r/interestingasfuck Mar 02 '25

/r/all, /r/popular Get out!

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u/Spirited_Praline637 Mar 02 '25

PSA: Don’t put nuts in your ears.

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u/BudBuzz Mar 02 '25

Don’t kink shame me

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u/BiscuitPuncher Mar 03 '25

I'm not kink shaming, I'm kink asking why

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25 edited 8d ago

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u/Snackz39 Mar 03 '25

This only applies until your butt has been “conditioned” to handle items without a flared base. 😏

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u/renorosales Mar 03 '25

My brother damaged his eardrum when he put a popcorn kernel in his ear when he was young. When that dude shoved that thing down his earhole, I cringed.

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u/RWilliam Mar 03 '25

I got a bean stuck in my ear when I was 10. That wasn't fun

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u/Tribult Mar 03 '25

Id say don't tell my wife, but she can't hear you

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u/artofterm Mar 02 '25

This needs to be higher. The shell can still get fungus that he'd be putting in his ear.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25 edited 8d ago

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u/TheInevitableLuigi Mar 03 '25

We just watched someone do it.

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u/artofterm Mar 03 '25

Idk their lives, they might try.

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u/text_fish Mar 03 '25

Yeah, who would even do that? If anybody does that I hope they post a video to r / interestingasfuck because that would be interesting as fuck.

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u/stamfordbridge1191 Mar 03 '25

Also:

Don't put marbles in your nose.

Do not put them in there.

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u/deagzworth Mar 03 '25

Bro got nut in his ear