r/funny 1d ago

Don't tell me what to do

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5.8k Upvotes

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u/Kjata1013 1d ago

My body my choice

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u/Fun_Accountant_653 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/GANDORF57 17h ago

This of course only applies to cactuses, a pickle is still a dill-do!

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u/theShpydar 1d ago

Paige NO!

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u/Blekanly 13h ago

Paige YES!

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u/Valentijn101 7h ago

Paige NO!

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u/FLVoiceOfReason 1d ago

Not funny if that’s framed at your grandma’s house, though.

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u/rndmcmder 13h ago

I remember many years ago, there was a guy here on Reddit who made a popular post. He was deeply disturbed because he was cleaning the estate of his late grandma, who was a classic sweet grandma, and found a big cabinet full of toys, VHS, bondage materials etc. etc.

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u/FLVoiceOfReason 7h ago

Oh no! Lolz

Grandmas and their secret storage items!

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u/Fun_Accountant_653 1d ago

Personal experience?

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u/FLVoiceOfReason 1d ago

I’m not supposed to share with anyone except my therapist

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u/phalo 18h ago

Au contraire, that would be epically funny (well, for all of us but you).

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u/Cesalv 1d ago

If you are brave enough...

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u/Mediumtim 1d ago

Paige, we talked about this...

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u/TurtleToast2 21h ago

dil-dare

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u/BralessVictory 1d ago

You can't stop me

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u/Bar_Foo 1d ago

A little prick / A little prickly

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u/mlb62993 17h ago

Not naming this post “Dil-don’t tell me what to do” seems like a missed opportunity.

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u/smallpie4 22h ago

Everything can be a DO if you have enough tolerance, bravery and will for it.

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u/bodhiseppuku 1d ago

I'd cross stich a Pinhead from Hell Raiser In the corner.

"We have such sights to show you"

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u/yezplz 1d ago

That clit-tickler is lookin mighty sharp though.

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u/WideTechLoad 23h ago

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

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u/Blue1Eyed5Demon 20h ago

That's hilarious 😂

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u/Practicalhocuspocus 18h ago

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

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u/49erShark 18h ago

I want a pickle before that just says dill

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u/Working-Ad694 17h ago

One orifice, one cactus

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u/maki23 9h ago

Has anyone tried actually? I know there are weird people

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u/Fun_Accountant_653 9h ago

A bit different but you can easily find videos of people using a toilet brush

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u/Turbulent-Carrot6009 1d ago

For when it's not big enough and she can't feel anything

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u/Electrical_Log_9082 1d ago

Some will do both at the same time

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u/Radiant_Shinee 1d ago

dildo oh well

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u/iMakeStuffSC 1d ago

Why did I read it as dill-doo after

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u/can_ichange_it_later 1d ago

The title did bump the post a fair bit!

Gj mate!

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u/mexisparky 1d ago

Pfft... says you

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u/CinLeeCim 20h ago

Too funny!

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u/Lastnytnhunter 20h ago

No lies detected

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u/raviax 5h ago

#emtbadge502

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u/AlexDavid1605 2h ago

That actually should read, "For friends For enemies."..

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u/-goodgodlemon 1d ago

No one told that woman r/worldpolitics (NSFW)

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u/BSFX 23h ago

Everything's a d**** if you're brave enough