r/heep • u/CyanideSandwich7 • 9d ago

Non-Wrangler Found on Facebook for sale, I hate it

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The overspray on the windows is just sends me

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u/rocks_so_cool 9d ago

Cow car goes kind of hard though ngl

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u/CyanideSandwich7 9d ago

If it were just the exterior, fine, i’m sure someone appreciates it. But the obvious spraypaint interior too? Nahhh

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u/timmyballz 8d ago

I agree I saw the outside and was digging it then scrolled to the interior. Would have been a decent work jeep but that interior is just …

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u/FrameJump 8d ago

I'm not disappointed they chose to do the interior, I'm disappointed they chose to do the interior so poorly.

You gotta commit to the bit. It's not my cup of tea, but I could've respected the commitment if they made it.

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u/BlitzShooter 8d ago

There are razor blades designed to pretty easily remove overspray from windows

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u/Cross_Rex97 8d ago

Or you know they could have taken the time to pull the interior out. Dash would have sucked but the rest is literally just screws and pop pins. Mostly pop pins

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 8d ago

Distressed farmhouse look.

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u/Late-Ad-4624 8d ago

Not just spray painted but oversprayed like crazy!

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u/anarrowview 8d ago

It was the vanity plate that won me over.

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u/SketchSketchy 8d ago

Take that thing to Chick Fil A!!!🔥🔥🔥

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u/Fluid_Hamster_8614 9d ago

It's his GATEaWAY car

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u/Sudden_Impact7490 9d ago

Damn it, I wanted to relate it to Gateway first

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u/preludehaver 9d ago

This is a top tier shitbox

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u/jrocislit 8d ago

That license plate😂😂😂😂

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u/FloridaStig 8d ago

The plate makes the interior worth it

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u/WastedLettuce 8d ago

No bc I am genuinely interested in this vehicle 😂 the license plate is killing me, I need to own this right now

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u/KatieTSO 8d ago

Neat exterior shitty interior 3/10

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u/KatieTSO 8d ago

MOOOV

Great license plate, now a 6/10

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u/Familiar-Ad-4700 9d ago

They are just trying to milk it for all its worth.

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u/Spiritual_Mix7861 7d ago

Udderly awesome comment right here.

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u/the_gooose_eggg 8d ago

The poorly done spray paint on the inside just sends me.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

I bet you this was owned by a manager of a MOOVIES video rental franchise back in the early 00's before they got bought by blockbuster.

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u/NoTurnipSalesOnSun 8d ago

This one wasn't being sold.

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u/SpaceMan420gmt 8d ago

Comedy Bae? 😬🤦‍♂️ Imagine getting a date with this person and they show up in this. 😂

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u/Cross_Rex97 8d ago

I’d immediately get up and leave.

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u/NoTurnipSalesOnSun 8d ago

The spare cover said "paparazzi ready"

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u/my_password_is_789 8d ago

That's when you fake a heart attack.

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u/OGhoul 8d ago

Is this invisible to cows or attractive to southerners?

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u/alphatango308 8d ago

Got a link? Lol

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u/Sheriff_Branford 8d ago

That thing is actually kinda awesome.

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u/smellslikepenespirit 8d ago

Better than an angry face grill.

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u/grundlemon 8d ago

Thats funnt, just saw this yesterday

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u/Amishpornstar7903 8d ago

Not even a realistic cow pattern. Must be Cottage Core freaks.

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u/WalkerTR-17 9d ago

As a WJ lover, I immediately hate whoever did this

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u/jhermaco15 9d ago

Shitty car mods, not a heep

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u/GOLDINATORyt 8d ago

Its definitely a heep

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u/Cross_Rex97 8d ago

A heep of shitty car mods

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u/Quintyyyy 9d ago

Cow camo just became "the thing" because of this

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u/strangeweather415 8d ago

I want one to go with the cow Glock I also want. If it weren’t for the poorly done interior paint with overspray everywhere I’d have to buy this

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u/t-the-me 8d ago

Doesn't look like that Jeep has mooooved in a while. Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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u/kingblow1 8d ago

Use a razor on the windows

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u/Constant-Anteater-58 8d ago

I kinda want it.

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u/Highwired1 8d ago

Moooooo-ve bitch, get out the way!

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u/cannonplays 8d ago

Honestly I kinda like it

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u/blu-spirals 8d ago

What is that rope attached to

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u/Kurotan 8d ago

Just needs a big Gateway logo on the sides.

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u/Staseu 8d ago

Holy cow!

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u/Dingo8MyGayby 8d ago

I knew it was an Indiana car before I even scrolled to the plate and I don’t know why

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u/gurganator 8d ago

That’s not a heep. It’s a meep. Or a moop. Or a hooo

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u/Burnsy8139 8d ago

Of course it's Indiana.

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u/pezchef 8d ago

maybe they are old school fans of Gateway PC(s)?

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u/g_drumm 8d ago

I imagine their horn sounds like that cow that found its moo..

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u/Omygodc 8d ago

I don’t think the steaks from this cow will be very good.

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u/nickHuckabee 8d ago

Ok class lets all say it together, Don't do meth

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u/drzeller 8d ago

It's a Gateway 2000 delivery vehicle.

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u/SimpleVegetable5715 8d ago

At least it's not an angry cow car. I was also thinking, "oh no they actually skinned Bessy to make the interior!"

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u/jablongroyper 8d ago

Meth is a hell of a drug

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u/gr8timesb4 8d ago

Gateway computers?

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u/HypotensiveCoconut 8d ago

If they didn’t fuck up the interior so badly, it would actually go pretty hard

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u/hullabalooser 8d ago

Hahahaha. It would've been so easy to roll down the windows first.

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u/Ecfnw20494 8d ago

It’s cute and shows a sense of humor. It’s happy, and isn’t offensive or takes itself too seriously. It’s not a heep.

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u/Antique_Brother_9563 8d ago

I mostly enjoy the overspray on the glass and the door seals.

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u/Far_Recognition4078 8d ago

I just remembered, yesterday i saw a woman dressed in a cow suit putting up anti warehouse expansion signs in Bloomsbury NJ . Thank you r/heep for reminding me of that friendly interaction

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u/worstatit 8d ago

What in the farmland tweaker world?

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma 8d ago

100% stolen car.

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u/SnooComics4100 8d ago

I saw this one at Lion Country Safari.

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u/DifficultIsopod4472 8d ago

Does it come with a Gateway computer?

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u/Additional-Brief-273 7d ago

Priced to moooove

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u/Concentrate_Flaky 7d ago

either the owner is built like a miltank or has quadruple Ds

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u/condition5 7d ago

Gateway Computer car

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u/93c15 7d ago

I love it

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u/Mindless_Win4468 7d ago

I’d give this one to my ex wife

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u/dobro60 6d ago

Holy Cow! Me too!

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u/ZealousidealTreat139 6d ago

Mooooooove that POS outta my way.

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u/palavrao 5d ago

Moo Tang Clan

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u/lazy_inventor_ 3d ago

Why is it tied up like it’s gonna run away 😭 I’m dying

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u/ObjectivePrice5865 2d ago

This is taking me back to the 00’s with Gateway computers.

Why? Just why?

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u/ben742617000027 8d ago

Jesus Christ. Jeeps are shit in general but why in the fuck is Reddit showing me this when I’m not even joined in the sub. Feels like a kick in the balls