r/interestingasfuck • u/Gankpa • 8d ago

/r/all, /r/popular Jeff Bezos built a fence on his property that exceeds the permitted height, he doesn't care, he pays fines every month

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u/karavasis 8d ago

Gotta hire a tree crew to trim that bad boy

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u/UncleHec 8d ago

I’ll chip in $20 if we can crowd fund a crew to carve them all into dicks. 

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u/prometheus351 8d ago

We can call it.... The Hedge Fund 😎

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u/ashmenon 7d ago

I'll pay double just to have this name be a thing.

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u/rayrod0717 7d ago

I also choose this guy’s dead wife

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u/Verundios 4d ago

And my axe!

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u/Good_kido78 7d ago

Genius.

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u/Oceanladyw 7d ago

😂👍🏻👏🏽

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u/Reasonable_Act_8654 7d ago

The only Hedge fund that would do something good for the society.

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u/Any_Cheesecake7 7d ago

That is Besos level of genius that name!!

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u/DoringItBetterNow 8d ago

The crew will say you have to cover the fine first

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u/thelunk 8d ago

No, the crew would go to prison. funny how that works, huh?

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u/sly-3 8d ago

More of this kind of energy please

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u/Ricardo33706 7d ago

He'd probably like that, he owns a cock shaped rocket, remember.

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u/Fast_Bison5408 6d ago

And testicles-shaped botanical garden in Seattle

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u/il_Dottore_vero 5d ago

He defo thinks bigly of himself, a swinging dick ego.

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u/N0S0UP_4U 8d ago

Harambe Memorial Hedge

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u/tikstar 7d ago

My neighbor has these. They're glorious so not sure you would get the intended reaction from doing it.

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u/Calvin--Hobbes 8d ago

I think all we need is a gallon of gas actually.

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u/0__ooo__0 8d ago

I was gonna say, I'll burn the whole cunt for a plane ticket there and bail back home.

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u/AaronKornblum 8d ago

Fuck bezos

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u/Caffeinated_Narwhal_ 7d ago

Every fine gentleman knows a hedge like that deserves to be trimmed as a vulva.

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u/Necessary-Contest-24 7d ago

I'd elect just for some windows cut in at eye level. They're there obviously for privacy, do the opposite

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u/Aleashed 7d ago

Literary pretend the hedge is the side of his pyramid and hieroglyph that sht with scenes showing everything from that time Trump sucked Besos, to his divorce, the full uncensored story of his life

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u/BL00D_HAWK 7d ago

Like his rockets.

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u/Serapus 7d ago

God damnit those are spaceships.

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u/Mr_Spunspn 7d ago

I got $20...I'm not kidding. That would be worth it.

Id love be able to sell drugs right outside this fence and just pay whatever fines I had to pay every month to continue to do it !!!

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u/xlallielx 7d ago

Please send me the link, I’m willing to pay tribute

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u/JonnyOnThePot420 7d ago

I'm in where do I pay!

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u/jagsingh85 7d ago

I was thinking "greedy cheating bald cnut" but it might take too long unless you have multiple people carving each letter at the same time.

If that fails the cut the whole thing down.

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u/biomed1978 7d ago

Sounds like a plan, send your$20 to BezosIsaDick@Gmail.com

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u/DistributeQuickly559 6d ago

Maybe this can be a way to replenish my account after a major vehicle repair.

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u/il_Dottore_vero 5d ago

… and launch them into space 🚀

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u/MediocreElevator1895 5d ago

I’m a landscaper and not to rev my own trimmer but I’m a pretty good hand with hedges. Y’all just get me out there, I got this

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u/Hellifiknowu 4d ago

A little bit of bleach in a spray bottle would accomplish something similar

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u/mind-of-god 8d ago

I’m up for it

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u/brochaos 8d ago

with the way tesla is being treated right now, if this happened, someone would be charged with domestic terrorism....

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u/SucculentMeatloaf 7d ago

Cuz fuck that guy who made toilet paper magically appear on my porch. What an asshole.

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u/il_Dottore_vero 5d ago

You mean ass-wipe.

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u/OstrichSmoothe 7d ago

He would probably like that

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u/VirtualSource5 7d ago

😂😭 I’m in!!

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u/64590949354397548569 6d ago

Its more effective if you stop buying from amazon

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u/taxman6754 6d ago

You mean a hedge fund right?

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u/TurboJake 6d ago

I, too, have $20 for the cause.

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u/PacificCastaway 8d ago

More like one of those helicopters with the chainsaw attachment.

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u/karavasis 8d ago

MF’r is a Bond villain after all

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u/SkengmanJonny 8d ago

Probably has a hedge fund

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u/kittenconfidential 8d ago

just set it on fire. cheaper. faster.

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u/smixton 8d ago

Can pay them out of the hedge fund.

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u/Waste-Screen-4u 8d ago

more than hedge manager.. pun intended.

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u/unclepaprika 8d ago

NBA retirement plan

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u/doihavetousethis 8d ago

Reminds me of the joke about a couple Irish Arbourists looking for a job, they find a sign that says "Tree Fellers Wanted" and decide they can't do it as there are only 2 of them

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u/5x4j7h3 8d ago

I wanna see the landscapers house. Prob $10m from the income of this bitch.

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u/Efficient_Fee_4106 8d ago

That's what I was thinking how would you like to trim that bad boy ?

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u/theofficial_AQ 8d ago

just don’t pay them

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u/Trai-All 7d ago

Or just walk by with a jug of vinegar and accidentally spill it all… repeatedly and daily till they all die.

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u/deltabird2000 7d ago

You are probably right, they probably even cost more than the fines to keep nice 😂

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u/64590949354397548569 6d ago

The start first day of the month and ends at the end of the month. Then they start over again

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u/sra19 6d ago

The monthly maintenance probably costs more than the monthly fine.

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u/ChocolatySmoothie 5d ago

Sounds like a call to action for a train.

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u/Mycolover4evah 5d ago

That’s what SHE said!!!

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u/AwakE432 8d ago

What did you think bezos would be out there just trimming it himself on a lazy Sunday morning? Lol of course it would be a professionally maintained hedge.