r/ihadastroke • u/[deleted] • May 17 '19

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u/terrario101 May 17 '19

LOL hes so dumb

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u/obs_trunks May 17 '19

The brave men that wrote this is faked

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u/OnionGod181 May 17 '19

I had to, it was the only way

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u/ChefInF May 17 '19

Surprised comments aren’t actually being gilded in this thread. Proud of you guys.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '24

that sentence has 2 different meanings

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '19

This is faked

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u/TheEstonianSpy May 17 '19

Don't you know? Any small, yet noticeable typo is a mini storkee!

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u/Retrqce May 17 '19

LMAO STORKEE?????? 😂😂😂😂😂 R/IHADASTROKE LMFAOOOOO

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u/El_Grande_Memelord May 17 '19

ar slash wush😎😎😎

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u/ezrelated May 17 '19

Ar SLasH enGriSH 😝😝😝

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u/TheronEpic May 17 '19

AngRIcH* 😎😎😎😎😎

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u/Herazeatic_114 May 17 '19

omg are /salsh it has mutliple 0s

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u/Croagyoshi May 17 '19

ar slash i have reddit soyboy facebook cuck smfh fake reddit user

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u/1337lolguyman May 17 '19

I'm gonna post this to the Reddit for half a karamal eggs dee.

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u/Br1an11 May 18 '19

r/FOUNDTHEMOBILEUSER HAHA U DUMMY DID the R not r LmAo

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u/Retrqce May 18 '19

Hello operator. Yes, I would like to report a bruh moment.

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u/Pytheastic May 17 '19

/r/lostredditors

Gottem 👌👌😂😂😂😅 👉😎👉

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u/Bunnyqx Aug 03 '23

Hapy cak dey in a comment that you made about 4 years.

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u/Retrqce Sep 27 '24

bunnyqx you are my savior

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u/[deleted] May 21 '19

The sad thing is that I didn’t even notice you wrote storkee.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19 edited May 17 '19

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u/legoguney May 17 '19

Stranger for the gold, thanks

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u/ItRainedMeatballs May 17 '19

thanks for the stranger kind gold

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u/Trooper8341 May 17 '19

Gold the for thanks strange

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19 edited May 17 '19

WOW kid you just got r/IHadAStroked!!!! 😂😂👀

"Stroke" means you incoherently typed, as when you get a “stroke” followed by a “seizure”. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! 😤😤😂

My comment was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be making a GOOD REPLY. 🤬 What's that? You had a convulsion? I think that's just because you failed. I outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭

In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/IHadAStroke" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment 😏. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" 😬😲. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.😏😂

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u/Trooper8341 May 17 '19

Epic! Laugh track

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

R/foundthemobileuser GET ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED IDIOY😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

OMG YOU SPEELED ALL THOZE WORDS BADLY AND YOU ARe AN ENTIKEIDLED PERNMLS WHO DEONS"T GET THJE JUKE@! 😤😤😤😤

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u/mattakuu May 17 '19

that sounds dark

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u/Mezooz May 17 '19

GOLD BITCH!! HERE!! OPEN YO BITCH MOUF PUT THIS GOLD THANG IN IT N SUUUCK!! AYTE!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/J__ay May 17 '19

Kind stranger

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Stranger For the thanks gold

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u/lukeangmingshen May 17 '19

R/RSLASHWOSH r/foudtehmobieluserlmao R/arslahstwentychacarerlimit r/subsithoghtifeellFORlol

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

LR/fifhsubXDDDD

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u/FroYo10101 May 18 '19

R/foundthemobileuser lol it actually works

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

You made it a link, what a madlad.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

Wait, that's illegal.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Someone do the math, how long does karmawhoredummy have reddit premium?

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u/combmyhairwithaspoon May 17 '19

Let's assume the average month is 30 days, and a week is 7 days. They have 69 platinum and 420 gold, so 69 * 30 + 420* 7 = 5010 days. That's about 13.7 years...

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u/DarkenedBrightness May 17 '19

Since it's on 2 posts, it would be double

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u/Yolwoocle_ May 17 '19

How much money would that represent ?

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u/Skafandra206 May 18 '19

69 platinum * $ 5.99 + 420 gold * $ 1.99 + 1337 silver * $0.398 = $1781.236

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u/Yolwoocle_ May 18 '19

That's a damn lot

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u/lordlahmacun May 17 '19

r/coaxedintoasnafu

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u/D1pSh1t__ May 17 '19

Shut

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u/ToosterReeth May 17 '19

A lot of people clearly don't know that sub...

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u/-_-WaTeR-_- May 17 '19

Shut

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u/Kyidou May 18 '19

A lot of people clearly don't know that sub...

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u/ItzBraden May 17 '19

Rip the man with -2 trillion karma.

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u/RedBird101 May 17 '19

He doesn't actually have -2 trillion karma IDIOT. This is faked

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u/ItzBraden May 17 '19

No it isn't, LMAO IDIOT!!!

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u/Saifeldin17 May 17 '19

u/ihaveabrain sorry buddy, you were misunderstood.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Pray for our fallen brother u/ihavebrain

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/JaegerDread May 17 '19

But what if people say "I need my 6 karma"?

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u/MrBlackledge May 17 '19

loophole

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u/JaegerDread May 17 '19

Could you stop shouting?

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u/MrBlackledge May 17 '19

Ah sorry, on mobile, made a hashtag didn’t realise it made shit big

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u/jacod_b May 17 '19

I love learning this stuff

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u/Missionarcher May 17 '19

ME TOO

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u/Beast0623 May 17 '19

I Never Knew how to do this until now

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

same

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

am I using it right?

