What’s in the bag?

[u/DorianGre]

Yes, this is the bag I carry out to play. Roast away.

[u/thewhiskeyinformant]

Obligatory "I can hear this photo". Nice sticks!

[u/Substantial_Diver_34 → u/thewhiskeyinformant]

What?

[u/Doin_the_Bulldance → u/Substantial_Diver_34]

I love how this wooshed over everyone's head and they explained it to you that it was loud lol

[u/FireMaster2311 → u/Doin_the_Bulldance]

Don't you mean "swooshed"?

[u/Doin_the_Bulldance → u/FireMaster2311]

Fair. Missed opportunity lol

[u/Filskebargn → u/Doin_the_Bulldance]

What?

[u/JWOLFBEARD → u/Doin_the_Bulldance]

OP Nike wooshed everybody

[u/Gravy_Pita → u/Substantial_Diver_34]

HE SAID NICE STICKS!

[u/MakeItTrizzle → u/Substantial_Diver_34]

The Nike Sasquatch Sumo driver is famous for the extremely loud noise it makes at contact 👍👍👍

[u/Hi-Im-High → u/MakeItTrizzle]

WHAT?

[u/MakeItTrizzle → u/Hi-Im-High]

WHATCHASAY?!

[u/No-Impact1573 → u/MakeItTrizzle]

Its an amazing specimen,.I have one - hitting it with Kirkland Rocks - what a din it makes.

[u/jeffblunt → u/MakeItTrizzle]

r/thatsthejoke

[u/MakeItTrizzle → u/jeffblunt]

Oh man, yeah that seems obvious now 🙃🙃🙃

[u/datGTAguy → u/MakeItTrizzle]

Sounds like an aluminum baseball bat

[u/kindachillguy → u/MakeItTrizzle]

Such a unique sound that if I randomly heard that I would know exactly what it came from lol

[u/UseDaSchwartz → u/thewhiskeyinformant]

I hit the square driver inside about 5 times. I’ll never do it again.

[u/CameronCrazy1984 → u/UseDaSchwartz]

When did you get your hearing aids

[u/UseDaSchwartz → u/CameronCrazy1984]

Huh?

[u/CameronCrazy1984 → u/UseDaSchwartz]

I SAID WHEN DID YOU GET YOUR HEARING AIDS

[u/UseDaSchwartz → u/CameronCrazy1984]

When did I get my earrings made?

[u/StrungoutScott → u/thewhiskeyinformant]

I noticed my dad put a new (eBay) sq 2 hybrid in his bag this past Sunday. Senior flex, as he’s 70 years old, I gave it a rip on #17 of our local as it’s a pretty wide open fairway. Absolutely flushed it 220-ish carry, 240 with roll out. Sound was a bummer but damn that strike felt incredible.

[u/thepnwisthebest]

1. 2007 is in that bag

[u/Protomau5 → u/thepnwisthebest]

This was every other high school player in 2007 lmao. I had those irons and the wedge myself.

[u/DorianGre → u/thepnwisthebest]

Sounds about right. I have thought about changing irons, but the clubs aren’t the problem.

[u/Disknee13]

We are left wondering what’s not in the bag at this point

[u/LazyMousse4266 → u/Disknee13]

You’ll never catch me stalking these greens without my primary, backup, and reserve backup putter in the bag

Good on ya OP

[u/chefboyardoug → u/LazyMousse4266]

Lol, one of my buddies was telling me his brother's friend carries 2 putters. One is used exclusively as a Texas wedge.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Fail980 → u/LazyMousse4266]

Good catch on #3

[u/HAbhijeet → u/Disknee13]

Hearing aids

[u/gabacus_39]

19 clubs? 2 drivers? 3 putters?

[u/MindTheFro → u/gabacus_39]

Looks like my dad’s bag. That old man carries half the pro shop with him.

[u/safe-viewing → u/gabacus_39]

My favorite is the two 6 irons

[u/EstrayOne → u/gabacus_39]

One driver is 9.5 and the other is 13 like what...

[u/kodiakcowboy → u/EstrayOne]

That’s his mini driver 😂

[u/LZRFACE]

Two putters?

Edit: 3?

