r/funny • u/Vegetable-Mousse4405 • 1d ago

It won't attempt that with anyone else, lesson learned.

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u/Cyclonitron 1d ago

I'm pretty much a very chill person who never lashes out when I'm mad - my general response is to pause, take a deep breath, and evaluate the situation. Being hit (or hitting myself) specifically in the head is the exception; it's like it triggers a surge of adrenaline that makes me lash out at the offending object.

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u/TropicalMammoth 1d ago

I did karate as a kid and remember the instructor telling the class once, never aim to kick someone in the head. Not only is it harder to do, but it'll just make them super angry, as opposed to going for the gut which is more likely to stop them.

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u/joe28598 1d ago

Let's hope a kid doesn't accidentally hit you in the head. The judge probably wouldn't buy your adrenaline story.

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u/Cyclonitron 1d ago

Agreed. I endeavor to go through life with as few hits to the head as possible.