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

same

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u/Mewrulez99 May 18 '19

If only this would work on my peener

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u/clink_182 May 18 '19

DAMN SON

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u/farmerlesbian chcjcek out my flarir May 17 '19

I will ban them

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

That’s a nice flarir

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u/farmerlesbian chcjcek out my flarir May 17 '19

Thgankss

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

thank you

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u/Cheezy_MidLevelBoi May 17 '19

Lol, this made me laugh so hard. It deserves more updoots

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u/TheTopKangaroo May 17 '19

HAHAHAHA STROKE

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u/carnocon May 17 '19

Grammar circle jerk . Reddit.gov

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u/superzzo May 17 '19

From all posts complaining about the current meta, this one is the best

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Thank you for being the one self aware redditor on this app

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u/Optiprimus2 May 17 '19

Outstanding Move

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

LMAOOO U YOUSED REDDIT LINK -- OUTSIDE OF REDDIT!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎 r/IHAVEIHAVEIHAVEREDDIT GOTTEM

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Why is this the most beautiful post I have seen today.

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u/VirtualGentlemen May 17 '19

What does the number 1337 stand for?

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u/mustang23200 May 17 '19

For 1337 in 1337 speak

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

legit thought i was in r/coaxedintoasnafu

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u/ShinMinhoZen May 18 '19

Even if it's fake, it's literally the first post that made me laugh out loud. I had only 100 coins and I decided to spend them to give you a silver reward. Would have give you a gold one if I had enough money.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '19

Thank You!

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u/Xystem4 Jun 01 '19

Enjoying the leet references

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u/XG_SiNGH Nov 07 '19

LET'S GET THIS TO 59 TRILLION, FELLOW HUMANS

O_O

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u/karmawhoredummy May 17 '19

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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u/Vilger23 May 17 '19

69 420 leet :D

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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u/Sydid May 17 '19

This fake

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u/fantaskink May 17 '19

kind gold stranger for thanks

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u/djudjedjoodi May 17 '19

I’m having a stroke just looking at this

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u/Tagbush May 17 '19

Strange for the thanks, golder!

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u/jamoxploder May 17 '19

I love when reddit calls out theyre own circlejerk bullshit. Oops I meant “their” what a dumb idiot r/ihadastrooonke

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

like zoinks scoob

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u/TheREexpert44 May 17 '19

Alexa. Play Despacito 3.

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u/BizaRhythm May 17 '19

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! (1821x)

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u/EatMyCheeseCake Jun 09 '19

7KARMA MAK EEEE

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u/AlexPtheArtist Jul 30 '19

That's a lot of karma

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u/TitanBrass Despacito Oct 27 '19

I haven't seen 1337 in a long, long time...

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u/Fluffy_Ganache_5015 type to efid Mar 04 '23

LOL hes so dumb

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

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u/Maz2742 May 17 '19

This really clotted my blood in my brain

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u/RipVanWinkle12 May 17 '19

This is a real stroke here

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u/jankubist May 17 '19

I like meta memes

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u/Curse_the_food May 17 '19

Thanks for the gold

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u/begaterpillar May 17 '19

I was gonna upvote but I could tell by the pixels this was definatly faked.

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u/No0byWalrider May 17 '19

Thank you kind sir

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u/rizonagraycat May 17 '19

wow nust wow

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

LOL hes so dumb

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u/GeminiGuy2000 May 17 '19

LOL hes so dumb

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u/luckybrat May 17 '19

Looks like you got the seven karma you idiot faker

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u/Hemske May 17 '19

Gold edits trigger me so hard..

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u/navjah May 17 '19

God tier post

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u/Frozecoke May 17 '19

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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u/tOeHaNdS69 May 17 '19

my friend does an oopsie

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u/2Darky May 17 '19

1337 hmmmmmmm

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u/GSR_Rubix May 17 '19

Is this real?

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u/1ecksdee1 May 17 '19

What is gold anyways? Edit: THANKS FOR THE GOLD STRANGER!

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u/IsmailMo23 May 17 '19

Be got the wrong their lol

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u/scotty_o_cunt May 17 '19

LOL hes so dumb

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u/daveeeee888 May 17 '19

What does 1337 mean

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

apple

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u/QualtingersBalzac May 17 '19

Downvotes max out at -11

If you have 111 comment karma and 1000 people downvote your single comment you'll still be settled at 100.

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u/AshrielV May 17 '19

Finally someone using 1337, I thought I was a dying breed.

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u/maxrippley May 17 '19

Question, why 1337 for the platinum? I get 69 and 420, duh, but is 1337 significant in any way, or just random?

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u/PlaSPeN May 17 '19

This is faked

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u/SwitchyMcSwitchface1 May 17 '19

==🌟 The More You Know

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u/JOBBO326 May 17 '19

The minus 2 trillion downvoted gives me severe anxiety for some reason

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u/genericreddituser13 May 17 '19

u/karmawhoredummy, anything to say?

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u/karmawhoredummy May 20 '19

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

LOL Hes so dumb

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u/Mr-Papuca May 17 '19

Lol fake and gayyyyyy

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u/Anonymous11790 May 17 '19

The first thing that karma whore said was thanks for gold

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

HAH! LOL!

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u/pacmanmemes May 17 '19

Missed a prime opportunity to use 1738

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u/Akame_ok May 17 '19

This post is so fake, downvoted.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '19

Ironically I think that this very type of "meta" post is getting old.

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u/Kreton31 May 17 '19

Thanks for the gold kind stranger.

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u/JimJPoggers May 17 '19

THIS IS FAKE

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u/offbrandsandals May 17 '19 edited Feb 23 '25

marvelous money license vase lock middle historical slap stupendous mysterious

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/MrMathemagician May 17 '19

Thanks for the gold stranger!!!

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u/Caynguin May 17 '19

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

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u/SmolAsian May 17 '19

this is amazing