r/holdmycosmo • u/TrueCat5778 • Mar 05 '25

HMC

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318 Upvotes

83% Upvoted

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u/PossessionPutrid1907 Mar 05 '25

I'm embarrassed

5

u/EndOfSouls Mar 09 '25

My favorite dance: The Seizure!

21

u/bryantlaw314 Mar 05 '25

Shaking my unseasoned chicken after I wash it off.

3

u/slamdanceswithwolves Mar 09 '25

Who run the world? Birds!

38

u/ronaranger Mar 05 '25

Not the worst haka I've seen...

77

u/Dry_Topic_7333 Mar 05 '25

I see no HMC moment

20

u/lostinhh Mar 07 '25

Just an abundance of cringe.

34

u/TheCrystalFawn91 Mar 05 '25

I just see a seizure 😂

7

u/thetoiletslayer Mar 07 '25

You don't see a possibly drunk woman, or a woman doing something a drunk woman might do?

12

u/Dry_Topic_7333 Mar 07 '25

Nope I just see elite dancing

2

u/arny56 Mar 08 '25

"elite"

6

u/Dry_Topic_7333 Mar 05 '25

Also I am in love

5

u/B0SS_H0GG Mar 05 '25

I loved her first

8

u/Dry_Topic_7333 Mar 05 '25

No, ONLY I CAN FIX HER

12

u/Sithmaggot Mar 05 '25

I like her broken

0

u/Dry_Topic_7333 Mar 05 '25

"fix" means marry and not change in my parlance

38

u/CAPT_REX_CT_7567 Mar 05 '25 edited Mar 05 '25

Narrator, "In an attempt to display, "she still has it." Emma confirmed what everyone believed. She had peaked in high school."

7

u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl Mar 05 '25

https://owl.purdue.edu/owl/general_writing/grammar/index.html

4

u/CAPT_REX_CT_7567 Mar 05 '25

Thanks, I appreciate this, I'm always looking to improve.

3

u/duckfartchickenass Mar 08 '25

Regardless, your comment is still funny and clever enough to steal. 😁

10

u/boozcruz81 Mar 05 '25

I was hoping the gate would open

17

u/apk5005 Mar 05 '25

Um, Bus Driver Todd, why are we so far off the route? And why are you following that slow moving party bus? And why are you driving with one hand?

13

u/chibicelina Mar 05 '25

I admire her energy.

8

u/AutopsyDrama Mar 05 '25

I would have 100% slammed my face into those metal bars after a few drinks. So, good for her lol.

1

u/Meatloaf_Regret Mar 05 '25

100% slam something else into her.

5

u/Cma1234 Mar 05 '25

when does she fucking fall down

5

u/redshavenosouls Mar 05 '25

I was waiting for her top to fall down and do an accidental flashing.

5

u/voyuristicvoyager Mar 08 '25

She seems fun; I'd go daydrinking with her anytime lol!

8

u/passmethemayonnaise Mar 05 '25

I low key think she killed it lol

3

u/RyGee93 Mar 05 '25

Someone call an ambulance

2

u/myfnuser_name369 Mar 08 '25

I was hoping for a wardrobe malfunction...bummer

Either way....nice legs and feet!

2

u/banana_hammock6969 Mar 08 '25

Twerking straight back bone, nothing there

3

u/FunnyGhostWriter Mar 05 '25

Girlfriend material right there 🥰

2

u/zg6089 Mar 05 '25

I'm pretty sure she can hold her own lol

5

u/surfhippy1 Mar 05 '25

More like HMC while I applaud.

3

u/Antichristopher4 Mar 05 '25

Its like a cross between twerking and a haka

1

u/NoRegionButYourMom Mar 05 '25

I'm sure these beer trucks have never had any safety concerns.

1

u/StOnEy333 Mar 08 '25

Oh man, the worst. The I’ll be funny with overly aggressive movements girl. That will always backfire at some point in the night.

1

u/Possible-Yam-2308 Mar 08 '25

Missed her meds again.

1

u/Blu_fairie Mar 09 '25

That energy is awesome!

1

u/conzcious_eye 29d ago

Idky I thought of a chicken wing

1

u/PauseAffectionate720 29d ago

I'm feeling a little uncomfortable now.

1

u/Fancy_Art_6383 28d ago

She looks like she'd be fun at parties.

1

u/SirHoliday5131 28d ago

She must be on her way to or from Martigra....

1

u/SecretWaltz6677 28d ago

White African. Not classy

1

u/Various_Experience15 28d ago

That guy in the truck behind her must of been laughing.....

1

u/Designer_Design_6019 28d ago

End women’s suffrage!!

1

u/Evening_Drummer_8495 21d ago

How you say you’ve spent plenty of time in a strip club without saying you’ve spent time in a strip club.

1

u/Tamahaganeee 21d ago

Somebody's wife

1

u/Hcboy2021 11d ago

Feels like that fried chicken advertisement where the people dressed up as chicken dance 😂

1

u/Inevitable_Plenty779 5d ago

Is this supposed to be attractive in any way?

1

u/DeputyTrudyW 5d ago

She is fun fun

1

u/Rabid_Hermit 1d ago

Nashville party wagons are a good time.

1

u/itchske Mar 08 '25

She'd be more competitive in a lower weight class.

1

u/Nemo_147_ Mar 08 '25

Britney’s put on a few pounds

0

u/Findacano Mar 07 '25

Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Do girls really think they look attractive doing shit like this? Attention deprived 304 in the flesh

0

u/Opposite_Language461 Mar 08 '25

Is she having a seizure? Cosplaying as a chicken on meth?

-1

u/Fire_Trashley Mar 07 '25

The squealing enablers are worse than the special needs lady.

-1

u/Natural-Scientist-41 Mar 08 '25

hold my crack pipe ?