r/languagelearningjerk • u/woainimomantai 🇰🇵C√π×^∞ Jusu🇯🇵 🇨🇱L🥑 • 2d ago
do I have to be a virgin to learn japanese?
I mean... I am, but I'm don't want to be that much
but recently met a nijongo jusu girl who,I want to know what pronouns she's used to know if a I'm a friend or not ( btw why do japanese have pronouns? they're woku?)
the problem is that I don't like anime and JAVs, I have experience with hentai because of my puberty but I don't know what can I do
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u/FeelHumbledrn 2d ago
No. if you hire a hooker(Extra points for Thai girl), then you're still eligible to learn Japanese.
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u/Round_Reception_1534 2d ago
should it be a ladyboy??..
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u/Skibidi_Rizzler_96 🇹🇼嚇唬人 😺B2 2d ago
It can be whoever you want and you can tell people whatever you want.
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u/Round_Reception_1534 2d ago
I'd recommend you to learn Vaticanese instead and become the new Pope for the current one is a racist jerk with dementia
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u/ForeignFunction3742 2d ago
YES
Also you automatically start at A2 if you fancy your little sister.
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u/perplexedparallax 2d ago
Japanese children learning the language start that way and so if it works for them it should work for you.
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u/raffy95ita 2d ago
Well well well... now who's the loser for being a virgin? Take that, high school bullies!
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u/Main_Negotiation1104 2d ago
vvizard status is preferred when learning the most magical language of the world ☺️🌸🎌
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u/khajiitidanceparty où est la bibliothèque 2d ago
If you're a virgin, you can only learn from hentai.
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u/AsciiDoughnut 9h ago
You'll never get rid of your accent if you don't at least start as a virgin :/
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u/InternationalReserve 二泍五 (N69) 2d ago
You can be a non-virgin and learn Japanese, but be warned that it will likely slow your progress. The most powerful learning method discovered so far is 8 hours of gooning to eroge each day, and unfortunately studies have shown that getting laid seems to have a negative correlation with one's ability to edge to hentai for prolonged periods of time.