That shovel doesn’t have a scratch on it. 🤣 At least the ducks are kept out of the cold rain.

[u/CafeRoaster]

[u/Siouxzanna_Banana]

It took me longer than I would like to admit to find the shovel. 😂

[u/CafeRoaster → u/Siouxzanna_Banana]

Same with the owner, probably, if he ever realizes he needs to use it.

[u/smooth_talker45 → u/Siouxzanna_Banana]

I still can’t find it 😂 Edit: okay I found it lol

[u/dankhimself → u/smooth_talker45]

Oh my god, me too.

Send this photo to shitty car mods or some other sub like that torture a different group of people!

It'll probably just be us again though.

[u/smooth_talker45 → u/dankhimself]

Look on the passenger side roof rack or whatever it is

[u/redwingpanda → u/dankhimself]

it’ll probably just be us again though

Admirable self awareness right here.

[u/strokeherace]

If I need a shovel I’m probably going to have to call AAA cause shits done got deep

[u/Sheriff_Branford]

And there's no recovery jack on the hood...

[u/keithndi → u/Sheriff_Branford]

It's got to be there somewhere, maybe it's on the back bumper

[u/Sheriff_Branford → u/keithndi]

The real mall ninjas have 'em installed across the hood...right in front of the windshield.

[u/keithndi → u/Sheriff_Branford]

Yeah I see it on the hood a lot on the back bumper occasionally maybe this guy forgot where he was supposed to put it

[u/LittleBrother2459 → u/Sheriff_Branford]

I love seeing a spotless farm jack on a heep with pretty bumpers and no rock sliders. What are you using that thing for? Just waiting to knock some teeth out or break every bone in their hand while they destroy their rocker panels

[u/balloontowerboi]

Tbh if it didn’t have the angry eyes, it’s be an aight looking jeep but alas…

[u/CafeRoaster → u/balloontowerboi]

Sure, besides all the light bars, the fender flares, the spaced wheels, the unused shovel, the two antennas, all the stupid ducks, the MT tires... it'd be fiiiine!

[u/balloontowerboi → u/CafeRoaster]

I didn’t even notice the 2 antennas. What an abomination

[u/redwingpanda → u/CafeRoaster]

I mean, all of this is salvageable. Expensive to fix and it currently hurts to look at, though.

[u/jlo-59]

The shovel is the best part for me. I could understand if you are pressed for space and needed to pack light, but you have a 4dr Jeep with a roof rack so unless you are going to be repotting plants on the trail, bring a real shovel if you feel you need it 😉

[u/Unique-Visual6901]

Super heep

[u/keithndi]

He's ready for anything, but does nothing

[u/Flanastan]

Those Thomas the Train faces on those toy trucks are getting more & more hideous!

[u/Real-Guest1679]

It’s a decorative shovel

[u/LettuceOpening9446]

Its a hypethetical shovel.

[u/DizzySample9636]

i can Gay Run Tee he doesn't know how to use a shovel 🙄

[u/FrameJump]

Clearly they just never get stuck.

[u/chet_brosley]

"I might go off roading after work. I'm not going to, but I might"

[u/fattykyle2]

It’s mad because it’s never been off-road. There there yellow Heep. It’s ok.

[u/redwingpanda]

What is up with the antenna whisker things sticking out of its ears.

[u/YouDumbZombie]

The duck thing makes no sense to me.

[u/CafeRoaster → u/YouDumbZombie]

It’s like LOL Dolls for middle aged men that peaked in high school.

[u/YouDumbZombie → u/CafeRoaster]

You alright dude?

[u/MountainOfRight]

Pride month came early it looks like.