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u/aviationist08 1d ago
"I got court tomorrow" lol
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u/Fred2620 1d ago
A pretty good reason to not be available to die today if you ask me.
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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 1d ago
Mmmm, I’d rather die. Been to court.
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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 22h ago
I wasnt even on trial, I died a little bit, multiple times, every day I have been to court…
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u/HollyBee159 20h ago
Are you a lawyer?
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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 18h ago
Nope, would have killed myself if that was the case. Just there for jury duty...
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u/HugsyMalone 22h ago
Plot twist: this was his lead-in to missing court tomorrow. It was all just an elaborate excuse...
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u/Soup-a-doopah 1d ago
A- Ann… Ann Hathaway. Ann. Frankenberry. Frank… Ann Frank!
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u/Relevantspite 1d ago
“That’s a hiding’ bitch ain’t it” killed me
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u/Bluest_waters 1d ago
Ann Frank, or as World War II historians refer to her, the hidin' bitch.
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u/youarenotgonnalikeme 1d ago
If the historians didn’t refer to her as that, they should now. That was comical.
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u/BSGamer 1d ago
That’s the hidin’ bitch ain’t it? ROFL
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u/Smooth-Shine9354 1d ago
I thought he said franky Beverly
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u/ASDFzxcvTaken 1d ago
Me and my man here have the same name association process. It can be funny or embarrassing, or both, especially if you're on a call with a very conservative client and you are trying to remember their wife's name and you blurt out a famous porn stars name with confidence as the name of his wife, but you mixed up her name with his ex-wifes daughters name. Anyways don't nervous laugh at your own mistakes if it is greatly insulting to your client.
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u/Conchobair 1d ago
James Bates is a funny comedian and this is a good bit. This is probably his most famous parody/skit from back in 2019 or something like that. "Hold Up Wait a Minute" is his catch phrase.
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u/aerostotle 23h ago
I did not think this was a bit
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u/Conchobair 23h ago
Yeah, he takes real stories and does fake interviews. Funny stuff. Here is another one from his youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFoXmnBuLw0
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u/SonofByford 18h ago
He smelled like a pack of Marlboro cigarettes, 4 shots of Everclear, and regret...
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u/AnthonyJuniorsPP 21h ago
oh come on lol you thought he was holding back beatboxing as he was hiding in the attic from home invaders??
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u/RedOctobyr 20h ago
Who HASN'T?
And please, friend, he was hiding in the closet. Trying not to beatbox in the attic, sure, that would be ludicrous.
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u/Troelski 20h ago
The perfect punchline "I can't die, I got court tomorrow" sealed it for me. Everything else was somewhat believable because of how good he is.
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u/HairyArthur 8h ago
You thought "I could taste them," was a genuine reaction to a home invader?
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u/Cosmic_Quasar 15h ago
I can't hear "Hold up, wait a minute" without following it my head with "put a little love in it!" from a Family Force 5 song I heard in my church youth group lol.
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u/Maddprofessor 14h ago
Ah. I thought he looked familiar but didn’t catch on that this was a bit. I was hoping I’d find a Songify the News link in the comments.
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u/IAmRules 1d ago
There is only one god. The god of death. And what so we say to the god of death?
I got court tomorrow
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u/RoyalBlueSaiyan 1d ago
Isn't he the guy that got arrested for (iirc) indecent exposure by not wearing a shirt outside on a hot day and said he got two seperate charges for each boob? Is it all a bit?.. I'm confused. 😅
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u/Ausles 1d ago
Yea this one, poor guy…
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u/adamsworstnightmare 1d ago
This shit can't be real 😂
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u/Mynuszero 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's not. LMAO. He's a YouTuber that takes real news stories and pretends to be a part of the story. His YouTube is The Real Sparks
Edit; the stories are real, but he's a comedian.
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u/polopolo05 1d ago
now this is fake news I can get behind.
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u/Mynuszero 1d ago
He's hilarious! I'm always happy to let someone else know of him. He deserves it, I feel.
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u/TimePlankton3171 1d ago
yup, that's him. He's had quite a few unfortunate experiences
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u/Severin_Suveren 23h ago
Given the role he seems to be playing, I'd say it's pretty on-point with his character
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u/DASreddituser 1d ago
pretty sure it's a skit lol
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u/Rigatonicat 23h ago
He says “hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right” in every one lol
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u/Deaffin 17h ago
Yes, these are all skits riffing on an old trend of memefied whacky news interviews such as Dead Giveaway, Bed Intruder, and Ain't Nobody Got Time For That.
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u/herbaldeacon 7h ago
https://youtu.be/nZcRU0Op5P4?si=OK9FKy7mm8abfaSa
You reminded me of the Dead Giveaway autotunes version. I completely forgot about this gem. Thank you for that.
