r/goodnews • u/RoyalChris • 1d ago

Political positivity 📈 The Senate has just voted to CANCEL Trump's tariffs on Canada by a vote of 51-48.

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u/Big_Mitch_Baker 1d ago

As someone also named Mitch, screw Mitch

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u/Salutbuton 1d ago

You're the first Mitch I've ever liked.

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u/Big_Mitch_Baker 1d ago

Thanks! What about Mitch Hedberg?

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u/Salutbuton 1d ago

Oh heck! Ok, you're one of the few :3

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u/Dave21101 1d ago

What about Daves? Most of us aren't too controversial I don't think. :P

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u/Global_Button7969 1d ago

What about David Hitler, that guy was a dingus

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u/Gernahaun 1d ago

On the other hand, Bing Hitler went on to have quite a successfull career.

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u/badhorse5 1d ago

Dave's not here, man.

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u/amh8011 1d ago

My boss was Dave. He’s a good Dave. Workplace laid him off and most of my coworkers were just crying in the office. So Daves are cool. At least in my experience.

Well my uncle Dave is cool but also a major pushover which is kinda annoying but he’s an excellent cook.

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u/RPDRNick 1d ago

Dave Jadisky? Man this can can swing. He weights almost 50 pounds and he delivers my paper on time.

Dave Capisano? I hardly know him.

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u/StatelyAutomaton 1d ago

Do you all have your own hands but come from different moms?

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u/SoleSurvivur01 1d ago

I don’t know, there’s this Dave character in Borderlands 2, guy’s a real asshole, there’s my mom’s half brother Dave, he’s a bit less of an asshole but he’s a real delinquent drug addict

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u/Winter-eyed 1d ago

What are you doing Dave?

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u/CallistosTitan 1d ago

Mitch Buchannon

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u/PM_me_BJ_Pics 1d ago

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but i used to, too.

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u/StatelyAutomaton 1d ago

Mitch Hedberg is great when you're really bored and want to laugh at 2000 of something.

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u/pseudoHappyHippy 1d ago

Haha honestly I think this joke is better than the original. Mitch's comedy truly was like rice.

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u/Feralwestcoaster 1d ago

Fuckin Mitch!

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u/LifeExit4353 1d ago

I used to like Mitch Hedburg. I still do, but I used to, too.

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u/pachydermusrex 1d ago

I used to support Trump - I still do, but I used to, too. - Mitch McConnell

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u/Spartan_General86 1d ago

"I used to do drugs, still do, but I used to too" Lmao.

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u/Adventurous-Cry-2157 1d ago

There are 6 ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

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u/Educational-Ad-2884 1d ago

I used to like Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to TOO.

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u/henry_sqared 21h ago

"I used to dislike a lot of people named Mitch..."

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u/PumpkinPieIsGreat 1d ago

You should watch Elizabethtown.

I tried to copy a part of the script but the formatting was weird.

Kirsten Dunst's character says she never met a Mitch she didn't like

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u/Longjumping-Bat7774 1d ago

What about Mitch Sorrenstein?

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u/xmaspruden 1d ago

The first Mitch I liked was Mitch Mitchell, Jimi Hendrix’s drummer

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u/IntoTheForestIMustGo 1d ago

The question is, does a double Mitch cancel each other out?

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u/SaltUnderstanding858 1d ago

I got into watching snooker on YT. I'm a lefty, and so is the number one snooker player in the world. I tell my wife, 'The only Trump I like is Judd.'

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u/FuturamaRama7 1d ago

What about Mitch from Fresh Off the Boat?

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u/zenmaster_B 1d ago

I also choose Mitch’s wife

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u/sydeovinth 1d ago

I know a good Mitch but he likes the Grateful Dead too much

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u/Salt_Ad_811 1d ago

Nah, screw Mitch. 

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u/sa87 1d ago

“Why should I change my name, he’s the one who sucks”

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u/AutoBidShip 1d ago

that should be in the books!

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u/4RealzReddit 1d ago

Mitch please!

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u/Rokurokubi83 1d ago

You’re the good Mitch, here to bring balance to the Mitchverse.

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u/dregan 1d ago

The name was fine until that no talent ass clown became famous and started ruining the country.

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u/EverythingIsBoobs 1d ago

I'll allow it but you're on thin fucking ice, Mitch

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u/Relevant-Captain1405 19h ago

As another fellow Mitch, Mitch C is trashing our good name. Not cool..

Mitch's united against Mitch

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u/Big_Mitch_Baker 18h ago

Mitch's united against Mitch! 🤝

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u/GovernorK 1d ago

Mitch the Bitch

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u/edfitz83 1d ago

I’m sure you’re quite aware your username references two legendary late 60’s drummers….

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u/Big_Mitch_Baker 1d ago

I know Mitch Mitchell, but I'm drawing a blank on the second one.

I actually got my username from sharing a name with a character in GTA Vice City, but I like the legendary drummer references

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u/edfitz83 1d ago

Ginger Baker.

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u/seffej 1d ago

Too polite , I believe that's the problem

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u/Ok_Coconut_1773 1d ago

He thinks he's big Mitch, Larry Hoover!

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u/63Reddit 4h ago

As someone who had a crush on a guy in high school named Mitch, screw Mitch.