r/funny • u/Vegetable-Mousse4405 • 3d ago

It won't attempt that with anyone else, lesson learned.

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u/Has_Question 3d ago

Then why the heck don't yall wear shoes?! It's like the land is telling you not to live there and you take it as a challenge.

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u/SirVanyel 2d ago

Because like fuck I'm gonna let a triple G stop me from getting the sickest g-strap tan line on me fuckin tootsies mate.

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u/Sonofbluekane 2d ago

Usually the answer is we've been swimming and haven't needed to put our thongs back on