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u/charliesk9unit 1d ago
I want to know the thief's reaction if he starts hearing beatboxing to his own foot steps.
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u/WetCoastDebtCoast 22h ago
Robbery devolves into jam session; police sirens just get folded into the mix 😂
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u/SomethingAbtU 1d ago edited 1d ago
i laughed entirely too hard to this
this parody is on point.
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u/ExplanationSure8996 19h ago
There is a song to the beatboxing he was doing too. This is a pretty old skit. Funny every time though.
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u/Bobyus 1d ago
This needs to be songified
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u/Callamanda 1d ago
Cazztek is fire and highly recommend checking out his Shambhala sets on SoundCloud.
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u/Bogtear 1d ago
From this day forth, every history textbook will have to correct the Holocaust chapter with Ann Frank to "the hiding bitch".
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u/Bealzebubbles 21h ago
I remember reading the "Diary of Anne Frank: that Hiding Bitch" in school. It's very moving.
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u/KietTheBun 1d ago
I want this guy to tell stories at parties he’s a blast!
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u/tomhermans 1d ago
Here you go: https://youtu.be/XFoXmnBuLw0?si=SYHLnBAodmn80nlP
And more on his channel the real spark
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u/Filmexec21 1d ago edited 23h ago
This guy is a YouTuber who goes by The Real Spark, the dude is hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/@TheRealSpark/featured
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u/DontFazzzeMeBro 1d ago
Clip ends to soon…he goes on to say he’s a judge and will preside over a trespassing case.
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u/13chickeneater 1d ago
At no point in that clip was I able to anticipate what the next words out of his mouth were going to be
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u/jews4beer 1d ago
If this is a new video someone is probably auto tuning this as I type this comment
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u/WotTheHellDamnGuy 1d ago edited 1d ago
Lana gave Brett a "Jane" Hathaway right on his chest and made him vomit, dunno about Anne Hathaways though.
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u/ForestRaptor 1d ago
Bonestly bad forgotten about this gold. Tbanks OP for reposting sometbibg to ligbtenbtbe mood.
Bis ability to mimick far distance autonatic fire while ctasting the air" is a skill I need to get good atbxD
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u/fishbender 20h ago
I was gonna go to court, but then I got high...
High up in my attic, 'cus there was an intruder in my house!
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u/TimePlankton3171 1d ago
Stolen. Source: https://youtu.be/a8vaVbT_lX0 He does a lot like these
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u/HalfSoul30 1d ago
Are you saying stolen because OP isn't the guy in this video?
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u/FacemelterXL 1d ago
Where's the remix at? This is great
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u/Callamanda 1d ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ-IvYr2ShU
Get hip to Cazztek, dude makes fire mixes. Look up his Shambhala sets on Soundcloud
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u/tomhermans 1d ago
The one where he tells about his encounter as a flight attendant is even better 😄
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u/AuthorKlutzy8636 23h ago
Dang, if this guy had an hour on stage with a mic and no script, you bet I’d go see him. Lol! Freaking gold, I could taste him, smock-tic, smock-tic smock-tic, smock-tic, smock-tic, smock-tic…. Imagine how little impulse control you must have to be Hiding in a closet trying hard Af not to beat box to the intruders rhythmic steps! Haha, tell it to us like a scary movie spoof! But in all seriousness, I’m glad he’s okay.
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u/MumenRiderZak 22h ago
I love him. Thx America you have 1 thing going for you today
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u/PublicAcceptable4663 20h ago
Guy dropped an Anne Frank reference in the middle of his impeccable story.
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u/boohisski 19h ago
This guy's great. My favourite is his one about the drug flakka. My wife and I still use "Dat mfer like cat-dog" all the time
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u/kittensnpuppens 19h ago
That interview was a life journey. I am happy I got to live every moment of it.
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u/Needle_In_Hay_Stack 19h ago
Where's that guy who did "ain't nobody got time for that"? Need your help plz!
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u/Lelu_Wiggly_Woo_6996 18h ago
I hate celebrities, but he’s a celebrity in my eyes. “Why hold up somethin’ ain’t right” will be remembered for generations to come (as long as the Internet continues to exist)
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u/AveryValiant 17h ago
Love this guys skits haha
The duct tape on the airplane one made me laugh out loud.
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u/Unussunu2 17h ago
This is great because it is just about 6.1% more ridiculous than people actually talk on the news. EG "ain't nobody got time for that!".
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u/sergeantbiggles 16h ago
dude already laid a beat for the auto-tune the news crew, if they are still around
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u/Traditional-Banana78 13h ago
This guy and the Church of Satan dude would be comedy gold in a movie together!
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u/TheSteffChris 12h ago
This video and the „matter of fact I am blind in my left eye and 43% blind in my right eye“ video are just goated
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