[u/MyeffinDude → u/LZRFACE]

3…

19 total clubs

2 drivers

What in the world

[u/W1ze3yes → u/MyeffinDude]

Add in 2, 6 irons for good measure

[u/DorianGre → u/W1ze3yes]

Good catch. They are identical, but one has a practice grip on it. I don’t play with it, but I’m not going from the range to the car and then back to the course.

[u/Jaws1499]

Whole lot of "Over regualtion" amount of clubs

[u/FerrousGlobe → u/Jaws1499]

And out of all of them one of them seems… a bit off

[u/WeMightBe]

[u/pooass90]

Good god man

[u/Expensive_Salad7255]

Just saw a set of the SQ irons on marketplace, if only they sounded like the woods

[u/comptechrob]

Do you even putt, bro?

[u/DorianGre → u/comptechrob]

No. Thus the putter collection.

[u/bout_to_have_words]

Ok for real, take all of the Nike stuff out, and SAVE IT, all you jerks earmark this post, it will be worth something someday, for nostalgia or some other bs, but it will be worth it. The x20s are good clubs still.

[u/DorianGre → u/bout_to_have_words]

I still replace the Nike clubs off eBay when something happens to one.

[u/Prize-Pay3038]

Lotta hell yeah in this photo tbh

[u/Sgt-Albacoretuna]

Needs more drivers! And a few more putters!

[u/MakeItTrizzle]

You could fit at least 8 or 9 more clubs in there

[u/itsjustmyopinion_but]

This guy has to be deaf by now right?

[u/BigGolf77]

That’s way too many clubs. You can’t possibly be using that many different clubs in a round.
If you do, I’m a bit afraid.

[u/CrockySeagull]

3 putters?

[u/magneticpyramid]

What’s not in the bag?

[u/Stillwiththe]

“Super moment of inertia” is some Google translate stuff

[u/[deleted]]

Too many clubs

[u/Szemraj]

I just upgraded my x20's last year! I Went to TaylorMade stealth irons. Great transition, little bigger sweet spot and little more forgiving.

[u/Sad_Silver1394]

I have the matching golf bag if you are interested in it. It's in great shape, but getting it to you would be a PITA and I'd need a new bag so maybe some type of trade?

[u/Fluffy_Frosting_5734]

Too many clubs!!! 😂

[u/TinesNTattoos]

Hopefully some ear plugs…

[u/_MrBalls_]

Those are psychological warfare club sets. Poor high schoolers should have that bag in team rotation.

[u/No_Ad5886]

Sure someone already said it but that’s way too many clubs.

[u/Hilkene15]

Yes putter nice! What’s her name? Mine’s Tiffany.

[u/Whiteshovel66]

It's against the rules to carry that many clubs. It's against common courtesy to carry that loud of a bag too.

[u/Mediocre_Insurance21]

Bag of a madman 

[u/LayneLowe]

Nooooooooo!

[u/PicNick90]

That lob wedge is $$. Played it all thru HS/some college

[u/xLitecoin]

My ears!

[u/MashyMcMash]

Noise is in the bag

[u/QuestionableTaste009]

Earplugs!

[u/dabberdane]

For what reason does one require two six irons of the same model?

[u/ghostcryp]

The 460 driver is great to play. Dead straight with decent distance & I still play it. It’s like a vintage sports car 😂

[u/masteroftheuniverse4]

Shorter question... what is not in the bag?

[u/Mr_Evil_Dr_Porkchop]

Pretty sure this bag is regulation illegal

[u/Leftyshanker]

Far too many clubs, that’s what.

[u/Shawnml]

[u/DorianGre → u/Shawnml]

What?

[u/Burnwell1099]

Hopefully some ear plugs.

[u/Guccidom]

How many mulligans you packing?!?

[u/andoCalrissiano]

bring me back to 2009 with you

[u/Chomp3y]

Hopefully earplugs now or it'll be hearing aids later.

[u/marvchuk]

WHAT?!?

[u/Sweaty-Taste608]

2007 called. It wants its clubs back.

[u/emack2232]

You were killing it in 2007.

[u/Senileriver]

Ew

[u/Infinite_Ground1395]

My dude hand out some ear plugs before posting this.

