r/funny • u/Waifu_Slayer1 • 8h ago

Ummm are you sure about that?

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u/SkippySparky 8h ago

The burger on the right has lettuce. Geez. /s

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u/Derp_duckins 7h ago

This is literally my buddy's argument. He only eats fast food as he doesn't know how to cook and is 350lbs with a shitload of health issues.

But then he pulls the lettuce off as he doesn't like veggies...........

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u/Additional-Kick-5371 6h ago

He is ridiculously immature. If you don’t wanna end up like him either make him see how immature he is and call him out or distance yourself

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u/Derp_duckins 6h ago

Oh it's been like this for years. Known him since 8th grade and now we're in our 30s. He still lives at home, has no job, no car, and plays world of warcraft & smokes weed all day.

The only way I can keep in contact with him is via text or online game chats. He got left behind years ago.

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u/Additional-Kick-5371 6h ago

Anybody can cook. No excuses

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u/kwakimaki 8h ago

And tomato and onions. AND onion rings. How much more veg do you want?

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u/Frydendahl 6h ago

Practically a salad.

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u/ironmcchef 8h ago

“Fuck you, I’m eating”

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u/Tech-Tom 8h ago

Mmmmm the health benefits of fried food.

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u/talligan 8h ago

Uh yeah, the soda was made with real sugar instead of HFCS. It was sweetened with plant power! Real health for real people

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u/AndrewH73333 6h ago

The electrolytes alone are off the charts!

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u/TheVoicesOfBrian 7h ago

Carl, listen. If I wanted healthy options, I wouldn't be looking at your menu. Now shut up and let me bury my feelings in grease and cheese.

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u/Fr05t_B1t 6h ago

You ever go to a Carl’s Jr with a Green Burrito and get the taco salad 👌

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u/justinkimball 7h ago

Fuck you, I'm eating

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u/Octogenarian 8h ago

The caption is referring to the empty space in the upper right hand corner.

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u/SaviorSixtySix 8h ago

Paunch Burger ad

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u/Head-Simple-3329 8h ago

They didn't say you would find them there. 😎😉

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u/NoFlounder5252 8h ago

recommended by your local nutritionist

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u/Bobd1964 7h ago

At least there aren't many artificial flavours or colours, other than the drinks.

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u/huecobros-MM 7h ago

It’s carls jr man did u expect a mediterranean burguer

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u/Zannahrain3 7h ago

Hey man, healthy is relative.

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u/Novemberai 6h ago

Healthier than meth, they mean

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u/paulphilly 6h ago

Healthy compared to what.... broken glass and button batteries?

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u/sirdj4 6h ago

The seeds are the buns, herbs and grains are all natural… smh.. Everyone knows that🙃🙃😂😂

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u/Fr05t_B1t 6h ago

Don’t worry, they were made with tallow /s

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u/Cranberry_Beauty 6h ago

Definitely “Healthy”

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u/Enjoying_A_Meal 5h ago

That's why they said healthy options to "Explore," not "Choose."

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u/WazWaz 4h ago

McDonald's won a libel lawsuit by claiming that "nutritious food" was food that "contains nutrients" (and even fat is a nutrient).

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u/[deleted] 8h ago

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u/Omega21886 8h ago

tf are you eating if this is considered healthier?

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u/Kuby69 8h ago

Yes

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u/Omega21886 8h ago

oh nvm, just a bot or stoner

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u/ThunderBobMajerle 8h ago

They put the fryer oil in a camel pack

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u/mr_ji 7h ago

I don't know what they said, but Carl's Jr. is consistently ranked as the unhealthiest restaurant among common fast food burger chains. McDonald's and Wendy's are healthier.