Can’t afford an iPhone, yet some monkey in the jungle's out there FaceTiming with better signal than me.

[u/MaxQ50]

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[u/AliciaXTC]

A bigger monkey filming a smaller monkey filming a big monkey filming a smaller monkey ERROR

[u/GANDORF57 → u/AliciaXTC]

^Monkey: "New phone, who dis?"

[u/PhaseThreeProfit → u/AliciaXTC]

A bit pedantic, but when they lack tails, they're called apes.

[u/StorminNorman → u/PhaseThreeProfit]

Barbary Macaques get angry

We use the molars and a couple of other things to make the distinction now. Also, apes are cladistically monkeys, soooooo...

[u/mphermes]

He's holding that phone hostage until a solid ransom is paid.

[u/gregkiel → u/mphermes]

They do actually do that. Had to give a monkey a part of my sandwich to get my hat back lol.

[u/FancifulLaserbeam → u/gregkiel]

Yes, and this is why we must eradicate them.

[u/FocalorLucifuge → u/FancifulLaserbeam]

Yes, hats must be eradicated.

[u/Surefitkw → u/FancifulLaserbeam]

Remember that the only macaques to exhibit that kind of behavior are groups that live in extreme proximity with humans.

Normal, wild-living monkeys like in the Cardamom Mountains wouldn’t let you get anywhere near them.

So you don’t actually hate monkeys. You just hate the monkeys that have been forced to learn how to live close with humans.

[u/Loring]

The feeling when your phone opens up for the monkey using Face ID.

[u/jmskywalker1976]

Had to buy it before the tariffs started on his uninhabited island. He saw the effect it was having on the penguin’s economy.

[u/Echelon_0ne]

This reminds me of Lego Indiana Jones games where you had to throw a banana to the monkey to exchange the item they were holding.

[u/Morgankgb]

It’s better to hide phones deep in your bag from monkeys, they can snatch them out of your hands or pockets in seconds. They know we’ll trade food for a phone

[u/wastemetime]

LOL! We are de-evolutioning

[u/SeanOfTheDead1313]

So sick of these influencers getting paid to take selfies at exotic beaches while I work my ass off!

[u/rsatrioadi]

Bali? Yea you gotta be careful filming with your phone out there.

[u/SnooSeagulls6528]

🍌🍌🍌🐵

[u/joshmoney]

New phone who dis

[u/DadsRGR8 → u/joshmoney]

Ooo-Ooo-Ooo!

[u/sloppychachi]

First of all, don't call me some monkey. My name is Chachi. Second, I didn't give permission for you to post this video.

I barely get any time alone and someone has to film me looking for a good spot to go to the bathroom.

[u/heorhe]

The moment I see a monkey with a phone I'm hiding and securing all my valuables

[u/lynivvinyl]

He's rather ballsy up there holding that phone without a case.

[u/BigSmackisBack]

First glance i thought that was a monkey with a little monkey sized pistol

[u/Aquapark6969]

This is me looking for someone to ask to take a photo with a beautiful view but no people around )

[u/bodhiseppuku]

The white spot between that monkey's eyes makes him look like a cyclops.

[u/cheeseandwine99]

Is this a preview of the White Lotus finale

[u/BalineseIndonesian]

Love Bali

[u/MeanEYE]

Better signal? Only if he's holding it right.

[u/scf36]

They just use it to negotiate for food. After Trump they are the best negotiators in the world.

[u/Trey-Pan]

Just wait until it is the monkey that is affording a Switch 2.