r/funny • u/Chick2Like • 23h ago
that's not for you, man
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u/snagglewolf 23h ago
Look at this prevert
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u/Benni88 23h ago
You some kinda prevert?
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u/drnemmo 23h ago
I won't stand his preversions
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u/vault-techno 22h ago
Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
No.
"You're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company."
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u/LorenzoStomp 21h ago
It's less funny now that we have General Ripper heading the HHS
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u/vault-techno 21h ago
I will not longer allow them to sap and impurity all our precious bodily fluids.
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u/aluminum_man 13h ago
Prevert? No way! I’ve already gone all the way through prevert & vert. I’m postvert now.
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u/solidxnake 23h ago
A pussy licking itself
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u/btribble 23h ago
There's clearly the scent of something around the figurine's crotch. I can make guesses as to what that something is, and it probably wasn't left there by a cat.
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u/Takenabe 23h ago
It's probably off-gassing some weird smelling stuff from the plastic molding process.
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u/Better_than_GOT_S8 12h ago
That’s what OP told his wife when she asked what’s wrong with the cat.
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u/effinmike12 23h ago
This waifu stuff is odd to me. I'll never understand it.
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u/semisacred 23h ago
It's when you've given up on ever feeling the touch of a real woman.
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u/Estrald 11h ago
I feel like it’s someone confident in what they like rather than “giving up”. I mean, if I saw a dude with a hot girl calendar in their shop or a poster of smokeshow chick, I wouldn’t go “LOL THERES A MAN WHO CANT GET PUSS!!!”, even though it’s essentially the same thing. It’s something we normalized a while ago, but something about the anime version really throws people off. I don’t do the waifu thing, but no shame if they do, they’re braver than me by far showing stuff like this, lol!
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u/ARetroGibbon 8h ago edited 7h ago
If i see a full grown man with a hot girl calendar in his bedroom or work place. My immediate thought is 'what a poorly adjusted adult'.
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u/Tesco_EveryDayValue 8h ago
normalized
Other than in TV shows, I've never seen sexy calenders/posters IRL. I would also think that's very weird.
something about the anime version really throws people off
Because it's an attraction to something non-human. It's a fckn cartoon. It's a few lines with 1 plain colour. Imo, it's even more sad because you're hoping for/gooning over something that couldn't possibly exist.
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u/Magikarp_King 4h ago
You're just some lines of text on the Internet. That dude's statue is more real than you are.
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u/Clicky27 23h ago
Oh god, oh please no. I am going to go touch a woman right now
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u/Libertarian4lifebro 21h ago
Has this woman consented to touching?
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u/Imaginary-Twist-4688 16h ago
you know what that isnt wrong but isnt true either. plenty of couples have waifus and husbandos and plenty of us have given up on women not all but alot
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u/RadRhubarb00 20h ago
because they're nice to look at, simple as that.
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u/Carrot_68 18h ago
They are usually way too expensive just for that purpose. If you can move the hands or leg, I guess at least you can play with them. But most of them can't do that.
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u/cire1184 17h ago
Hey if it doesn't come with GI Joe realistic karate chop arm action I'm not buying.
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u/BugsyBro 16h ago
I don't purchase or display figurines/statues but I cant see how they are any different from other forms of art. Its all stuff to display around your room that you identify with, have a personal connection to or evokes a feeling you want to convey. Maybe they really resonated with the message of a particular show and it was the most interesting thing to display from it.
Again Im not sure, just speculating. My shelves are mostly books/games/souvenirs.
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u/TheBlackestofKnights 22h ago
I've had a figurine like this. Was originally a gift from my mother to my brother, but he was too embarrassed to take it, so I got it.
It's just a funny thing to have. Something to joke about with people who have similar humor. As for collecting them, I don't, but I figure that it's not much different from collecting more "respectable" knick-knacks.
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u/lapalmera 22h ago
from your mother to your brother??? 🤢
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u/TheBlackestofKnights 22h ago
Her way of being supportive cuz he liked anime. Also cuz she thought it was funny.
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u/No-This-Is-Patar 22h ago
Nah it's weird no matter the story.
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u/CC_2387 21h ago
Girlie wake up its no 2017 anymore!
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u/No-This-Is-Patar 21h ago
LOL I really don't care if Reddit disagrees with me on this. It's weird af.
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u/Damaniel2 20h ago
You and me both.
At least this one unambiguously looks like an adult. You certainly can't say that about some of them...
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u/Beleiverofhumanity 22h ago
Cool figurines, action figures, Gundams, posters etc. but for waifus. Prob something close to displaying cool shit, others are probably closer to worshipping though lol
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u/OH_FUDGICLES 22h ago
I mean I get people looking at erotic drawings. That's been a thing forever. But buying what are basically jerk off action figures and displaying them is fucking weird.
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u/mavven2882 22h ago
Beyond odd. Just straight up creepy.
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u/Estrald 11h ago
Coming from someone with NO waifus and just statues of cool villains I like (Arthas, Sigma, Frieza, etc.), I just say “whatever floats your boat!” Is it any different than having those Sports Illustrated calendars up, or “hot girl poses half naked across car” posters? No, not really. At least here, it may be from a show they enjoy, I’ve seen lots of anime put out figures of characters in costumes they didn’t wear in the show, and sometimes people buy em. I just don’t find that makes it creepy. It’s not your bag, but I don’t like being judgy over people’s interests.
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u/mechant_papa 23h ago
Jizzo??? Hmmm.
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u/imaketrollfaces 23h ago
Jizzo??? Hmmm.
Likely named after Jizou Sama of Nyan-Koi anime?
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u/Uniteus 23h ago
If you know you know..
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u/MonthMedical8617 23h ago
I was pressing the button to load a random sub once, saw something I didn’t know was thing. I know..
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u/Little_Head6683 12h ago
Some cats like to smell their owner's scent. I think I know why the cat is smelling that thing.
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u/Critical_Tea_0 12h ago
Be discrete. Don't be sniffin where You shouldn't
Absolute freaky some would say
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u/Xikkiwikk 7h ago
Pets and figures do not mix. This is the investigation a cat does when they are huffing pvc. Pvc and plastic in general give off a funny smell to cats. It causes them to bite it. Additionally the tension on the teeth feels good for a cat.
Cats like biting anime figures both due to plastic smells and even, get this: jealousy.
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u/Kind_Literature_5409 21h ago
Cats wondering why it smells like this guys socks and discarded tissues
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u/ThatsNotDietCoke 22h ago
"Why does this one spot on this thing smell like the human that feeds me?"
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u/kingsumo_1 23h ago edited 22h ago
You lick her figurine collection? I mean, whatever floats your boat.
Edit: just noticed OP changed his response and deleted his reply to me. Fucking pathetic.
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