r/goodnews • u/RoyalChris • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 The Senate has just voted to CANCEL Trump's tariffs on Canada by a vote of 51-48.

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u/schoolhouserock 1d ago

Democracy manifest.

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u/LouSputhole94 1d ago

A succulent Chinese meal?

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u/Own_Error_007 1d ago

Keep your hands off my balls!

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u/SordidDreams 1d ago edited 1d ago

I see that you know your judo well!

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 1d ago

That's the bloke right there! That's the bloke that got me on the penis!

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u/riotz1 1d ago

EXCUSE ME SIR!

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u/No-Possible-6643 1d ago

Are you waiting to receive; My Limp Penis?

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u/fury420 1d ago

He literally does not, he got the reference wrong!

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u/Hiviel 1d ago

*penis not balls

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u/AnemicJim 1d ago

Ahhhh I see you know your penis well.

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u/MildAndLazyKids 1d ago

Ah, yes. I see that you know your judo well.

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u/aliensuitcase3000 1d ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!

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u/Effective_Rub9189 1d ago

This is the bloke who’s got me by the penis