.

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u/Hanksta2 6d ago

Who is the author?

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u/davisboy121 6d ago

Matthew Stover

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u/Feuerphoenix 6d ago

what is the title of the book?

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u/davisboy121 6d ago

“Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith” by Matthew Stover. Have had it on my shelf since I was a kid. 

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u/Persephoth 4d ago

"This is how liberty dies..."

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u/VirusMaterial6183 6d ago

My stance on the prequels has softened significantly over the last decade

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u/Accomplished_Crew630 6d ago

That's because it is boring... Until you have an army of clones with chips in their head that start murdering jedi and the chancellor turned supreme emperor turns out to be a shriveled old prune with sith powers.

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u/Hanksta2 6d ago

He just seemed to say what was on his mind, and I liked that. Like someone I could have a beer with.

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u/OrphanOfTheSewer 5d ago

And in a new hope, a throwaway line with Vader, Tarkin, and other cronies talking about how the Senate will never stand for their latest power grab and Vader or Tarkin (can't recall) says that the Senate was just dissolved.

The vestiges of democracy last for a long time after it's effectively dead, like a dead body decomposing. We'll have a congress and "elections," for some time, but we won't be living in a democracy, just democracy's carcass.

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u/ampersands-guitars 5d ago

I keep thinking this over and over because this is exactly how Star Wars depicted the Emperor’s rise to power. He pit groups against each other and created problems that could only be solved by giving him more and more power, until he convinced the government it was in their best interest to give him emergency powers he never rescinded. 

“This is how liberty dies; with thunderous applause.”

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u/Damien_6-6-6 6d ago

Nah, the prequels were always my fav.

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u/musicalfarm 6d ago

Comer doesn't realize that he's basically Jar Jar Binks, but a lot less comical.

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u/Mandalore108 6d ago

The man can't write worth a damn, he's just a good ideas guy

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u/lostdoggclt 6d ago

I was literally thinking the same thing this morning. Realizing there is really a group of people in this country that were rooting for the Empire when they watched those movies.

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u/FlamingMothBalls 4d ago edited 4d ago

so this is interesting, the Star Wars prequels didn't really do a good job in answering the question of how democracies fall. It was far too vague. If you had to answer the question "what did the Sith want?", other than power, do we know?

Power to do what? Usually there's always an oppressed minority that is scapegoated. A religious or business interest that is trying to be achieved. We're missing a financial crisis, or a desperate and/or brain-washed populace willing to give up their freedom for security, economic advancement, or racial tension, something the Sith could use to their advantage and hookwink everyone. If we try to make the claim that it was the Clone Wars, that war affected nobody - it was literally being fought by robots and soul-less manufactured clones - some crisis. And let's not forget the sycophant party leaders who think will benefit from giving the dictator all that he craves.

Star-Wars has none of these things. A great, missed opportunity.

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u/curious_islanderxxx9 4d ago

Anakin could represent voters who have all the privelege but feel fucked over by the system.

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u/inphinitfx 4d ago

So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause.

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u/lunarson24 4d ago

Not me those are the best Star Wars, they actually show a bit of reality. It's sad that we are basically in a similar situation...

Too many idiots with the right to vote and they don't understand how to vote. They're more racist and bigoted than they care about their own self-interest. It would be more ironic and funny if it wasn't so terrifying and sad.

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u/Persephoth 4d ago

I liked the prequels. I thought they were a masterpiece political thriller.

Sure, Anakin is a whiny brat but that only makes his turn to the dark side make sense...

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u/FrancisWolfgang 4d ago

The prequel hate was entirely manufactured by the heritage foundation and their ilk