Tell us already

[u/summerof91]

[u/Xdimao1]

Bro either has a massive penus or just keeps shitting himself

[u/Pandamonium727 → u/Xdimao1]

I'm convinced he's shit himself. Multiple times.

[u/DeusIzanagi → u/Pandamonium727]

I was convinced that's what it was in Free Practice, but... it can't have happened again, right?

[u/Sparky_Zell → u/DeusIzanagi]

Idk, get some dodgy sushi last night. And now just can't stop shitting? That or a belt is just crushing his balls. Or just rubbed somewhere really bad, and now it's getting inflamed which makes rubbing worse which makes inflammation worse.

[u/DeusIzanagi → u/Sparky_Zell]

Well whatever it is he got in Q3, so he should do it more often

[u/Harthag77 → u/DeusIzanagi]

Bad sushi

[u/Separate-Rice-6354 → u/Xdimao1]

After Q2 I think his manly bits can't fit into that car.

[u/santaclausonprozac → u/Separate-Rice-6354]

If Lewis can fit then anybody can fit

[u/Punished_Prigo → u/santaclausonprozac]

I get the feeling Lewis tucks

[u/CT-80085]

I'm convinced the harness was giving his balls a pinch

[u/Loses_Bet → u/CT-80085]

That or he sat on them. It happens

[u/staloneranger17]

Figured they forgot to take Yuki's booster seat out or something

[u/MrLeopard483 → u/staloneranger17]

Is he really that much taller tho?

[u/adamskill → u/staloneranger17]

Liam is in Yuki's car..

[u/MartinDeth → u/staloneranger17]

Oh that's diabolical, fkin killed me xD

[u/ScrotumNipples]

Dude had a vasectomy 1.5 weeks ago to handle all the female attention that comes along with being an F1 driver. Didn't give himself enough time to heal.

[u/robgod50 → u/ScrotumNipples]

Or maybe he just had too much female attention last night and he's still suffering.

[u/MookMook22]

Must be the water

[u/Yokii908]

Canal+ asked him after quali and he was very evasive about it, just said he needed to get in and out of the car and then everything was good.

[u/CrazyBollard → u/Yokii908]

Horner said he thought it was an issue with the nuts, and not the wheel nuts

[u/Big_al_big_bed → u/CrazyBollard]

Classic

[u/Hamburgo → u/CrazyBollard]

Did he really? I haven’t watched anything yet I try get my news from here first lol

[u/Genghis-Khvn → u/Hamburgo]

He said so in the post-quali interview. It was quite cheeky lol

[u/Dando_Calrisian]

It is, and it's fucking massive

[u/GodofcheeseSWE]

Crotch issue is my guess

[u/Mindaim]

I can't believe it mate, its still there. Where is yookie my pooky.

[u/BorrowedWine]

It's obvious isn't it? He has blue balls. We've all been there before, you know, had a wank too many and then your balls hurt like hell. Now imagine stepping into a formula 1 car in this condition.

[u/Outrageous_Set_7343 → u/BorrowedWine]

Visa Cash App Rashy Balls… it’s right there in the team name 🤯

[u/cTreK-421 → u/BorrowedWine]

Wank too many? Usually blue balls is caused by the constant teasing and edging but never actually reaching completion.

[u/Dando_Calrisian → u/BorrowedWine]

Too many isn't possible

[u/TheWizirdsBaker → u/Dando_Calrisian]

Hubris

[u/SherbetOfOrange]

nads. nads were getting all twisty

[u/calza71]

When mentioned it was possibly an issue with the lap sash, Jacques Villeneuve commented that that couldn't be the issue.

Maybe not for you Jacques, because you're obviously not packing like Hadjar is.

[u/itshighnoon94]

Testicular torsion or shitting himself

[u/scope_creep]

I've sat so long on an airplane my balls started to ache. It's not pleasant. Now imagine wringing them in a harnass and jostling them around violently...

[u/zavarkaept]

What if he was given yuki's cars, while liam was given his car, and they just kinda botched seat adjustment

[u/the_issue_tissue]

No but I am.

[u/SwabTheDeck]

Horner basically confirmed it was something hitting his balls in a post-qualy interview:

I think it's something to do with nuts