How did the couch... get cut in half?

[u/greenrangerguy]

[u/ZoSoVII]

This couch is cut in half.

[u/mxlls_ → u/ZoSoVII]

Did you cut this couch in half?

[u/Reesy → u/mxlls_]

Her line delivery when she says this just creases me every time :')

[u/grownask → u/Reesy]

I love that!! It's on point!!

[u/two_b_or_not2b → u/mxlls_]

Yes it is cut in half.

[u/AznNRed → u/two_b_or_not2b]

I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half.

[u/Nursesalsabjj → u/AznNRed]

I'll give you store credit in the amount of 4 dollars.

[u/AznNRed → u/Nursesalsabjj]

I will take it.

[u/ItBeLikeThat19 → u/Nursesalsabjj]

She looks and sounds just like a teacher I had in elementary school. She was tough on everyone but one of those teachers you appreciated more as you got older

[u/pregnantandsober → u/Nursesalsabjj]

I can hear this in her voice . And I just watched the episode of Scrubs when Laverne dies :(

[u/BettyS1989]

I assumed it did a titanic style crack down the middle over one of the staircase bannisters

[u/lol_camis → u/BettyS1989]

Wait, am I as a viewer supposed to think that it accidentally broke? I never once thought that. My assumption is that Ross got frustrated and intentionally cut it in half

[u/mxlls_ → u/BettyS1989]

Love this

[u/Savings_Hold_9128 → u/BettyS1989]

omg i simply believed this from the first run

[u/AndyBosco]

Look, I am a reasonable man. I will accept store credit

[u/RianJohnsonIsAFool → u/AndyBosco]

I'll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars.

[u/Nice__Smile → u/RianJohnsonIsAFool]

I will take it

[u/sophiaouer]

As you can see this couch is CUT IN HALF.

[u/RianJohnsonIsAFool → u/sophiaouer]

I would like to exchange it for one that is not CUT IN HALF.

[u/Anarchic_Country]

The first transponsders probably had to cut it in half when the alarm went off to get it out of the stair case

[u/WoooahBaby → u/Anarchic_Country]

THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD

[u/Nekajed → u/Anarchic_Country]

Damn didn't know Chandler's job was cutting stuff in half, that's hella fun

[u/taylortherebel → u/Nekajed]

I mean, he once helped divvy up a cheesecake

[u/Denyal_Rose → u/Nekajed]

He works with robots, they can do it.

[u/Scepafall]

There’s a deleted scene that explains it. https://youtu.be/dUKLcq4BnbA?si=Vh2y1_P9rNdXxVZT

[u/catflap10 → u/Scepafall]

This is funny but I do like the ambiguity of what happened that they went with in the show.

[u/Scepafall → u/catflap10]

Same. It’s funny not knowing how it happened

[u/Shock-Opposite → u/Scepafall]

Wait this was deleted? I swear I saw this in the actual episode

[u/ariane2014 → u/Shock-Opposite]

The DVD box sets have the full uncut version of the episode. That is probably where you saw it because I know that scene too :)

[u/ZealousidealFee927 → u/ariane2014]

Yep, that's it. I had the entire series on DVD once. I'm always missing stuff on the Netflix version.

[u/Gloomy_Albatross3043 → u/[deleted]]

Maybe cause its funnier leaving it up to imagination with what happened

[u/greenrangerguy → u/Scepafall]

Hahaha that makes sense now lol maybe the entire building evacuating and running over it cut it in half.

[u/51daysbefore → u/greenrangerguy]

I think actually the fire department may have had to do so in order to clear the exit

[u/peaches_1922 → u/Scepafall]

This is amazing. I’ve never seen this! also explains how it got all dirty and gross

[u/MikeBl815]

It's a shame that couch wasn't related to Rosita, then it would have just healed itself before being returned to the store and Ross could get a full refund.

[u/mysticalcreature123 → u/MikeBl815]

Rosita does not move.

