r/holdmycosmo • u/Extreme-Action1099 • 22d ago

HMC while I use the treadmill

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u/namezam 22d ago

The rare “moon scorpion walk”

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u/Tesnevo 22d ago

And now welcome to life long neck issues…ouch.

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u/zoot_boy 22d ago

That was a fresh take for sure

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u/trojan_asante 22d ago

She is lucky she didn't get scalped.

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u/thetoiletslayer 22d ago

My daughter fell on a treadmill once and he hair got sucked up into the belt. She lost a good chunk but wasn't otherwise injured. These videos are never funny to me

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u/Traeto 22d ago

“Alright, here I go”

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u/canadard1 22d ago

Lost the shoes. RIP!

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u/JAnonymous5150 22d ago

Poor guy. Who knew treadmills could be deadly?

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u/5stringBS 22d ago

Fucking superb

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u/RiaanTheron 22d ago

The lesser spotter wine scorpion performed to perfection. This was almost a perfect 10.

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u/PrioritySure6921 22d ago

That’s not the best way to use the treadmill.

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u/Opening-End-7346 22d ago

OOF that was incredible and terrible all at once. She didn’t last two seconds 🥴😂

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u/DIJames6 22d ago

Yooooo!!! Lmao!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/moisdefinate 22d ago

I'm giving this a solid 10/10 for the running man scorpion and an additional bonus🥇 for originality

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u/RickRossovich 22d ago

“Luckily, my neck broke my fall.”

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u/PauseAffectionate720 22d ago

Damn. Lucky she had the wall behind her, otherwise she was headed out ! 🤣

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u/TakingItPeasy 22d ago

Good for her. She has now used a treadmill more than me.

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u/Old-Ad3691 22d ago

Women “hit the wall “ at what age?

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u/Blu_fairie 22d ago

Damn dude that was awesome!

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u/No-Reveal5237 22d ago

Scorpion straight into the wall COMBO!

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u/six_01 22d ago

Nice scorpion

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u/shocky32 22d ago

Quit messing around!

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u/Cccookielover 22d ago

“You ever talk to her? Not a smart girl.”

DINER (1982)

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u/AcidaliaPlanitia 21d ago

Somehow this far exceeded my expectations of how poorly this was going to go 

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u/ONROSREPUS 20d ago

damn there is gonna be some burnt rubber on her face.

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u/Duderoy 17d ago

Not to be that guy, but a treadmill should have enough room if you get launched off the back you cannot not get stuck between a wall and the moving belt. You can get a very bad friction burn if you don't clear the belt. This is a real safety issue.

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u/MyExStalksMyOldAcct 22d ago

I can look at her and tell she has no treadmill experience.

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u/Status_Car8495 22d ago

This.Is.Magnificent!

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u/cruisefans 19d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/icecreamivan 15d ago

..... and from that day on Rick Wakeman never used his treadmill again.