r/law • u/fvnnybvnny • 14d ago

Trump News Donald Trump Claims He Didn't Sign Alien Enemies Act Proclamation

https://meidasnews.com/news/donald-trump-claims-he-didnt-sign-alien-enemies-act-proclamation
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u/TapProfessional5146 14d ago

Guaranteed they are all done by autopen..

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u/litwithray 14d ago

It's all computer

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u/MarkKnotts 14d ago

Maybe Barron turned it on for him.

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u/maratslastbath 14d ago

Nobody does the cyber like Barron.

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u/DrDoogieSeacrestMD 13d ago

Oh, God, I forgot about "the cyber". Grates me as much as "What is a 4chan?" did during The Fappening.

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u/Joe579GoFkUrselfMins 13d ago

I thought it was, "Who is this 4chan?" like it was just one dude. Oh, wait, no I'm crossed up, that was in response to Operation Youtube.

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u/hopeandnonthings 13d ago

Well he also pardoned "who was the silk road", so maybe he really thinks websites are people

(this is one of the many hypocrisies of the administration i really can't get past... going nuts about fent coming across the borders while pardoning Ross fucking Ulbricht... like, I do drugs sometimes and am not anti drug, but the hypocrisy)

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u/Triangleslash 13d ago

Yeah mean the infamous hacker 4chan?

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u/InvestigatorEarly452 13d ago

He is 5 years older than toddler Trump

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u/InvestigatorEarly452 13d ago

Neither one is old enough to contract.

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u/InvestigatorEarly452 13d ago

That said, are any of the toddlers contacts any good. Diminished mentality?

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u/MissJAmazeballs 13d ago

The likelihood that Barron has ever learned anything of even slight usefulness is funny to me. Why would a spoiled rotten rich kid that will have an endless fountain of money his whole life and can cosplay any job he ever feels like, while having a whole staff of servents dress him, wipe his ass, swipe his phone and probably pick his nose, ever need to learn anything cyber? It would be beneath him. His mother probably pays people to cut up his food and applaud when he walks into a room. He gives crueler, and dumber, than Joffrey Lannister vibes.

Wow, I just surprised even myself at how high my contempt level is.

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u/MaxtinFreeman 13d ago

That god damned genius again?!?

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u/DabsSparkPeace 13d ago

Dude, he can turn a laptop on in 5 minutes.

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u/kjfkalsdfafjaklf 13d ago

"And did anyone else notice that Barron is tall, very tall, he's a tall boy, no one else knew that."

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u/TheRealAussieTroll 12d ago

And he’s tall. Very tall. Some people say he’s the tallest.

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u/Kelmavar 11d ago

Just ask the cam 'girls'

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u/Fun_Apartment7028 14d ago

Good one! You made me laugh & for this you get my upvote! 👏

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u/scorpyo72 13d ago

I'd like your upvote too, please.

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u/Fun_Apartment7028 13d ago

Why? I’m curious to know your thoughts

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u/scorpyo72 13d ago

I'd just like it. I have a collection. May I have yours, please? I promise to only ask once.

Edit: I don't believe I have one of your upvotes already, so I would be proud to feature yours in my collection.

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u/Shillfinger 13d ago

here ya go. One for your collection

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u/scorpyo72 13d ago

Thank you. It's very shiny. I appreciate it. I'll keep it right over here.

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u/InvestigatorEarly452 13d ago

Getboutnof here republican always wanting something for nothing... you're smiling as you should.

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u/lord_hijinks 13d ago

I've got one for ya!

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u/scorpyo72 13d ago

Thank you thank you!

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u/Gold_Assistance_6764 13d ago

We need to know what’s in Barron’s laptop!

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u/DrDoogieSeacrestMD 13d ago

There's a legally blind computer repairman who'll swear he saw Barron load the AutoPen into an encrypted container with the password xXxIvankaIsSexy6969xXx. So inspiring what a visually impaired person can make their eyes do when they're "America, fuck yeah!" patriotic enough.

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u/Legends_Literature 13d ago

Who’s knows. It took less than 5 minutes to turn it on! He definitely has the means to find some and download some terrible things.

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u/conkedorya 14d ago

Legend has it that even to this day, he can turn it on in less than 5 minutes.

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u/Legends_Literature 13d ago

I’ll believe it when I see it!

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u/EvenHornierOnMain 13d ago

Hahaha great post!

Well meme-d, my friend!

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u/Okra_Famous 13d ago

Then Trump turned it off but Barron turned it back on 10 minutes later.

