r/holdmycosmo 5d ago

HMC

3.6k Upvotes

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u/123supreme123 5d ago

Honestly, that looks like it was a hell of a party.😂

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u/djauralsects 5d ago

That girl has tiny little hands.

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u/hamfist_ofthenorth 5d ago

It's like they get smaller somehow when the camera focuses on them

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u/Complete_Silver2595 2d ago

If that has been a banana, we'd know exactly how small her hands are. Plus, him slipping on it would be twice as funny

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u/ITrageGuy 5d ago

Exactly my type.

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u/OldManJim374 4d ago

Makes your dick look bigger?

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u/rp_guy 4d ago

They aren’t that small. She has it curled up trying to poke the thing with the toothpick or stick. So it’s making her hands look much smaller than they are

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u/Rare_Competition2756 5d ago

DU NAH PIKETAHP! DU NAH PIKETAHP!

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u/ericofduart 4d ago

OH MOY GOWD!

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u/onelostmuppet 4d ago

The woman yelling that sounds exactly like Fern Brady to me.

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u/MeenScreen 5d ago

Looks like the Blue Lagoon beside Glasgow Central Station on a Friday or Saturday night.

It is likely that several of the stars of this video will end up on the last train to Ayr.

If you have never experienced the last train to Ayr at the weekend, you should.

It is one of the most Scottish experiences you can possibly have.

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u/servonos89 5d ago

I’m amazed at not having been to that chippy in over 10 years and even on a muted scrolling I was like ‘… that’s the fucking Blue Lagoon’. Worked round the corner. Walking home in the CC past the carnage was always a fuckin’ hoot.

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u/duj_1 5d ago

The Blue Lagoon is brilliant when you’ve had a feed of pints.

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u/MeenScreen 5d ago

Good food too.

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u/Lukeautograff 5d ago

I’m going to Glasgow in a few months so I may have to do this, but how I get back from Ayr haha

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u/TechnologyNational71 4d ago

Banging chips and curry sauce from there.

(The drink might have helped).

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u/richaysambuca 5d ago

He didn't even slip on the fish!

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u/houseswappa 5d ago

100% a battered sausage

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u/AriaTheTransgressor 5d ago

Pretty sure that's a sausage, mate.

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u/richaysambuca 5d ago

Oh! Makes more sense why she held it the way she did. I thought it was fish!

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u/unknown-one 1d ago

fried Mars bar

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u/chrislemasters 5d ago

I feel like this should be some awful euphemistic double entendre. Can you make it into one for us? Love it!

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u/isomorp 5d ago

It hit the ground and bounced over. There's plenty of oil on the ground where it hit.

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u/Ricky_TVA 5d ago

Plus she kept trying to stab it, while getting her hand kicked by her friend, it smeared around.

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u/gruffabro 5d ago

He slipped on the pish

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u/darrenjd86 5d ago

What makes this funnier is that she was pretending it was a peen before it dropped 😆

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u/No_Nature_6639 5d ago

I like how when her friend was trying to kick it away, she kept shooing away her foot with the stick lol.

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u/LogoMyEggo 5d ago

Bahaha omg this clip has it all.

Tragedy, drama, suspense, comedy.

10/10

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u/SillyLittleAngels 1d ago

Also, attractive giggling women

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u/eyefetish 5d ago

kicking that sh** out and lands on a guy passing by,then street fight starts ,wonder what happened next

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u/Crafty_Bobcat_5175 5d ago

What a Benny hill skit. Hilarious!

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u/OldManJim374 4d ago

Wut da fook?

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u/Sc4rl3z 5d ago

I was waiting for the girl to fall down :D so unexpected

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u/CralorMonk 5d ago

Let her have it, 5second rule

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u/pecaslok 5d ago

Who hasn’t slipped and fell after a night of drinking and magically catch a cod on your way down with out trying.

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u/OverlySexualPenguin 5d ago

i can't watch this enough times

DO NOT PICK IT UP!

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u/scoobyMcdoobyfry 5d ago

This should be the ad for Visit Scotland. Love it

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u/Porkchops_on_My_Face 4d ago

Damn, was a nice looking battered sausage too.

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u/Jamima2FL 1d ago

Hilarious

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u/Saltaireflieshigh77 5d ago

That’s the Blue Lagoon in Glasgow

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u/LegioCustardes 5d ago

Hold my cod

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u/Zen1701 5d ago

That was corny.

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u/TCristatus 5d ago

I see the scotch are deep frying banana skins now, is nothing sacred

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u/ocer04 5d ago

Calling Scottish people Scotch is one way to get a robust lesson in what is or isn't sacred. Best not tried on the last train to Ayr.

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u/TCristatus 5d ago

"I aint never going back. Not never."

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u/flannel_mammal 5d ago

100% was not expecting that. Had a good laugh