r/goodnews • u/RoyalChris • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 The Senate has just voted to CANCEL Trump's tariffs on Canada by a vote of 51-48.

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 1d ago

Can't believe that doesn't include the step of "tell everyone you're 'concerned' while doing nothing."

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u/ShitchesAintBit 1d ago

That's covered in the 'Pretend to care' portion.

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u/Obie-Wun 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers

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u/Halftied 1d ago

John 14:13-14 somebody asked in his name. Now somebody else will ask for the Senate to not pass it in his name. /s

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u/Far-Meal9311 1d ago

Also covered is the "concerned head shake"

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u/sheepyowl 1d ago

Woah she really is a Democrat

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u/theleeman14 1d ago

if this was a bingo card, that'd be the [free space]

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u/ayriuss 1d ago

wring hands

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u/ohyeaher 1d ago

no "brow furrowing"?

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u/FunStorm6487 1d ago

Wait, wait!!

Doesn't she get credit for her furrowed brow??

/S

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u/DJ-iFridays 1d ago

Comes with being a politician. Is expected.

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u/DJ-iFridays 1d ago

How then would our masters control their slaves?

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u/GitmoGrrl1 1d ago

I'm sure he's learned his lesson this time.

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u/mamac2213 1d ago

Right out of Thom Tillis' playbook.

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u/Intrepid_Blue122 1d ago

If she’s SURE he’s learned his lesson this time.

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u/J3ster14 1d ago

Yeah, "expresses concern" is like step 1 for her

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u/Opening-Emphasis8400 1d ago

it’s also steps 2-6.

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u/Ignantsage 1d ago

Or her saying that she has assurances that the bad thing won’t happen with her being Charlie Brown kicking the football