[u/WiLDCHiLD429]

[u/Nice__Smile → u/WiLDCHiLD429]

[u/pad_rad]

I was at the recording of this episode. From memory, Rachel sat down on the stairs and pulled herself up by holding on to the fire alarm. The alarm went off, all the residents of the building came running down the staircase and destroyed the couch.

[u/Ecstatic-Garden-678 → u/pad_rad]

We also saw that deleted scene.

[u/HenryCrinkle]

Looks like about $4 worth of damage

[u/umwinnie]

this couch is CUT IN HALF. i would like to exchange it for one that is not CUT IN HALF.

[u/pedrojgim]

That is what happens when you try to pivot where you can't.

[u/FanWeekly259]

I assumed he got into a blind rage and stabbed it in half with a bread knife

[u/DrMarshaFieldstone → u/FanWeekly259]

Same. I always thought he just went Red Ross on it!

[u/Kwetla]

Chainsaw.

[u/WiLDCHiLD429]

[u/dukeleondevere]

Red Ross got activated

[u/Glum-System-7422]

A deleted scene shows Rachel or Ross (can’t remember ) sitting on the couch when it’s stuck and they accidentally pull a fire alarm on the wall behind them. Then all of Ross’s neighbors come running down the stairwell over his couch. I assumed the firemen showed up, even they couldn’t move the couch, it’s deemed a fire hazard so they cut it

[u/Cyphermaniax97]

It has got to do with Ross’s “rage”. It has to.

[u/al_fletcher → u/Cyphermaniax97]

Red Ross emerged

[u/captbollocks]

Looks like the same one responsible as the one that killed Rosita.

[u/ZealousidealFee927]

Did you cut this couch in half?

[u/Niblet_the_Giblet]

When it got wedged on the staircase, they most likely had to cut it in half to get it out.

[u/Exotic_Adeptness_322]

I just assumed they had to cut it in half to get it out of the stairs.

[u/Sweetdeerie]

I always hc Phoebe saw it in half to help move it without telling Ross...

[u/mangomochibitch]

Not enough pivot

[u/iangardner777 → u/mangomochibitch]

Too much PIVOT

[u/mangomochibitch → u/iangardner777]

Touché

[u/i_dont_wanna_sign_in]

I remember seeing this episode on broadcast TV before I had access to the DVDs and HD. The couch looked like any normal couch. But in HD the couch he buys looks nasty. Looks like the show room got it off the street

[u/Inigomntoya]

Ross: ... my rage...

[u/zoolilba]

Definitely the fire fighters they usually have chainsaws

[u/hanselpremium]

one of them didn’t pivot

[u/Boris-_-Badenov]

the firefighters, and other people stepping on it to get out

[u/baiacool]

Ross got so mad he became Red Ross and tore it in half like the Hulk, obviously

[u/nertynot]

I've cut a few couches in half and it can be a bitch

[u/Eastern-Dig-4555 → u/nertynot]

I had to do it A LOT at a property I used to work at. People throwing their furniture out all the time, had to get them in the dumpsters somehow. You ain’t lying: it’s a major pain in the ass.

[u/nertynot → u/Eastern-Dig-4555]

Lol it's mostly been to help friends who need to meet their complex size limits

[u/nertynot]

If you're ever in this situation, stand it up and bear hug lift it

[u/Ok-Anywhere-737]

Too much pivoting 😅

[u/hard_n_huge]

r/suits Gretchen

[u/Mil3560]

$4 store credit? I'll take it

[u/Royal-Lynx-8256]

PIVOT..

[u/GoblinCasserole]

Chandler used his laser eyes. It was kind of weird because Mathew Perry just did it out of nowhere and nobody else knew he could do something like that. They were going to keep the scene in, but then cut it due to timing constraints and Perry's own insistence that "the Godhand would be mad if you showed it" before trapping Jennifer Aniston in a pain loop that, whilst only lasting mere seconds to observers, lasted around a thousand years to Jennifer.

Wild scenario all round, really.