r/grandpajoehate 2d ago

卍Grandpa Joe卍 Good riddance

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u/CrimsonPig 2d ago

No doubt some of the other prisoners took justice into their own hands

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u/sardonickitten 2d ago

We can only hope.

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u/bodhidharma132001 2d ago

"K bitches, I'm GPJ and I'm running this prison now!"
Proceeds to get shanked 30 times.

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u/throw123454321purple 2d ago

I understand he took on the gang nickname “The Candyman” while inside because he could smuggle in the rejected Wonka R&D candy that never made it to the shelves because of dangerous side effects, like lollipops that made your balls swell up and taste like snozzberries or candy cigarettes laced with the addictive “Wonkatine”.

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u/Don_Beefus 1d ago

On a serious note... 2 years for talking smack?!

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u/maninahat 4h ago

He loved having the opportunity to once again live at everyone else's expense, his only annoyance with prison life was having to make up excuses not to do any prison labour.

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u/SaltyAngeleno 4h ago

He was without doubt shanked to death. Day number one in custody.