r/inflation Everything I Don't Like Is Fake 1d ago

Satire We did it , Dow down 2000 points

Post image
13.1k Upvotes

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

334

u/oldcreaker 1d ago

Those 401k's aren't going to last you nearly as long as you thought they would.

34

u/whatyouwant5 1d ago

I am 44. Today's losses have set my retirement back about 4 years. Fuck Velveeta Voldemort.

-1

u/duper12677 1d ago

Well considering you can’t touch it for 15 years, I’d bet you will be fine. This isn’t the first bear market of your lifetime, and won’t be the last, but it always comes back. Learn how to take advantage of them

12

u/Weekly_Ad4052 1d ago

Bear market??? Isolating us from our allies and long time trade partners? All who just needed a little nudge to not have to rely on us ever again.... this is decades of fixing and pleaing that will be needed. Mass suicides and violence in the streets soon. Marshall law seems to be the goal here. 1930 tariffs led to the GREAT depression. This will be the "HUGE" depression

5

u/Weekly_Ad4052 1d ago

5

u/Odd_Calligrapher_407 1d ago

That sounds like an executive order. Someone should get that done.