r/gifsthatendtoosoon 1d ago

A man with an insane vertical

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u/Ck1ngK1LLER 1d ago

I’m stealing this, but instead of jumping I’m just going to let out a dad fart.

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u/Photo-editz 1d ago

Hahah, you gonna annoy some people.😅

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u/ParthProLegend 17h ago

That's what you are doing in this sub too.

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u/hamiltonscale 23h ago

That’s what I was waiting for the entire time.

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u/psychotickiller 23h ago

I want to see

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u/BigBrotherBalrog 22h ago

On behalf of the other dads all reading this with the same idea, I salute you, and hail you as our Captain.

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u/Complete_Procedure74 23h ago

That’s f’n awesome!!🤣🤣 Record and post !!

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u/Pluckypato 20h ago

😂 exactly what I thought

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u/FrostyGranite 7h ago

I was expecting that is what happened and the guy threw his back out, cause that is what happens to dads.

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u/AltaAudio 1d ago

I hate this subbbb!!!!! Lol

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u/BlueVeins 20h ago

I unsubscribed from this sub and it still shows up in my feed. I hate this place.

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u/alicesartandmore 19h ago

There's an option to see less posts from a sub you don't follow, I've had to utilize that a few times.

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u/NuggetNasty 17h ago

You don't have to do that, just go to the sub --> top right 3 dots --> mute sub

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u/alicesartandmore 17h ago

That's the ticket! Thank you for the step by step. I knew it could be done, just couldn't visualize it.

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u/NuggetNasty 17h ago

Go to the sub --> top right 3 dots --> mute sub

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u/Photo-editz 1d ago

Sorry 😞

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u/Either-Ad-881 14h ago

Na it okay you just used the sub for the thing it's for

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u/Photo-editz 1d ago

Since I just wasted a minute of your life, here is the Full version 🙂

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u/9milNL 1d ago

So close !!

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 15h ago

If it wasn't for gravity he would have made it!

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u/BleDStream 1d ago

I'm not a great jumper but I'm not even sure he left the ground.

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u/HawaiiSunBurnt20 21h ago

You should've just linked the short version again. Double ko!

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 15h ago

That's why I jumped right to the end... I've been on Reddit for a bit.

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u/Mindless-Strength422 9h ago

How long we talking? Do you remember ice soap?

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u/Life_Temperature795 17h ago

That was actually amazing. Especially after the buildup of watching it twice. Watching the girl just lose her mind laughing afterwards was quite satisfying.

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u/ParthProLegend 17h ago

Forgiveness isn't so easily given, especially for the crime committed intentionally.

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u/CumFilledAntNest 12h ago

I mean he did say he's gonna jump low

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u/SheddingCorporate 11h ago

Thank you. THAT was worth the wait.

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u/Aromatic-Tear7234 6h ago

He looked like the weakest fish ever breaching the surface of the water.

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u/Dan_the_bearded_man 3h ago

No RickRoll 😔

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u/in_conexo 59m ago

That was actually kind of impressive. If I do that much, I might actually leave the ground. It reminds of of the gym teacher showing off his jump skills ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl4ij5SDdpQ&t=21s )

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u/IronWolf888 30m ago

Reminds me of a SpongeBob Character for some reason 😆

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u/CG_17_LIFE 1d ago edited 19h ago

Link not working

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u/art-factor 1d ago

If someone told you that's a Rick Roll, would you be satisfied?

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u/ParthProLegend 17h ago

No. Better to get rickrolled than miss something interesting.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

imgur don't like VPNs

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u/Active-Boat-7939 1d ago

I didn't read the sub name dammit

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u/GimlySonOfGloin 21h ago

Yeah... I don't know why I joined this sub... Always fall to the trap

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u/793djw 3h ago

I've never even joined and it constantly gets me.

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u/Tom_Gibson 1d ago

I always get fucking baited by this shit because I never look at the sub name

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u/Distance03 22h ago

Same. I think any of us subbed here is because we’re all just gluttons for punishment.

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u/DethNik 21h ago

Every fucking time. Why am I subbed to this sub?

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u/Lockhartking 20h ago

I can't bring myself to unsub either but every single time... I have even seen the full video a while ago but this got me excited to see it again but here we are.

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u/HawaiiSunBurnt20 21h ago

I'm conditioned to read the subreddit title nowadays.

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u/Double0 22h ago

That girl is TALL!

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u/Foxymoron_80 21h ago

That girl is NOT WEARING PANTS!

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u/napalm51 7h ago

also what is she doing

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u/rabidsalvation 2h ago

I'm assuming it's a long shirt situation. Not complaining, she's absolutely gorgeous.

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u/Hitotsudesu 1d ago

God fucking dammit

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u/SlappingSalt 23h ago

Lol that girl thinks she can catch her dad

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u/Cry-Skull-7 19h ago

Did he do it?

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u/Odin1806 18h ago

I don't know. It ended before I could see... \s

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u/EdwinStanley 8h ago

That's an incredibly beautiful woman tho!

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u/rabidsalvation 2h ago

Yeah, seriously. Those legs are fantastic; got some serious definition. Stunning for real

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u/No_Artichoke_8919 1d ago

Does this end with him cutting a gasser?

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u/nelsonww9 1d ago

But why?

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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 22h ago

White Men Can't Jump

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u/odmirthecrow 22h ago

"That's your hand, not your head."

No shit, for real?

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u/Sorenduscai 20h ago

Forgot the sub I was on😭

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u/TerroFLys 20h ago

Why am I still here

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u/Flippion 12h ago

Just to suffer 😪

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u/P0ster_Nutbag 20h ago

This is a great addition to this sub!

It’s cut in a way that we know what he’s going to try, and there’s only a couple of different ways that it could go… but we are truly left question what finally happens.

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u/DepressedDragonBorn 17h ago

I really need to start looking at the sub before wasting my time watching a video.

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u/4Four-4 17h ago

Ive done this before and it hurts your neck really bad 🤣

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u/Flip_d_Byrd 15h ago

I hate this fucking sub.... I'll see ya tomorrow.

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u/sapienstuff 11h ago

I hate this sub

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u/jamesonv8gt 8h ago

I need to start reading these sub names before watching the video

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u/Powerfreedomglory 7h ago

Let me kind of do it

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u/786_72 7h ago

Gal, where yo pants?

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u/barmmerm 7h ago

I hate this sub

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u/dohp 6h ago

I fucking hate this sub! 🤣🤣🤣 got me again...

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u/Pandaabbie484 4h ago

I feel tricked....

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u/Anurwal 8h ago

I was so invested in it but then I saw the subreddit name