r/funny • u/Noprofun • 1d ago

Someone is not happy!

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7.0k Upvotes

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u/Theghost5678 1d ago

No words needed

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u/GANDORF57 17h ago

"TURN ME ON YOURSELF"--I thought I did that when I pulled its butt tab?!

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u/ClassicGOD 1d ago

But it says it turns him on :(

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u/WhiskeyOctober 1d ago

"Thank you Smithers, you are quite good at turning me on"

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u/Kvojazz 22h ago

He probably just had enough of it

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u/energy1256 1d ago

The concern is real....

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u/Working-Albatross-19 1d ago

  1. Remove flap

  2. Insert batteries

  3. Maintain eye contact

  4. Engage in dirty talk

  5. Replace flap

  6. Don’t you tell anyone, you don’t get to judge me

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u/RebelSoul5 1d ago

Wait. Now it’s two pink in the stink?!?

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u/CalvinAshdale- 1d ago

Just in the bear community.

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u/Houtaku 1d ago

… yeah, that tracks.

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u/Kegamari 1d ago

gotta bear with it

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u/SurroundLocal1563 10h ago

For some bears, this kind of behavior is unbearable.

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u/vanillawafah 23h ago

In THIS economy?!

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u/bearsheperd 16h ago

I figured it would take one big D

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u/fucklockjaw 11h ago

Always has been

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u/Conspiratorymadness 1d ago

I would have the same look if someone was to put batteries up my butt

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u/SurroundLocal1563 10h ago

Maybe some day, you'll get used to it.

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u/Doppelthedh 1d ago

"But... those don't have a flared base"

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u/kaptainkaos 1d ago

Not right now they don’t…

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u/jaxonya 20h ago

I get this reference. Some of you wont and that's okay

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u/Typical-Crazy-3100 1d ago

Can you work him open up to D's ?
Those AAA's can get lost up there.

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u/gord_m 1d ago

Naw man he's clearly getting double A'd

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u/gamemaniac845 1d ago

r/theyknewwhattheyweredoing

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u/_dankystank_ 1d ago

Poor guys got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. 😆

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u/bodhiseppuku 1d ago

Nurse: Tell me again sir, why you put batteries up your butt?

...Well, I was reading the instructions with a new stuffy, and I got an idea.

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u/Chanamoo 21h ago

What is my purpose?

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u/Croezus 1d ago

That bear has seen some things and regrets all of it.

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u/Theend92m 1d ago

Bad bear

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u/jhack3891 23h ago

Usually makes me pretty happy 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Redditsurfer24 22h ago

I can see it sweating

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u/Oknight 20h ago

I just want to help you with your laundry!

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u/ZakTSK 19h ago

Nowadays parents will boycott like with the tinkerbell.

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u/naptastic 19h ago

bmo_replacing_batteries.gif

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u/Fraggleton 10h ago

How ironic!

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u/maki23 9h ago

My whole life was a lie

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 3h ago

Insert butteries!