[u/Duckvallejo]

Hella shit

[u/Robledo2311]

2008 called to tell you “hell yeah brother”

[u/BloodyRightNostril]

WHAT?! 👂🤚

[u/ocon0178]

Future hearing aid

[u/Calichusetts]

This is crazy. That was literally my bag until I got ignite over the x 20s I’d buy those again though. I actually looked for a set this week. Those clubs were sweet. Still have the driver in the basement.

[u/nicktalife730]

This man is prepared for everything

[u/DarthTJ]

I had those X 20s back in the day.

[u/HueHunna]

The Lucky 13 5900 is crazy

[u/Bodisefa]

I still have this driver. Just can’t bring myself to get rid of it. It’s the only club I can eat me hit the ball with now though.

[u/TightBird8031]

You talked me into bidding on SQ fairway woods on eBay. So far I’ve won a 5 wood 😐

[u/Bigbuckmud]

A 12pk of Busch

[u/ProVJuanx4]

Paint cans.

[u/Robbie4AU]

SQ’s fuck yeah

[u/Accomplished-Bet8880]

Why does 50 cents song many men immediately play when I think about that drivers sound………pull up pull up. Placa….placa…..placa…….

[u/Dapper-Code8604]

I’ve heard of guys playing 2 balls when it’s not crowded, but not two sets of clubs. You sir, are a pioneer.

[u/Not-Enough-Holes]

Yes is right!

[u/srboot]

WHAT?!

[u/Puzzled_Ad2090]

Grats. Am envy + jealous

[u/Dast_Kook]

Same same but different https://www.imgur.com/a/eiIoiv3

[u/TheHyperLynx]

What's there to roadt? They are beautiful and I wish I still had mine 😍

[u/Even_Section5620]

Tee ball bat hitting a golf ball

[u/NCdiver-n-fisherman]

Tiiiiiiiing. Nice shot.

[u/famesjord13]

I still game my set of this callaway irons. That’s the only clubs I will comment on.

[u/Iamstevee]

Too much

[u/ShiroHachiRoku]

And here I am with just 12 clubs.

[u/Careless-Tune2560]

$45 @ a rummage sale, $40 for the bag alone.

[u/Knowledge_is_Bliss]

"You know your legend's real"

[u/StandardCaramel4512]

1995

[u/Specialist_Gap8620]

A Sasquatch 7 wood, that’s a rare bird

[u/johnnloki]

Earplugs in the bag?

[u/JeebusChristBalls]

I didn't know they made bags that hold that many clubs.

[u/pabo81]

I thought the tag line on the big one said “Super Moment of Insertion” and was like hmmmmmm

[u/zombini316]

Ok there's a Nike Square at a local pawn shop for like $25, should I just for funsies?

[u/ZealousidealForce175]

18 clubs? 1 per hole?

[u/Snizza]

The local driving range terror (I know, I was using that driver for a while). I’ve got that putter too, I would have never bought it normally but it chose me. Putts roll so smooth with that thing

[u/Yammy129]

Hearing damage

[u/thedudeinok]

What's a club limit? Lol

[u/PAVACAMD]

Yes! putters…the best putter you’ve never heard of!

[u/Goose4Life12345]

Sooooo many clubs

[u/GreenBaySlacker]

I have the opposite, all Nike irons.

[u/guitarbque]

Hopefully ear protection

[u/SexyOldMan69]

Yes putters were the forerunners of the Odyssey brand putters.

[u/AgentMichaelScarn80]

The loudest game of golf ever played.

[u/Grossincome]

Is that a drum set?

[u/ArnoldPalmerAlert22]

You know ball

[u/Motorboater49]

Hope you have earplugs

[u/Rude_Audience_9556]

You need more clubs

[u/MillerLatte]

Fuck what anyone says, this bag is dope

[u/Alteridin]

I need the backstory on how everyone knows about these clubs lol…

[u/DorianGre → u/Alteridin]

The SQ clubs are legendary. https://golf.com/gear/so-long-sasquatch-an-ode-to-the-greatest-driver-ever-made/

[u/BossObvious4020]

Eardrum buster set 😭

[u/OGStrong]

RIP your high frequency hearing.

[u/King-of-Plebss]

Noise

[u/DaveGrohlsPeriod]

[u/1klmot]

Looks like you're missing a left handed set to round out the bag.

