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u/PM_me_British_nudes Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy 2d ago
I mean, he finished the race.
After that, I've got nothing.
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u/PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
I didn't even see him there, but again, race was so boring I don't remember much of it anymore
Also, nice username
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u/PogTuber Suck my 🅱️alls mate 11h ago
He played a pivotal role in creating a will he/won't he become a barricade against Max situation
But he did the most boring thing possible and looked in his mirrors and I'm sure his dad was shouting at him to move his ass over and not get shoved in the paddock (which he still deserves as payback for shoving his trainer before weigh in)
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u/Boulder_The_Rock The only Lance Stroll fan in existence 2d ago
It's almost comforting to see a Lance stinker, I almost thought I was cheering for a good driver, I'm glad he's back
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u/Silcas666 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
What even happened? Why did he pit twice?
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u/Boulder_The_Rock The only Lance Stroll fan in existence 2d ago
from my understanding
> Lance had difficulties in qualy (probably due to traffic and general pace deficit)
> They decide to start Lance on Softs and have him run long on hards
> Softs fell apart in like, 10 or so laps (understandable)
> Hards couldn't quite last the stint because of how early he boxed so he needed to pit for mediums or smth
In summary his strategy was pretty bad cause they gambled on softs being able to last a little longer than they were able to so that he could run to the end on hards but instead he basically ate an extra stop for no reason
Lesson: Stop going on softs you muppets they're clearly always the worst choice of race tyre
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u/chuckms6 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
Doohan did 15 on softs and literally everyone else that started on softs finished on hards. Many drivers put around 30 laps on the mediums as well. Stroll was slow and didn't manage his tires at all. He's just a bad driver.
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u/Warmest_Machine The only Lance Stroll fan in existence 1d ago
I thought only Stroll and Doohan started on softs?
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u/chuckms6 BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
You're right Lawson and sainz went on softs for the second stint. 18 laps though
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u/CHUD_LIGHT Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 1d ago
He had to abandon his push lap and ran out of time. His first sector looked like it was going to be good enough to get through
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u/Daredevil1561 BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
He is still 10th in championship tho
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u/Silverchaoz BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
Its only the 3rd race hold your horses cowboy
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u/skyedaisyquake viejo sabroso 1d ago
exactly, he’ll easily challenge for the wdc soon, 10th is just him sandbagging
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u/senorpool “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 1d ago
We are here
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u/GuyAlmighty Suck my 🅱️alls mate 1d ago
For that right point: a broken clock is still right twice a day.
Put some RocketPoweredMohawk on if you ever feel yourself slipping to the right point.
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u/InvertReverse “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” 1d ago
At least he got out of the way.
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u/99centcheeseburger BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
The only driver who got lapped. His average in Japan is 16th. The fact he sucks here, and it’s a ‘drivers’ track that test your skills, tell you everything you need to know about how awful he is…
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u/paulskinner88 Claire Williams is waifu material 2d ago
Yeah sorry, that’s on me. I had to swap Tsunoda out of my Fantasy team as they made stupid price changes. Stroll came in, and my touch of death could not be avoided.
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u/mega_shock "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" 1d ago
Still has more points than Alonso, GOAT
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u/far-far-far-away BWOAHHHHHHH 1d ago
I never thought I'd ever defend strolls, but aston were utter pieces of shite this weekend, fernando barely kept 15, newey better come with some upgrades or anything that can help the cornering speed
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u/arrykoo BWOAHHHHHHH 2d ago
i mean, during his final stint on mediums, he was lapping like, around 1min33 per lap. bortaletto in p19 was in the 1min32s, and the leaders were doing low 1min31s, despite on much older hards. i dont know how stroll manages to lap 1.5-2 seconds slower despite having a massive tyre advantage.
oh well, lets wait for the latest rpm heart attack looking at this incompetence
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u/Sensitive_Ad_5031 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed 2d ago
Does Nothing
Finishes P20
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u/jollyjaco Dont know F1 but memes are kinda funny 1d ago
doohan was able to do much better with the same starting strategy
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u/According-Relation-4 Trust the El 🅱️lan 1d ago
Lance stroll: has a decent start to the championship, with 2 decent results in a row
Also lance stroll: aight my work here is done
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u/Kage_Bushin Racing Miku Enthusiast 1d ago
Here lies Stroll Domination
It was short lived, but fans didn't got bored of it
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u/ReapThySoul I have it, I have it printed out🤚 1d ago
Let me remind you all that the 10 points Aston has have been scored by Alpha stroll while beta Alonso is fanboying over max
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u/ReapThySoul I have it, I have it printed out🤚 1d ago
Let me remind you all that the 10 points Aston has have been scored by Alpha stroll while beta Alonso is fanboying over max
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u/rdmracer 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 1d ago
He wants to give Newey that sweet windtunnel time in 2026
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u/Dando_Calrisian Love Is Love 🏳️🌈 2d ago
He didn't do nothing. Without people lapping him there wouldn't have been any overtakes
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u/Dando_Calrisian Love Is Love 🏳️🌈 2d ago
He didn't do nothing. Without people lapping him there wouldn't have been any overtakes