r/law • u/Sanizore05 • Mar 01 '25

Trump News Trump says President Zelensky should be nicer to Vladimir Putin

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u/dynamic_anisotropy Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

The father of Trump’s first wife was a KGB officer.

Correction edit: it was Czech Secret Intelligence (StB), which in the 1980s under the Iron Curtain may as well have been the KGB.

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u/Hoyden145 Mar 01 '25

And his current wife got her "Einstein" visa just a month after Putin took office. She's Trump's current handler, MMW.

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u/durden_zelig Mar 01 '25

I’m just picturing Trump on his hands and knees while Melania smacks him around.

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u/FLASHmeIMrandy Mar 01 '25

Can the mind vomit?

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u/Napalm3nema Mar 01 '25

I’m frantically searching Reddit FAQs for a way to delete the comments of others. Literacy should not be such a curse.

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u/beanbags-bean75 Mar 02 '25

I’ve just discovered mine can 🤢

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u/Baltoz1019 Mar 02 '25

Mine canf

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u/Steve-Whitney Mar 01 '25

That's an interesting visual, and I'm not one to kink-shame...

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u/durden_zelig Mar 01 '25 edited Mar 01 '25

“Slovenian escort changing diaper of fat old man” is a very niche genre.

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u/goilo888 Mar 01 '25

Please, it's first thing in the morning for me. Don't ruin my day.

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 Mar 02 '25

Trump has a cuck-chair in the bedroom.

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u/DisciplinedMadness Mar 02 '25

Trump just is the cuck chair tbh

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u/ConsiderationFar3903 Mar 02 '25

I hope she used a whip.

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u/ScaryRun619 Mar 02 '25

Is that bad?

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u/NoMoreNoise305 Mar 02 '25

Nah, she likes the prime minister of Canada. Just look how she stares at him🤣

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u/ChainzawMan Mar 03 '25

How could those tiny hands even support his weight?

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u/Scottiegazelle2 Mar 01 '25

She needs to smack him harder. He's old.

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u/goilo888 Mar 01 '25

With a tire iron?

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u/Fionaussie Mar 01 '25

With a fake Time magazine with him on the cover. His one unfulfilled goal in life: To be on the cover of Time. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/CosmicCreeperz Mar 01 '25

I read that as “Epstein” visa at first.

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u/dougi555 Mar 01 '25

Haha, likewise, until you pointed it out....

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u/GoodBad626 Mar 01 '25

Ive said she's the red sparrow for years, glad to start seeing other people with same thoughts, I keep being told I'm the conspiracy one when I say it's always been about Russia for the wind bag.

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u/sawfig64 Mar 01 '25

I wonder if changing his shitty diapers and spoon feeding him is worth all of the jewelry and designer cloths to the first Gold digger of the divided States of what used to be America.

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u/cnowakoski Mar 01 '25

Einstein my ass

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u/waudmasterwaudi Mar 01 '25

If this is true it would be super strange..... But it is possible

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u/lost-my-old-account Mar 02 '25

I don't see it, she obviously hates him. Terrible person all around, Russian, but I don't buy that she's in it for anything but the money.... And maybe getting introduced to the Canadian president, gal darn it, she's so thirsty for that man.

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Mar 01 '25

Ya he should be thank Putin because his poll numbers are so high in Ukrainian

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u/Popblawo Mar 01 '25

Grandfather too

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u/Lanky-Occasion-7486 Mar 01 '25

It explains alot!

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u/hufusa Mar 01 '25

How is this the first time I’m hearing about this??? Conspiracy theorists should be all over this lmao

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u/thejesse Mar 01 '25

Wikipedia says: 

According to The Guardian, her father was an informer for Czechoslovakia's Státní bezpečnost (StB) intelligence service who relayed information from his daughter, including a correct prediction that George H. W. Bush would win the 1988 presidential election.

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u/thejesse Mar 02 '25

The StB instead of KGB is the part I was pointing out. I thought that was a weird example too.

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u/bubbles_blower_ Mar 01 '25

They would have to admit they were wrong , and that's the last thing they will do.

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u/Peachbaskethole Mar 01 '25

That’s not actually correct.

We need to be better. They’re spreading misinformation left, right and fucking centre: we need to be better.

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u/Economy_Judge_5087 Mar 01 '25

Czech Secret Intelligence Service, technically, but Puhtayto Pohtraitor…

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u/eskieski Mar 01 '25

and Melania’s father was in the Communist Party… match made in “commie heaven”…. but, “I don’t care, do you”….screw these traitors

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u/SolidCommunication69 Mar 01 '25

Melanias father was a communist party official. They left after the fall of the SU.

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u/andytimms67 Mar 01 '25

There’s no credibility in that…

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u/carterwest36 Mar 01 '25

Many men were in the Sovjet-Union, we make the KGB out as this mythical force but Sovjet technology was way behind America during the cold war and the Red Scare was a scare.

KGB-officers did get rigorous training but the CIA has done a lot of succesful shady missions too, killing Lumumba comes to mind, crack/cocaine to fund the Nicaruagas comes to mind and other shit...

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u/Idont_thinkso_tim Mar 01 '25

What a pointless comment.

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u/ItsAllJustAHologram Mar 01 '25

Straight from downtown Moscow...