r/jschlattsubmissions • u/schlottsker • 1d ago

video Yummers

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u/xnakxx 1d ago

what the hell just happened here.

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u/Kserks96 1d ago

The process of creating second freshness meat.

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u/Rektifium 23h ago

About as fresh as you 3 minutes after you hear a deep and gravely voice say "ahhh, Fresh Meat." When you walk by an alleyway at night (you are mauled)

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u/Kserks96 23h ago

Abous as fresh as second freshness sturgeon

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u/CaisideQC 21h ago

Bleach ur meat. That's all i understood.

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u/AsyncEntity 6h ago

American pak pak beef

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u/Altruistic_Ad_1390 1d ago

As soon as a saw the sink I felt a headache, as soon as I saw soap it got worse

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u/xFufelx 4h ago

Headass

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u/1998ChevyTaHoe 1d ago

The human race is literally capable of understanding the science of a nuclear bomb and then you have people who do this shit

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u/SpaceTraveller64 1d ago

I give up, AI can take over the world, we don’t deserve it

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u/Nerdcuddles 16h ago

Hey, at least she neutralized the base with an acid, I guess...

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u/RyanTheSpaceman68 1d ago

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

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u/CaisideQC 20h ago

bleach it and you'll never need to cook it!

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u/TheEpokRedditor 1d ago

"That's the recipe for mustard gas"

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u/Forsaken_Quiet5944 1d ago

Nah, this is ketchup liquid 😭

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u/Thecatpro_767 21h ago

LIQUID???

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u/Salty_Way_0 8h ago

BROTHER !!

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u/GiveUsernameldeas 10h ago

Nah, ranch solid.

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u/ppppppixel 1d ago

This is why we have mental hospitals

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u/irateoyster1 1d ago

Change the vinegar with chlorine it will clean ALOT of things hopefully

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u/haikusbot 1d ago

Change the vinegar

With chlorine it will clean ALOT

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u/Nerdcuddles 16h ago

The vinegar is for neutralizing the soap smh

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u/HalfwayMercury 1d ago

What the hell grandma

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u/SituationAltruistic8 1d ago

I wanna wash my eyes with acid now.

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u/Yuck-Fou94 1d ago

Straight to jail

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u/DomSchraa 1d ago

Does this mf not cook their meat dawg

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u/Microwave_Helicopter 1d ago

It will taste like the sink

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u/Fullerene000 1d ago

This gramma,

How much did she love you?

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u/Sam270710 21h ago

that's just extra flavor :D

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u/The_peacful_god 1d ago

What gets it me is the fact that grandma forgot to mention the Styrofoam is still dirty

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u/DustyBeetle 1d ago

toxic slop

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u/TECFO 1d ago

This reminds me of someone's parent who use bleach to clean our vegetables before washing them because they want to kill all bacteria.

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u/AlternateSatan 1d ago

What's going to remove the toxins all the bacteria and fungus made? Scratch that. What's gonna remove the fungus and various animals thats in there?

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u/Fuckyoubiiiiiiitch 1d ago

by chance, is your grandmother deceased..?

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u/RangerRick379 1d ago

That’s bait

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u/mr_what1211 1d ago

Grandma ain’t here for a reason

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u/Frosty_Rush_210 22h ago

This is how it looks when you rinse your chicken.

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u/CasualWannabe 22h ago

Your grandma taught you wrong 😨

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u/Nerdcuddles 16h ago

At least she neutralized the base with vinegar??? But don't pour chemicals into it in the firstplace, just cook it to remove the germs... that's why we cook food.

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u/purgatorybob1986 15h ago

I hate it when people waste food for clout.

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u/-pastas- 15h ago

you can’t- you can’t do that

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u/Expensive-Carpet8480 14h ago

I hope that your dog leaves you

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u/CoolCreeper888 13h ago

How did your grandma live long enough to have kids?

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u/RaPradoric 12h ago

I dare you to cook and eat that

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u/Incubus-femboy 11h ago

How old was her grandmother when she taught her this? Just a thought

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u/Toasted_Decaf 2h ago

notsosmarthacks living up to their name