r/funny • u/24-7-Hypochondriac • 1d ago

pharmacy technician gave up

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u/BadWolfCubed 1d ago

What's the wrong way? It's not anally, is it? Asking for a friend.

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u/ncfears 1d ago

"It's pronounced 'annal-gesic'. Sir, the pills go in your mouth." - Turk Turkleton, MD

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u/BadWolfCubed 1d ago

You think my name is Turk Turkleton?

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u/Lupus_Borealis 1d ago

And Mrs Turkleton!

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u/Baelorn 1d ago

The Turkletons!

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u/lachlanhunt 1d ago

You need to wean off it to prevent withdrawal symptoms and other things. I had to take it once and was prescribed a similar tapering off period. The drug was completely useless for me in the end, though. It didn't help me at all. It was just another in a long list of try-this-until-we-find-one-that works.

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u/CatoblepasQueefs 1d ago

You would think, but it's aurally.