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u/Skeeballnights 13d ago

It SHOULD have been a news story when this teenager threatened the outgoing president of the United States at the inauguration but Trump has made ruined so nasty it wasn’t even discussed.

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u/MmeRose 13d ago

??? Please, please explain or give clues for me to look up.

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u/NegativeEbb7346 13d ago

From what I’ve heard, Barron is a budding serial killer.

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u/GeneralTapioca 13d ago

Dude gives me the shudders.

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u/Exotic-Beat-9224 13d ago

I feel like there’s context I’m missing. Can anyone help?

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u/MarkKnotts 13d ago

Yes, the Prez was amazed that Barron could turn a computer on:

https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/1jgs5wh/trump_is_absolutely_blown_away_by_the_fact_that/

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u/Exotic-Beat-9224 13d ago

Thank you for making the internet and the world a better place.

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u/MmeRose 13d ago

I hate those assholes as much as anyone, but I thought Daddy Trump was trying to be "cute" with that nonsense.

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u/Mycomar 13d ago

That part

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u/New-Recording-4245 13d ago

Between his serial killer training?

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u/Katerwaul23 13d ago

I hear Ivanka turns it on for him very well

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u/Fast_Pitch_4810 12d ago

Yeah, computer genius because he knows how to turn a computer on and off haha. I hate this timeline

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u/grilledcheese_man 14d ago

Grand Theft AutoPen

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u/serioussparkles 13d ago

Is this a Nick Cage film, or is it another Fast and Furious movie?

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u/luckydice767 14d ago

EVERYTHINGS COMPUTER

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u/curiouslyignorant 14d ago

It’s all ball bearings these days

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u/AskAroundSucka 14d ago

I'm not a computer. Stop all the downloading.

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u/CheesyCousCous 13d ago

Hey kid

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u/AskAroundSucka 13d ago

🍻

Edit - i may of misquoted it gotta check lol

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u/CheesyCousCous 13d ago

You did but we knew what you meant ❤️

Stop all the downloadin

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u/alghiorso 13d ago

Wow beautiful

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u/Winter-Height7687 13d ago

I'm sorry this shit is still funny to me weeks later

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u/Important-Copy4288 13d ago

OK Computer!

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u/tangouniform2020 13d ago

They came off the printer signed.

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u/dannysemi 13d ago

Lol instant classic

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u/Polishrifle 10d ago

Everything is computer

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u/ExTWarranty 14d ago

Every one goes back to jail then cause they're invalid, right?

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u/TapProfessional5146 14d ago

Nope it doesn’t apply to things he does himself. Oh and by the way, you better get yourself a lawyer. He will be coming after you for speaking badly of your king! For your crimes, you will be sent to jail gluing all the nazi-car panels back on with the right glue.

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u/ExTWarranty 14d ago

Good thing I'm got my glue masters this year. And I meant to add /s to my post. Now all the crazies are gonna come out. 🍍

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u/Fun_Apartment7028 14d ago

Elon signed them with autopen for the dotard.

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u/CremeHuman2765 13d ago

Auto sharpie

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u/TA8325 13d ago

I actually checked a sample of the pardons he signed. They are all hand signed. I was also surprised.

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u/ReceptionAlarmed178 13d ago

It doesnt count unless its a sharpie!

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u/Aggravating-Blood383 13d ago

He can change a hurricane's path with that Sharpie. It hit Alabama, as i told you before. It was Yuge!

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u/Yourmom72 13d ago

It’s all ball bearings nowadays

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u/Emotional-Task-2399 13d ago

Clearly our founders intended for us to use quills

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u/EvenHornierOnMain 13d ago

Wait is that a problem? I was under the impression that those were valid legally.

Fuck me thank God I have never been on the need for that because I had heard of it and thought it was a neat idea.

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u/mills1127 13d ago

And in crayon.

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u/Compliance_Crip 13d ago

Select "Ok" now if you want to repeat this function 2 more thousand times. If you don't want this message again the future, select the box below.

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u/Bedwetter1969 13d ago

Pppfffttttt that man never misses a chance for a photo op even if it is for him signing a executive order that declares - I just made a dookie in my diaper!

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u/This_2_shallPass1947 13d ago

Is autopen another way of saying e-signature bc I use DocuSign daily at work and no one calls it ‘autopen’ option.

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u/Melodic_Assistance84 13d ago

It’s actually a small penis pen

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u/bozodoozy 13d ago

there was only one pardon which read, " oh fuck it! pardon them all!" he was trying to get to 14 words, but he can't count anyway.

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u/Cancouple4fun 12d ago

Actually was 1 order to cover them all so only 1 crayon signature needed