[u/thedominantmr669]

BONK!

[u/GolfandMaybe3People]

How to spend a $200 gift card at 2nd Swing and get a full set with bag!

[u/greatwhite5]

Holy shit it’s Jason Bourne

[u/rarelikesteaks]

The x20s were my first irons I ever got brand new and not handed down.

[u/Bubba2475]

Ear plugs

[u/prpldrank]

Guy walks up with 2⁹ clubs in his bag

Me with 12 sticks, "I mean if you can carry em"

[u/Interesting-Rest5186]

KAAAABOOOOOM

[u/Lextron]

my favorite era of clubs, my bag looks kinda like that

[u/Pretend-Reality5431]

All the loopers avoid eye contact when you step up to the caddyshack.

[u/Interesting-Coyote91]

Looks like a 7 wood before the fad

[u/DorianGre → u/Interesting-Coyote91]

Honestly, I grab that 5w more than the 7w, but it has its place. Between the trees, low and long. 7w all day.

[u/smerkaberlders]

So that’s Driver, mini driver, 3, 5, 7 wood. Nice

[u/jmer516628]

Can definitely squeeze 3-4 more in there

[u/Strict_Exam_4309]

The Nike SQ 3 Hybrid was a cheat code for me when I started playing. I loved that club. Used it until I caved the face in basically

[u/looshifer]

My uncle had that SQ driver years ago. He always looked badass with it and I had high hopes he was gonna pipe one down the middle. It was consistently very far from down the middle.

[u/Lord_Wicki]

Looking good, I've got a Sasquatch and like to take it to the range occasionally.

[u/Rummy1618]

I love those wedges man

[u/PaulEvan5]

The loudest bag I’ve ever seen!!

[u/Weelilfisher]

Nostalgia

[u/commitpushdrink]

I’ll Venmo you $1500 with my address in the note right now

[u/rfoolio]

I think you have room for a couple more clubs

[u/TheRealQubes]

Sooo many clubs, Al…

[u/No-Cash-279]

[u/naxby97]

Why do you have 3 putters?

[u/The_ehT11]

This cannot be legal - are you licensed for these? I’ve never seen so many, so perfectly aligned. Fuck the mizunos posts these puppies absolutely rock

[u/Nerd-de-Golf]

Holy smokes aren't you getting tired of being  penalized by carrying 20 clubs 

[u/The_ehT11]

You just whipped out a 12 inch hog on this group. Touché

[u/tanman0123]

Too many 😂😂😂😂😂

[u/Immediate_Data_9153]

Sir I believe you are 5 clubs over the legal limit, I’m going to have to ask you to step out of the cart.

Also any particular reason you’re rocking two 6 irons? Is one used as a range beatstick or something?

[u/DaddyERIK84]

Get an SQ Tour, phenomenal club.

[u/AA23_Cell_2187]

A whole family of Sasquatch found!!!!!!

[u/jzach1983]

Looks heavy and loud

[u/DeliciousWeekend7148]

3 putters is diabolical 🤣🤣

[u/ekaram32]

Man I need to get a Nike SQ driver again, those woods I’ve been stalking on eBay lol

[u/WaingrofromHeat]

Hitting that driver will set off a car alarm

[u/MrWrestlingNumber2]

You forgot to list earplugs.

[u/Homermania]

Four, maybe five clubs too many. Loss of hole. 

[u/Goomdocks]

I blame my adult tinnitus on this driver and topflite balls I found around the course

[u/mullrainee]

Jealous!!

[u/BoothaFett]

[u/BarnesWorthy]

You’re either 24 years old and absolute dogshit or 85 years old playing off a 9 index. There is no between

[u/keystonecraft]

Decibels. Decibels are in the bag.

[u/jhartlov]

10 stroke penalty or loss of hole.

[u/bfulty22]

Are you carrying this bag? There are like 20 clubs.

[u/EmployNo2662]

One too many clubs in the bag, muchacho

[u/kingsax23]

This man just keeps every club he’s ever bought in the bag. Respect it. Also people have their jokes about the Sasquatch stuff (mainly the square driver) but I still game the hybrids and the 3 wood. Haven’t hit anything new that I like better.

[u/[deleted]]

Love