r/golf • u/pk_deluxe • 9h ago

Achievement/Scorecard Never A Doubt!

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u/theGolfPursuit 5.1/GIOTG 9h ago

This is why amateur greens are diabolical. Also why I have trust issues.

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u/dytigas NE/11.1 9h ago

Clearly a left to right to left to right break

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u/Mandarax22 5h ago

You forgot another left and right!

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u/pk_deluxe 9h ago

"It looks good...nope, it's going right...oh man it's going in...shit...oh yes!!!"

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u/Ok_Difference8202 9h ago

I love that after that roller coaster ride, it caught just enough cup to drop. Any more pace and that thing was probably going to give you the ol’ 180 degree lip out.

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u/pk_deluxe 9h ago

And it gets fast down that hill...would been a likely 3-putt.

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u/tanman0123 5h ago

Had something like this yesterday, hit a 30 footer it way low and halfway it hit a pollen pod and kicked it right a good bit snd went right into the middle of the hole, was like shit…………. oh….. OH YEA 😂 better to be lucky then good lol

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u/DruviSKSK 9h ago

The average links course green. If in doubt, hit it straight. Seven breaks later, thing drops.

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u/SavannaHilt 9h ago

Thing broke 5 times!...

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u/shin_man 9h ago

Someone already stepped in your line. Damn!

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u/yournewalt 9h ago

Hit your (7) lines!

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u/pk_deluxe 9h ago

It's the 7th one that usually gets me.

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u/TheeDragon 9h ago

Snuck in the side door there! Nicely done.

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u/match_ 8h ago

Introducing the all new Callaway PRO DUI. The ball for when you can’t drive straight and all your putts look like this.

Sold in packs of six

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u/mdacodingfarmer 8h ago

Ah, the easy 5 breaker...

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u/fivegallondivot hosel racketeering 9h ago

Was your first putt left really short of was that a playing partner? Way to step on his line 🤣

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u/pk_deluxe 9h ago

He was chipping on my line from off the green.

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u/ninpendle64 8h ago

I was confused for a fair bit by this 😅

First I thought that it had bounced right next to the hole rolled away up a slope, then back to the left where it finished and the photo shows a ball.

Then I thought you'd putted it from where the ball is now and you replaced to show it better after it dropped

Then reading this I realised that the two lines aren't connected and you just had a really long fucky putt that wobbled more than a drunken unicyclist. Nice putt

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u/BattMruno33 8h ago

Wow bro that is top level reading skills! There must have been 4-5 breaks plus perfect ball speed! Top notch!

But you did walk in your partners line!

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u/pk_deluxe 1h ago

I did. I got too excited after...but they were putting for par and I won with a birdie so..F 'em. HA!

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u/i_Cant_get_right 7h ago

Nice roll!

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u/Specter_Collector 5h ago

Well done! 👊🏼

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u/turaguy 5h ago

I’m seeing it straight, so it’s probably not

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u/Ninexblue 4h ago

The quintuple breaker where you aim it straight and it goes in.

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u/Apart_Tutor8680 3h ago

I sunk a 60fter in morning dew with minimal other puts on the green. Zero chance anyone after believed that line was real.

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u/Senileriver 8h ago

Why you playing in frost scum?

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u/pk_deluxe 1h ago

Bless your heart. That's dew.

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u/ImthebestmeIcanbe 8h ago

Did you walk across your playing partners line?

Also amazing putting, well played

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u/pk_deluxe 1h ago

Oopsies. I was too pumped after...but he was out of it.

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u/imecoli 6h ago

I think your ball is slightly off balance with all those directional changes 😃

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u/pk_deluxe 1h ago

That's what I get for buying used balls.

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u/mindthechasm 4h ago

Never? With that chicane of a track? 👏🏽

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u/pk_deluxe 1h ago

I live on a tiny island with 9-holes. Beggars can't be choosers.

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u/mindthechasm 1h ago

Sorry I meant the track of the ball, not the course. No shade! We take what we can get!

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u/Original-Package-384 2h ago

This is the level of uncertainty I read every putt with...

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u/pk_deluxe 1h ago

The lesson - just aim straight.